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I thought I couldn’t love her more

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He’s a prune juice man

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all i want is a country where we have the healthcare of the netherlands, the music of the united states, the food of the united states, and the language of the united states

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John Patrick 's avatar John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social
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The only button microwaves need is +30 seconds. The rest are bourgeois

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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Happy Juneteenth.

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Maggie Westrum's avatar Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social
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sam alito in tuxedo gets recorded incognito

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I bomb atomically Socrates philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be droppin these

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Probably the only motorcycle with a logo made up of tuning forks

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alan mustache 's avatar alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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elder millennialhood is having a facebook profile wall with nothing but 14 years of happy birthday posts from people you haven't seen in over a decade

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about

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John Patrick 's avatar John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social
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Yes I think that’s right. I actually just saw that last Halloween with a live Goblin score!

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I want a cut of Elvis with all the Tom hanks shit cut out. The ‘just Elvis’ cut

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John Patrick 's avatar John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social
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Spot on brother. I always look forward to your review when I know I’ve seen something major.

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Naomi Elizabeth 's avatar Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social
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Every room is an escape room if you’re very dumb

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Alex von Tunzelmann's avatar Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social
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I have just been informed that there is an American football playing man whose name is General Booty 😃

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Erin Biba's avatar Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
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I'm sure thst unless you follow Jewish media you have seen absolutely nothing about this but today a group of Isreali and US Rabbis were arrested at the Gaza border for demonstrating while attempting to bring a shipment of food to Palestinians. They are part of the group Rabbis for Ceasefire.

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whet moser's avatar whet moser @whet.bsky.social
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they were drinkin’ from a fountain / that was pourin’ like an avalanche / comin’ down a mountain

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WakandaPunk Is looking for freelance's avatar WakandaPunk Is looking for freelance @indiedynamo.bsky.social
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If you use AI for your book covers and illustrations I'm going to assume you're not a real author and you let AI write your book for you too. Why would I assume you have integrity in one area but not the other.

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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i miss twitter sometimes

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optiMSTie's avatar optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
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Everyone here: "Man, the Pictionary NES title theme goes SO HARD."

me, an absolute dumbass: "What?! Oh, c'mon, you must be joking."

me, after listening to it and realizing how horrifically wrong I was: "THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE, DON'T EVER DOUBT THEM"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh...

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Shoegaze Dad☭'s avatar Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social
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Don't tell me what's happening on Twitter, I don't care. You might as well tell me what's happening on Grey's Anatomy or some shit

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Anil Dash's avatar Anil Dash @anildash.com
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If I "star" an email in my inbox, it should send a message to the sender that I liked their message, and then we can both move on with our days.

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Hayes Brown's avatar Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social
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an earthquake three days before a total eclipse of the sun would absolutely have taken out a whole ass dynasty back in the day

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Angela Quinton's avatar Angela Quinton @werewolf.pizza
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Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!

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John Patrick 's avatar John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social
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Rusted Root - send me on my way. Everything about it grates on me Bob Seger - old time rock and roll. Terrible song, terrible message

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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RIP Joe Lieberman, you were stupid and also a bad person

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Caræsten 🇵🇸's avatar Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city
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blockchain companies have exactly two types of post

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melissa~'s avatar melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social
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reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift

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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

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Elizabeth Lopatto's avatar Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social
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every day I am amazed at what a great deal having a pet is. a weird little guy! in your house! who loves you!

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(bjork voice) the internet scares me very much. there is a man who is called beast. he has the smile of a liar

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