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Hayes Brown@hayesbrown.bsky.social |
an earthquake three days before a total eclipse of the sun would absolutely have taken out a whole ass dynasty back in the day
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Charlie
@charliezegers.bsky.social
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We can expect the plague of frogs by Thursday morning, I think.
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Owen
@oweniverson.bsky.social
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Can you imagine setting up all your cameras for the eclipse and then an earthquake shakes the hell out everything for 3 minutes.
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Andy Karl-Son of Dracula
@andykarlson.bsky.social
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And with the cicadas on the way?!?
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Hey Bruce
@heybruce.bsky.social
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Hahaha so true
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Tom Dennis
@thomasadennis.bsky.social
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Everyone would be looking out over the sea, waiting for Kaiju Frog.
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Raymond Gibson
@raymondgibson.bsky.social
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Yeah, but then again, my migraines would pass for God’s divine revelations too.
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His Royal Huwness
@litterygeniarse.bsky.social
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God must be angry that Trump is selling bibles. Worth a try.
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Fifthcolumnblue
@fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social
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There's also a comet visible to the naked eye in the skies at the moment...
🙃
blogs.nasa.gov/Watch_the_Sk...
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Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤
@fluxandflow.bsky.social
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Dare I even hope... (Trump/Kuchner?)
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Zach D Roberts
@zdroberts.bsky.social
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Truly missed my opportunity to become a god by predicting this.
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No Purpose Flour
@hodgepodge.bsky.social
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Don't forget the locusts that are coming too
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Russ Bengtson
@russbengtson.bsky.social
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seems like a reasonable excuse to get eric adams out the paint
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Peter Josyph
@peterjosyph.bsky.social
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Is a Resurrection happening somewhere?
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Gertrude The Squid 🐙
@gertrudethesquid.bsky.social
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And Mercury is in retrograde! The OMENS, man.
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Gojira1000
@gojira1000.bsky.social
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Have you met America?
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Jon close
@joeyclose.bsky.social
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The Babylonians would make a random commoner king during a solar eclipse and hide the king because they thought it was a bad omen. At least once the 'real' king died and the sub took over. Just in case anyone was looking for ideas.
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Michael Love
@elkmovie.bsky.social
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It was in Jersey, don’t they still do signs and portents there?
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Jorge Caballero
@datadrivenmd.social
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Cicadas have entered the chat
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Charles Kinbote
@charleskinbote.bsky.social
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I have good news to tell you about the United States Republic
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Karla jean
@karlingian.bsky.social
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It took cities burning, a plague across the land, and the sky turning to blood to get rid of the last jackass king we had. He got to keep his golden throne though, that was his.
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DTwyman
@dtwyman.bsky.social
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This is true!
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drew
@adrew.wifeguy.online
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in 2012 it would have lol
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Leroy
@leroylynch.bsky.social
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If a two-headed man runs through the streets of new York, you'll know its really bad news
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The Rhombus Earther
@killdyami.bsky.social
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Yeah so what you’re saying is they knew less and we know more than people did hundreds or thousands of years ago. Thanks. YAWN. Jesus Christ
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SpectorHairDay
@spectorhairday.bsky.social
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We have a nova coming, too!
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Hush Jared
@hushjared.bsky.social
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Heaven has withdrawn its mandate. Bring on the Mongols!
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Eddie…
@earthisbeautiful.bsky.social
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Pretty funny, sad and disturbing that some people are calling the eclipse an “omen” to the United States… the only thing the eclipse is proving is that science does work🎯Full Stop 🛑
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Chris Sanders
@highlycaffeinated.bsky.social
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All the governments have lost the Mandate of Heaven
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Retvrn
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Daniel Nicolae Dubei
@danieldubei.bsky.social
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we've still got the weekend. there might be more fun stuff in the works :)
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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I hope nobody sees a freaky bird
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Wagatwe Wanjuki
@wagatwe.com
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can't wait to see what conspiracies will pop up on Facebook
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🌌PHUZ Face🌌
@phuzface.bsky.social
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one can only hope😇
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@karen122.bsky.social
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Following the floods! Frogs next?
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nick (he/him)
@nlbray.bsky.social
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If I were God, I definitely would have delayed the earthquake a few days just to really fuck with people.
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WayFinding 🏹
@jeffreycrunk.bsky.social
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Beware the sea people. That's all we know.
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Concoloris
@concoloris.bsky.social
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the portents, they're not great
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Andy•_•Bell
@andylikesart.bsky.social
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🙂
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Tye
@tyed.bsky.social
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Sorry guys my fat ass cat jumped off my lap onto the floor. He’s now obese enough to cause earthquakes at this point. More pate on the way!
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44 Billion Regrets
@44billionregrets.bsky.social
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if only it still had that power
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Rep. Eric Gallager (no "h"!)
@egall.bsky.social
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some people theorize that that's what happened with the whole "sky going dark" thing when Jesus was crucified
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Yamara
@yamara.bsky.social
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Bird flu is in the milk supply. I mean, we’re not wanting for signs, portents and warnings.
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HalfManHalfBurrata
@realhumanperson.bsky.social
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🤞 there’s still a chance!
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Erin Biba
@erinbiba.bsky.social
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😂 it’s so true LOL
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Ruth Nineke
@ruthnineke.bsky.social
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There’s still time. Astrologically speaking, eclipses are indicative of long lasting shifts and their repercussions are often felt at a later date.
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Dexter Remmick
@ltremmick.bsky.social
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The day is young.
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Akshat Sharma, MS, PhD.
@akshatsharma.bsky.social
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So much for the Divine Right of Mayors.
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Lemmy from Radiöhead
@melissanyc.bsky.social
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Honestly there’s no reason why it still can’t if we all just put our minds to it…
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optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
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All within a short time of that most cursed of time periods: April Fools' Day.
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Nicholas Slayton
@nslayton.bsky.social
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A failed civil servant is about to start a heavenly kingdom.
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Amy
@amygalford.bsky.social
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I was trying to rule out local avalanche too.
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Patrick Ziselberger
@ziselberger.com
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Don't forget the upcoming plague of cicadas.
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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️
@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
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hahahahahaha
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Queen of the Universe
@mba-sweet.bsky.social
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Well, to be fair, New Jersey isn’t in the path of totality.
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Sarah Weinman
@sarahweinman.bsky.social
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Is this because Flaco died 😬
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@ljevans.bsky.social
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Doubtful unless the ruler had an astronomer on staff to calculate when the eclipse was scheduled.
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JNoodles
@jnoodles24.bsky.social
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An earthquake hit three days before a solar eclipse. Here's why that's bad news for Pharaoh Biden.
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Behind Several Proxies
@karen173.bsky.social
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Lol, Charles is screwed
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@newmexicanextexan.bsky.social
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An earthquake three days before a total eclipse of the sun would definitely have meant the Emperor of China had lost the Mandate of Heaven.
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Reid Walley
@reidwalley.bsky.social
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Dawn of the Dead. But for planets
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Melinda Clem
@melindaclem.bsky.social
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Ha! This sounds like a scenario for the “3 Body Problem” game.
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DubstepDragon
@dubby.dev
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Also a comet passing over soon as well. If this happened in 2020 with the pandemic...it could have been interpreted as the end of days
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Kevin is on the road to nowhere
@mwgore.bsky.social
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I’m getting ‘can’t you take a hint!’ vibes
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Ed Burmila
@edburmila.bsky.social
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The priestly caste that failed to foresee it...hope they didn't have weekend plans, they're getting burned at the stake.
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Paul
@paullu.bsky.social
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Has anyone checked on Naomi Wolf?
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Allie, black Cat
@ofvick.bsky.social
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All you need is a comet sighting for the trifecta
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Hat Full of Sky
@hatfullofsky.bsky.social
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That’s great: it starts with an earthquake
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Diane Duane
@diane.dianeduane.com
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Assuming they understood Saros cycles… maybe so. (Or, if they understood how *many* eclipses there can be in a cycle… maybe not.) 😏
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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)
@jimnobu.tv
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The Gods have spoken. Hochul and Adams must pass on to the next realm
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zoobadger
@zoobadger.bsky.social
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Get ready for the swarms of locusts.
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Jimmy Two Hands
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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If there was a comet visible in the night sky America would collapse entirely
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stuckatthisbit
@stuckatthisbit.bsky.social
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I miss Dynasty, bring back shoulder pads
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War Hater
@rainbowbody.bsky.social
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You know on X they are saying this is retaliation for Taiwan and I am glad I have my cyber truck
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Daniel Goldman
@dgoldman.bsky.social
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And 10 minutes before I had to get my cat into the carrier to get her to her checkup... guess what did not happen.
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B. A. Friedman
@bafriedman.bsky.social
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We have lost the Mandate of Heaven.
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Register and Go Vote!
@ivote.bsky.social
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True. What about cicadas crawling from the ground on eclipse day?
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Jam Max
@butlisten.bsky.social
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Biden is OUT
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Girth Brooks 🔞
@twerknowitzki.bsky.social
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I just really hope the sun comes back
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tupperwizard
@worstwizard.online
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Inshallah
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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
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I don't know. Those bitches could roll.
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She/herazade
@transgenderhistory.bsky.social
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Hopefully it takes out two this time - Democrats and Republicans
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Navid
@naveman.bsky.social
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Year of the dragon baby
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Oz
@ozzylusth.bsky.social
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And probably been the founding of a new religion
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Weedyfunk
@weedyfunk.bsky.social
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I mean, those people are still around...
x.com/mtgreenee/st...
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Isaac Rabinovitch
@isaac32767.bsky.social
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Only because a time traveller always shows up and "predicts" it.
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Frank
@fmacskasy.bsky.social
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Now would *NOT* be a good time for aliens to land on the White House lawn...
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Jen Ebbeler
@jenebbeler.bsky.social
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This was absolutely my first thought! Also, that the end times are coming! Bad omens abound.
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Boston Tom Levenson
@tomlevenson.bsky.social
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The Dowager Empress is running for her stone barge even as I type.
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@scohoe.bsky.social
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this would have happened.
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Kristin Jax
@krisjax01.bsky.social
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Meh.. let me know when the locusts are coming.
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Neo Kim
@systemdesign.one
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sounds about right.
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Seth D. Michaels
@sethdmichaels.bsky.social
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“let’s burn down the observatory so this never happens again!”
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EEddyEdwards
@eeddyedwards.bsky.social
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They’re definitely would’ve been a shit ton of people looking at the insides of disembowel chickens
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@punsandguns.bsky.social
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It's true for all of history. This is why we don't actually hear a lot about ass dynasties at all.
#HorseGang
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Lux in the Bronx 🎗️
@rlux.nyc
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Good point.
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Bill R
@sawbux.bsky.social
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now I want to be Emperor of an Ass Dynasty
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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez
@thegonzalez.bsky.social
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An eclipse accompanied by a comet. If anyone finds a bird with a mirror in its head I'm gonna be real mad.
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Don't ask
@good-byekitty.bsky.social
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Where the bleep do we even find enough virgins to sacrifice nowadays?
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William Li
@williamlidc.bsky.social
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Cicadas start in a month or two, right?
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Pamtheism
@pamtheism.bsky.social
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My high school history teacher would be so proud. I read this and my brain immediately pulled “Mandate of Heaven” out of memory
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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I think I’m a descendent of the whole ass dynasty
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Abhi Goyal
@abhigoyal.bsky.social
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The Adams administration retreating to Fort Lee as the rebels close in
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Still a Fabulous Unicorn
@fabuni.bsky.social
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It might still. Who knows, Monday might be wild.
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