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lovely to be here thanks ⚽️🎨📚🐕

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LAMINE YAMAL HOLKY FUCK

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i hope the “shampoo and set” is back by the time i’m an old lady. i wanna hang out with my friends in the hair dryers.

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influencers will post “the collab you never knew you needed” and it’s them holding a tube of toothpaste

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look at this post!!!

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finally!

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35 year old trying to become a bucket hat guy's avatar 35 year old trying to become a bucket hat guy @stefanheck.bsky.social
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Today is the 10 year anniversary of the “I really what Doritos” post

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what a joy it is to watch thierry henry put up with jamie carragher and micah richards

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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couldn't have picked a worse day to drop my new single Drake is My Best Friend

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Saw a cybertruck in person for the first time and everything about it made me want to shove my gently used clothing and toy donation items through the window.

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just bought new sandals with good arch support and hooboy i’m gonna HAGS.

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Lauren Theisen's avatar Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social
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champions league graphic: Fußball Arena München my brain: furball arena munchin'

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the grass is always greener when you turn up the brightness on your tv

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ArtButMakeItSports's avatar ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
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The Lovers, by Bernard Perlin, 1946, 📸 via @CBSSportsGolazo

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Travis, bluesky elder 's avatar Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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texting a friend that I'm 5 minutes away. From leaving. The store, and then I have to shower real quick

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Walking around Home Depot measuring things that have their dimensions printed on them with a tape measure I brought from home 👍

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spent my whole life watching old episodes of The Price is Right and somehow missed the one with the adult-sized rocking horse

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i have too many little sentences to say to not be pösting

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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i think every major city should widen its entire street grid so that every street is about 1400 feet wide, and then have one really huge, really fast car that everyone rides around in. anyone who is caught walking would be arrested and sent to mine the coal required by the huge car

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly's avatar The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social
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what's the best email you've ever received? i'll go first.

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in truest kelly fashion i dropped my toothbrush in a cat’s water bowl this morning

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……..the nypd leading into the paw patrol balloon…….

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big shoutout to sergiño dest for receiving the dumbest red card i’ve ever seen!! USA USA USA

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Julia Carrie Wong's avatar Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social
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perfect news alert NYT, really captures the relevant facts, 10/10 no notes

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Justin Garrison's avatar Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com
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This is the most accurate image AI has ever generated

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Dear Diary, Msmspth mthrmf.

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we’ve reached “kelly is secretly wearing tights under all her outfits because it’s a widdle chiwwy” season

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in the nfl, these days are the fans around the world of what’s more and more — and that’s when it’s most of all

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he’s got a rerelease coming out if you were wondering

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my email address got added to ~1000 (mainly german) newsletters overnight and some highlights so far are “dein avocado store”, HorseLoverz, and Josh Groban

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i wish we were all eating ikea meatballs right now

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fredesque's avatar fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social
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me: who wants to play two truths and a lie guy who named the red delicious apple: me first

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me: permission to come aboard dude at old navy: ok

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a website that recommends halloween costumes based on clothes you already own. why have i been burdened with all the good ideas 😔

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Katharine Hayhoe's avatar Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com
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Gorgeous annular eclipse in west Texas today!

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dianne feinstein, i'm so sorry you didn't get to hear the new U2 single

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