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Mark Britten@l3moning.bsky.social |
28 followers 73 following 112 posts
Soft and squishy. Bisexual cis man. Male pronouns preferably.
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John Bull
@garius.bsky.social
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When the Olympics Brand Police demanded that whoever had driven the bus and organised the printing be fired or disciplined in the aftermath, Hendy (then the London Transport Commissioner) told them: "Me on both counts." And they had to drop it.
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John Bull
@garius.bsky.social
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Your lighter Lord Hendy fact is that he's the person who drove the London bus over Tower Bridge at the 2012 Olympic Opening. Olympic Committee had refused to let them display the rings on it. So Hendy had the bus blinds people make one up on the sly. Then drove the bus and did the switch on the way
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John Bull
@garius.bsky.social
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Whenever you read a fantasy novel where elves live for ages but still hang around with humans, remember that's like us with dogs.
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John Bull
@garius.bsky.social
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Personally speaking, if i were a basketball player i'd book the extra-legroom seats. This does not appear to have occured to the English basketball team on this plane, who seem confused as to why they can't just have those seats.
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melissa~
@melissanarchy.bsky.social
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"there are only 2 genders!!!" and then they make 22 separate DnD classes out of masculinity alone
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
@cara.city
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a series of glitch art versions of famous works, photographed in the Louvre with a GameBoy Camera. will be posting one of these a day for the next few days. first, The Death Of Marat by Jacques-Louis David
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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The low end would. A lot of the MRPs had the Lib Dems on ~60.
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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the bookie have had 50-99 as favourite for a while.
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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I think *some* of them will vote for Kennedy for name recognition or "fuck them all" reasons, but yeah, it won't be many.
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Janel Comeau
@verybadllama.bsky.social
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"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD" listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God
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John Bull
@garius.bsky.social
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Good morning from the Swedish army museum, which doesn't believe in subtlety.
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Moby Dick
@mobydickatsea.bsky.social
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I recall all the circumstances
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Bryce
@brycebryce.bsky.social
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Hey @stovey.thequeer.house check this out onemillioncheckboxes.com
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Dan Hon
@danhon.com
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Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions
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Joseph Fink
@planetoffinks.bsky.social
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the fact that really important stuff is called like "a seminal idea" or "a seminal artist" is so funny if you think about it for a second. "that art is so good it's like cum"
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Cats of Yore
@catsofyore.bsky.social
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Artist Loïs Mailou Jones with supervisor. Ca. 1939. mvmagazine.com/news/2014/11...
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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Ah, a twist on the usual silly season story. Needs more wedding rings in fish or on carrots.
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doodlemancy 🏳️🌈
@doodlemancy.com
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listen i'm not saying GIMP is useless but i am saying it's a misrepresentation to act like it's a perfectly acceptable 100% replacement for Photoshop and that its interface isn't totally fuckin busted. like sorry but i have been on Computer since 1994 and it is among the worst UIs i have ever seen
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Frey/Bolt
@bolt451.bsky.social
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First dude in my Intercessor squad/kill team with added space wolf bits Just starting with a normal man, a not innocent man
#warhammer40k
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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
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How dads comment on someone leaving the lights on, around the world... 5. It’s like the Blackpool illuminations in ’ere (UK English) 4. Are we living in Bethlehem? (Croatian) 3. We’re not in Versailles (French) 2. Is it Diwali again? (Hindi) 1. Was your grandpa Nikola Tesla? (Serbian)
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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
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THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR IDIOMS: Poland vs Netherlands 🇵🇱 A Polish equivalent to “it’s Greek to me” translates to “this is a Czech movie” vs 🇳🇱 A Dutch way of saying something makes no sense is “I can’t make any chocolate from that”
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Beth Cooper
@bethcooperer.bsky.social
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This may seem unbelievable but it is worse than that. Milly Dowler was a missing teenager. As this BBC story reports, News of the World journalists hacked her phone, deleting messages and giving her parents hope she was still alive www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-1401...
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Dr Eleanor Janega
@goingmedieval.bsky.social
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The graph is wild, but I think the sentiment is good. A lot of people don't understand that you can do a green vote safely. People are wildly misinformed all over.
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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They should, perhaps, have stopped letting people borrow wigs 😅 Also, that memo was sent 18 years to the day before I was born.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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#ThingsIJustSawOnline #StarTrek
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Mark Chadbourn
@chadbourn.bsky.social
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For polling nerds, here’s a good look at why the UK polls are all over the place in seat outcomes.
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Stasanie
@stasanie.bsky.social
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A good vantage point for a small dragon
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the Mountain Goats
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
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if these aspirationally "classicist" bros had to spend even one day in Imperial Rome they'd faint
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Mark Chadbourn
@chadbourn.bsky.social
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Redfield & Wilton #UKGE2024 megapoll
12,000 Sample.
Labour leads by 23%.
Westminster Voting Intention (25-27 May):
Labour 46% (+1)
Conservative 23% (–)
Reform UK 13% (+1)
Lib Dem 9% (-1)
Green 5% (–)
SNP 3% (+1)
Other 3% (+2)
Changes +/- 19 May
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Dr Eleanor Janega
@goingmedieval.bsky.social
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I've started to befriend the crows in my neighbourhood, so pretty soon it's over for you bitches.
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Elizabeth Hargrave
@elizhargrave.bsky.social
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If you're having a dispute over a game rule, and everything on the Internet disagrees with your interpretation, I can guarantee you that DMing "to hear from the creator" will not result in a different outcome. I'm tempted to just reply "your wife won, dude" every time.
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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The guy I sit next to at work is 21, and tbh I find having to explain some of my pop culture references to him actually quite funny.
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MKrebs 🌻 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
@mkrebs.bsky.social
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Was thinking just today that there are actually adult humans who didn't exist at the turn of the century. And if you tried to tell them what the 1990s were like, they wouldn't believe you.
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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what a time to be alive!
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Dr Eleanor Janega
@goingmedieval.bsky.social
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There's some drunk people having sex in the train bathroom right now, and I know for a fact that someone threw a used nappy in the sink- cuz I walked in there and was horrified. So like... OK I guess.
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John Bull
@garius.bsky.social
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ME: Can I upload a custom css file? THEM: No, you'd need a premium package to unlock that feature ME: Okay THEM: And in this bit, you can put any custom JS ME: ANY custom JS? THEM: Yes ME: *sniggering* THEM: why are you sniggering? ME: Oh no reason
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Mike Masnick
@mmasnick.bsky.social
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As much as I can't stand Disney lawyers on some other cases, watching them dismantle Gina Carano's "Disney can't fire me for having terrible opinions" lawsuit is a joy: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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The New York Times
@nytimes.com
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Sperm whales don’t produce the melodies sung by humpback whales. Instead, they rattle off clicks that sound like a cross between Morse code and a creaking door. Here’s why it’s possible they’re communicating in a complex language. Listen to “They Daily.”
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Popehat
@kenwhite.bsky.social
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All this flag talk reminds me of the time in 1997 or so when a NCIS agent wanted me to file federal criminal charges against someone at, IIRC, Port Hueneme base housing for flying the American flag in a manner in violation of Flag Code, 4 USC 5 et seq /1
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chelsea bridge
@secretaboutbox.bsky.social
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a sentinel foreboding and voiceless
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Moby Dick
@mobydickatsea.bsky.social
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that famous lexicographer’s uncommon personal bulk more fitted him to compile a lexicon to be used by a whale author like me
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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This didn't take long
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HappyToast
@happytoast.bsky.social
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Moose Allain
@mooseallain.bsky.social
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1 in 10 men think the word ‘decimate’ should only be used in its strict sense.
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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Very much depends where you are. There are definitely some places where it causes issues.
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Drew Harwell
@drewharwell.com
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Why in god's name would I want a full history of everything I've done on the computer www.theverge.com/2024/5/20/24...
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Mark Britten
@l3moning.bsky.social
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Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
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Attention users, a new patch has been rolled out. The previous exasperated statement “It’s always some dipshit in a Prius” has been updated to “It’s always some dipshit in a Tesla”
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Amy A
@lolennui.bsky.social
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(ripping a car in half with my bare hands) “ad-free after this message” ISN’T AD-FREE
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