Lettuce Jones

@lettucejones.bsky.social

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Brandon B. @drawbrandondraw.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

HA HA HA

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

I was shopping for a Logitech mouse and there's one with an AI button

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

A very straightforward metaphor, I like it

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Wait, you guys aren't all criminals?

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

I'm glad he's gone

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Dude that sucks!

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ @shoshana.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

If I do try to quit twitter at least I can use Bluesky like a nicotine patch

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

Embedded videos are perfect. No need for uploads.

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

Grim

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

The virgin Hulu Kia vs the chad HBO Honda

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

This is a good comic so I followed you. But now I'm seeing all your other comics are about cum and piss?

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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 09:43 UTC

I, for one, encourage fascists of all varieties to sign up for XMail as soon as it is available. Especially considering how historically easy it has been to secure modern webmail platforms, and Space Karen's historically poor capacity planning, I can't imagine a better place to group them all...

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Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

from last year

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 14, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

He's literally me

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

I've seen enough. Biden's gonna win

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Micah @rincewind.run
[ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

sometimes I encounter Actual Discussions on here in which nobody is being a bad faith asshole and it reminds me that a better world is possible

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John Milton @miltontheyounger.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 20:28 UTC

Insurance is the primary example of how capitalism works: sucking as much as they can out of people and call it a “premium” while providing as little as possible through “coverage.”

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 18:23 UTC

lfg!!! just need gifs now

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 02:44 UTC

Movies aren't real life. There's no subtitles

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 03:41 UTC

I genuinely think people on this site should run for office. There are a lot of people on here who know exactly how. The internet’s dying, the world is wide open, use this place to learn how to make your community better and go do it, imo.

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 19:08 UTC

Christmas lights are so much work. I'm never doing that shit.

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 06:55 UTC

Delete this bro. The cat people will hunt you down and kill your family

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 06:45 UTC

Is there like a how to guide?

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
[ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:06 UTC

Everyone's quoting Elon's "Go fuck yourself," but the lines just after it were also something x.com/AlexThomp/st...

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 24, 2023 at 22:36 UTC

Turkey! It's what's for dinner!

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 21, 2023 at 16:46 UTC

i don't think the context makes it any better

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 22, 2023 at 19:48 UTC

How does this have so many likes?

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 20:40 UTC

The whispering makes it so much funnier

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 20:35 UTC

AIPAC? Ey I pack this right up your ass!

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Fibretigre @fibretigre.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 01, 2023 at 08:59 UTC

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 17:05 UTC

I agree. Anything with basil leaves is terrible.

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 04, 2023 at 03:36 UTC

It really sucks how YouTube is somehow more censored than cable TV at this point

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 00:50 UTC

It's crazy how people lost their minds even before the Internet

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 19:32 UTC

Dammit. I was finally gonna play Luigi's Mansion

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 16:27 UTC

Cleaning out a cabinet at work that hadn't been opened in like 10 years and found this

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 21:08 UTC

I love how his audience has no clue he's gay even though it's obvious and they all would stop watching him if they knew

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 15:16 UTC

George Bush be like "no tower left behind"

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 10, 2023 at 21:02 UTC

Women will never understand Trailer Park Boys

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 10, 2023 at 18:16 UTC

I will always be baffled by people who write and read news about fucking sports.

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 09, 2023 at 16:22 UTC

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 08, 2023 at 16:21 UTC

This might be the single event that kicks off the bluesky era.

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 04, 2023 at 20:15 UTC

Gives a whole new meaning to "all apes gone"

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 04, 2023 at 14:53 UTC

Emojis looking exactly the same across all platforms needs to be the law

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 03, 2023 at 22:29 UTC

I just love talking to someone on my airpods while I walk up to a retail employee and continuing my stupid conversation for like 5 minutes until I finally acknowledge the person's existence

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Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:11 UTC

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 29, 2023 at 17:30 UTC

backwards-hat.wojak

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Lettuce Jones @lettucejones.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 29, 2023 at 20:05 UTC

Somebody had to say it

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