Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

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𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓪 ⚖️ 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 @karmauncensored.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:46 UTC

someone is waaaaay overcompensating for something.

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Zarar @zarar.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:37 UTC

Remove incentive to buy them, not ban.

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:12 UTC

short women are legal

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Cate 🐬 @catebridget.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:00 UTC

is this the ditzy woman who jumps on a trampoline to get in her truck?

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TaagolArts @taagolarts.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:04 UTC

Only if they also ban the absurdly bright headlights that have become standard in all cars. I'm blinking away a blind spot in my vision after a 15 minute night drive, it's so unsafe.

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winzoid @winzoid.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:18 UTC

And those brain searing headlights too.

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The Monocle Debacle @monocledebacle.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:45 UTC

Literally designed to kill pedestrians

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LadybugMcGuyVR 🐞🛺✨💫 @ladybugmcguyvr.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:41 UTC

On a recent USA 🇺🇸 🏍️ toss a coin roadie… could NOT believe my 👀 !!! Wtaf Murica you broken! Respect your mother 🌎 🛻 👹 ⛽️ 🌎 🔥 ⛈️ 🌪️ how much in denial can a country be?

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Brandon Wolfe-Hunnicutt @bwolfe.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 22:36 UTC

And severely punish all who make, sell, and buy.

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Mark Shore @markshore.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:05 UTC

let's see... Idaho vanity plates "KRAMPUS" with off-road tires and not a scratch or speck of dirt on it... I'd agree except that unseen children can escape injury or death simply by ducking

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:19 UTC

-Lower the gvwr where air brakes are required. -A commercial driver’s license required to drive a vehicle with air brakes. -??? -PROFIT!

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:30 UTC

banning is okay for a start, sure

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McDead @mcdead11.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:25 UTC

Took me a second to realise this wasn't edited

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D’ Beau @ishootu.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:47 UTC

Those are Idaho plates so I am surprised there is not a trump24 and confederate flag flying off each side

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Dr Chin Shady @manxinwales.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:36 UTC

What are they for? I always assumed they had an original purpose? It kind of looks fun at a rally, but the idea that these would be road legal is insane!!! Imagine one of these in a European city!!!

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David Garner @garnede.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:01 UTC

You want to ban short people?

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@barry99705.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 12:32 UTC

Yea, we should get rid of short people. Think of the money clothing manufacturers would save if everyone was the same size!

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📚 David Ocampo 📖 @davydfrmlv.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:13 UTC

Ban short people!

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Willard @climateball.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:21 UTC

[NORTHERN EXPOSURE FOLKS]

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:14 UTC

I live by a well-trafficked, narrow bridge and I tell you the park rangers would beat you with hammers if you tried to cross in that thing

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sid @sidvicio.us [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:28 UTC

get rid of tiny wonen

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Edwin's Ice Services @johnnycommunist.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:07 UTC

that's a little too much truck. i could see heavily modded trucks for snow and such, but this too much

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LukeTheYeti @luketheyeti.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:45 UTC

Um excuse me we're not banning children.

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Gay thug inc @doordaesh.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:23 UTC

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Apostrophe 🔜 FWA/AO/AC @asneplynx.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:25 UTC

Lift kits like that are already illegal for on road use in most states. The laws go unenforced because the cops drive lifted trucks too

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The Only Kodi @kodibigkat.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:17 UTC

Oof

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panoptidog @panoptidog.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 17:42 UTC

I am absolutely in favor but part of me also fears that if we did anything to keep Americans from having stupidly big trucks, we’d end up with an insurrection that makes J6 look like a school tour.

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Space Man @spaceds8008s.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:24 UTC

The original bigfoot was 10.6' tall. A 2023 dodge ram1500 is 6.4'. NO road vehicle should be approaching that size without a license. I feel like I'm going nuts. These things are just TIRES short of being monster trucks! WTF are we doing?

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Space Man @spaceds8008s.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:09 UTC

Like, Im not even kidding. Slap some bigger tires on that and itd be about the same size. Look.

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Space Man @spaceds8008s.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:06 UTC

This is not far off from how big monster trucks were in the 80s. When they used actual trucks and not special built ones. It should not be legal to drive something almost as big as bigfoot or gravedigger on the road.

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Joel/kingjder02/whatever @joelsftw.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:25 UTC

basted

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Matthew "Smiffy" Smith @smiffy.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:51 UTC

I can't remember who it was I saw describe them as "wank-Panzers" but the name has stuck with me. Bloody awful things. Utes (pickups everywhere else) are popular here in Australia, and I'm quite fine with that, until these lethal monstrosities enter the picture.

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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 02:33 UTC

Acid wash jeans?

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New Mexico Man @newmexicoman.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:32 UTC

Please post a video of that woman trying to get into that monstrosity.

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ButtersKatz @butterskatz.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 02:55 UTC

Shites #MeanwhileInFloriduh ty Bobby w you 💯💯💯💯💯💯👍🏾☘️🪅🪅🐠💙🐾🌎🌈🎉🤣

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:58 UTC

Love to use my huge machine to go buy 1 thing I kinda might need from the hardware store 3 miles away

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SheerSpec (J Boone Dryden) @sheerspec.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 19:50 UTC

Lift kits should require a CDL to operate. If you're "cool enough" to make your vehicle even more dangerous than a street-legal personal vehicle, then you should be cool enough to learn how to drive it properly.

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Uriél Danā @uridev.urieldana.com [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:33 UTC

The bigger the truck the smaller the Dick. Same goes for key rings hanging on belt loops. Just sayin..

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Thar🏳️‍⚧️ @tharsull.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:33 UTC

goodness gracious, they just won the, "tell me how small your dick is without saying how small your dick is," challenge

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Orbital Fail-Son Canon @nedgilmore.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:37 UTC

Tiny women must go!

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sludge⚠️ @notarealwolf.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:46 UTC

Exactly the kind of truck I was thinking of

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BonHo @hobogue.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:49 UTC

..."but my pee pee!"

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GeekSSBM @geekssbm.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 03, 2023 at 02:46 UTC

Ok that lady has to be really small because those are big but not quite that big

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Chase Coastax @chasecoastax.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:17 UTC

You mention this but quite literally no mention of any of the bad pedestrians that people see on a daily basis. I drive a semi, I had someone run across in front of me a few days ago, the walk signal was red for a reason. Pedestrians cause more accidents than the lifted trucks do.

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Amateur Expert Opinions @amateurexpertop.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:44 UTC

vote? buddy i will charge a machine gun emplacement to get these motherfuckers scrapped

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Sleepyvolf @sleepyvolf.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:33 UTC

I don’t trust anyone who wears sequined back pockets so I get it.

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Cindy @brittox.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:24 UTC

The truck or the woman? 😁

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J @iamaweemason.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:26 UTC

I was with you but the license plate saying Krampus pulled a reverse uno on me, now my only thought was the missed opportunity to call it her Dodge Rampus 🤣👹

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Sonata @tsuzihri07.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 06:22 UTC

These things are genetic mutations that should have been killed before they could breathe

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CanerdianGirl @canerdiangirl.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:37 UTC

Have we, as a culture, gone insane?

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Northeast Urbanist @northeasturbanist.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 18:07 UTC

Man we can’t just ban short people

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:08 UTC

I'm still trying to figure out why the license plate says krampus.

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b. @ardeesee.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:27 UTC

They are awfully large targets for um… creative people

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Jess Kate "Socks" 🏳️‍⚧️ @queenstodge.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 12:31 UTC

Why is it so big? Its so unnecessary

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François Aubin @frankaubin.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:44 UTC

Tight jeans with back pocket designs ? 🤔

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karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:14 UTC

heck yes! a disturbing/baffling trend in my area is trucks like this but *lowered* in the back, so the headlights point up and visibility is *further* reduced

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Kobolds! How do they Yip? @koblbird.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 08:19 UTC

That cant be street legal... then again its Murica where people purposfully remove catalysts and filters so their cars spurt literaly visible black smoke clouds of sud into the air because they dont believe in climate change.... or carcinogens. Or safe vehicle standards.

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EMOesque @emoesque.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:22 UTC

Idaho plate comin' in strong on this one.

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bowdie @bowdie.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 06:53 UTC

I thought about buying one of these, but it turns out my prostate is totally normal.

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Jay Zen @jayzen.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:41 UTC

Current state: Because they just don’t understand or care. #Consumatrons

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TurtleBee @turtlebee.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:22 UTC

How about we just treat them like big rigs. I want to see driving logs, max hours driven, and commercial licensing among other things.

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Thinking about Arcane (she/her) @sapphicviolet.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:43 UTC

My dad has a bucket truck and I feel like THAT is easier to get into, and at least has a purpose?

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HUSKY ACCOMPLICE @poastfacekillah.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:37 UTC

back windshield of this thing almost for sure has a black-on-black punisher american flag graphic

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@mangopi.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:30 UTC

Actually though….

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Duane Moody @duanemoody.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:53 UTC

But short women are delightful

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Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:04 UTC

Every time I look at this picture she somehow seems smaller

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Eden/Edea (Oracle of Seasons ) @edenadema2.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 16:17 UTC

It's just ridiculous at this point

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EEPY PUPPYGIRL @cowfeathers.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 06:40 UTC

being 4"8, these things are freaking OBSTACLES

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Michelle Lamb @mlamb.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:22 UTC

Overcompensating things.

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St. Patrick’s Gay Parade @drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:47 UTC

I am pro banning short blonde white women

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@koffiebozo.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 07:57 UTC

Als ik er een trapje bij krijg vind ik ze leuk!

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Covet November @covetnovember.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 23:42 UTC

Easiest cat steal of my life

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Michele @michele67.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:26 UTC

What even is that? We have monster truck expos here in France for tourists but they’re literally a spectacle rather than a car you can legally drive on the road. I mean, where this vehicle is must have some heavy duty weather to navigate 😳

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@gdmilkman.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:50 UTC

Midgets? That's horrible

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Israelis are all pedophiles @marxman.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 11, 2023 at 05:07 UTC

women with dwarfism? strongly agree

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:36 UTC

Randy Newman 2024

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sabler @sabler.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:26 UTC

Banning small penises?

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Brian Alston @milesofsmiles25.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 02:39 UTC

Tiny-penis Mobile...

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Kait Richardson 🏳️‍⚧️🥔 @qirenni.com [ View ] Oct 03, 2023 at 12:55 UTC

Short women?

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Fife/Dehya @fife-dehya.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 02:30 UTC

That seems like a perfectly sized vehicle

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mephy @mephytis.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:01 UTC

my pet solution is taxing vehicles 10 cents * miles driven * vehicle weight in tons, due at yearly registration. somehow feel like it would make people make more responsible vehicle choices

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Piatto Delgatto @piattodelgatto.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 10:59 UTC

youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs?...

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Minuit @zoroark.ca [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:03 UTC

Condolences on their penis.

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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 04:50 UTC

It’s actually a normal sized truck and the size society expects women to be

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Analoren @analoren.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:25 UTC

What do you have against the Schoolkid Crusher 3000 Series?

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Ghassan @ghassandwich.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:36 UTC

The smart policy choice is an annual tax on large vehicles. You can have your massive truck but you have to pay $500 for all the annoyance and infrastructure required to handle this.

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GG @gentleg.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:05 UTC

What do you have against small women?!

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Jelloslug @jelloslug.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 15:41 UTC

Tiny women?

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Cindy C 🇺🇸🇺🇦💙🌊🌹 @okboomer.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:45 UTC

Especially the ones that roll coal!

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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:54 UTC

What a waste of a good vanity plate

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:36 UTC

Brodozers

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I’m Cazz @cazczz.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 10:44 UTC

For real, these are driven on ordinary roads?

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Dewi Ioan @dewiioan.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 08:35 UTC

Just charge them a lot more, and require them to have a full commercial truck licence, insurance etc..

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Ezrael @spacedrake.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:19 UTC

Ditto

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flaky pancake @catboygarfield.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:42 UTC

if that vanity plate says KRAMPUS i will pitch a fit

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@dcorkery.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:45 UTC

Just zoomed in on the license plate

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:22 UTC

Short women?

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Shroom Jester🍄🐻 @shroomjester.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:03 UTC

Is that a baby monster truck

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Figgy @maiynmushala.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

Not sure why anyone would willingly drive something that gets 10 miles to the gallon and makes people think your dick is small.

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IsThisPrugatory @dubyaargh.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 05:49 UTC

No no no. Change the laws so only women can drive them. And Gays. Problem solved and then ^2

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MagicFlorist @magicflorist.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:32 UTC

I wonder how many kids could stand in front of that in a line before someone could see them

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Connor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 15:55 UTC

RAM stands for random acts of murder

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X @idiotwanttobehere.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:48 UTC

We should definitely ban ram trucks. They’re absolute garbage.

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Rusty Ralston, the ðude. 🍉 @imrustyokay.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 04:31 UTC

im glad this isn't twitter and i don't have to hear idiots calling short people inferior and pretending they care about rural areas

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Carl Marx @ishigh.lol [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 13:41 UTC

I see we're banning white women now

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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:27 UTC

They should be forcibly converted to actual Monster Trucks. It wouldn't make traffic much better but it would make it funnier.

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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @picardsteacup.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:27 UTC

This is terrible, white women only do this when they're threatened

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homosexual vulpine anthropomorph @jesushlincoln.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:32 UTC

but they need it to haul their ego

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:39 UTC

I do not think we should ban short women.

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Paragothia @ingledingle.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:32 UTC

People be like "riding a motorcycle is dangerous! There's no protection!" Getting hit by KKKristi driving this at 80 MPH to pick up Jake from elementary school while you're in the 20 to 30 year old sedan you're stuck with, because you're living paycheck-to-paycheck, is going to save you. Totally.

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Laura @laura.viglioni.com [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:40 UTC

@ianca.bsky.social

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Sentient savepoint @savepointers.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:20 UTC

Honestly yeah they really need to go

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The Dole @thedole.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 07:10 UTC

But it's so cool

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NK JJB @neiljrm.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:11 UTC

Interested to know what the point is of such a vehicle?

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Sam morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:17 UTC

Is this real? What is the name of this beauty?

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@shywoof.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 08:04 UTC

Shouldn't be road legal. Seriously, what's the distance in front of the truck that the driver of this thing wouldn't be able to see a child?

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@prettyguardian.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 04:34 UTC

Metal monuments to consumer excess and corporate greed.

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Beano @beano16.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:29 UTC

At the very least you should need a different licence to drive them

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Courtney Shannon @cshannonpdx.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:28 UTC

What’s fun is I get suggested videos from the dudes who own trucks like this, and they are making fun of their wives for having large water bottles. At least her dumb water bottle can’t crush all my organs.

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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:38 UTC

I won’t even need that much, super expensive, strict licensing and taxation to death

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steve @steve.racing [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:12 UTC

this picture just flashed its high beams while 10 inches behind me

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Kelraith @kelraith.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:42 UTC

Me too. Even go so far as to only sell trucks to people that will actually use them for work. Not just an expensive ride to the office.

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Freelander @freelander.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 02:13 UTC

Dodge ram drivers are pretty universally self important sociopaths

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Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:44 UTC

Not surprised in the slightest that it has Idaho plates

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Pumpkinfriend 🎃 @pumpkinfriend.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 09:08 UTC

This picture is messing with my mind.

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Starscream @transformersprime.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:47 UTC

trying to talk to the guy at the wheel

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Willie Guthrie @warisill.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:07 UTC

Bedazzled jeans? Me, too

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0x00000098 @gamer152.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:30 UTC

Ooo.... lady gagita.

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🍉🍍Bromez Addams🍍🍉 @bromezaddams.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 17:17 UTC

Lmao at jacking the car up so high that no matter how big ad manly you are, you're gonna look like a wee child goofily clambering up in there

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UPCCODE @upccode.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:35 UTC

“I finally feel safe” -person with worse visibility than the driver of an Abrams tank

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:00 UTC

excuse me sir what about the 30-50 feral hogs in my driveway

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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:32 UTC

I can just hear the owner whining about how it's Joe Biden's fault they pay so much for gas/diesel. Couldn't be their shitty truck that gets single digit miles per gallon that they drive 15 mph over the speed limit at all times to further destroy fuel efficiency. Totally Joe Biden's fault

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Lord Business @madducks.pinblog.com [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:21 UTC

Short women or lifted trucks?

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Colin (Writes Things) @colinwritesthings.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 12:34 UTC

Why would you want to see what's under your front wheels

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Jon Stafford @jonstafford.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:15 UTC

Women? I don't think that will fly.

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Petrol Gibbon @petrolgibbon.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:08 UTC

How about these?

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'24, Year of the Tall Boy @d4rksabre.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:39 UTC

Most of these are actually illegal but cops drive them so

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Christian Fleming @christianmfleming.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

Does it have the hanging balls in the back? Those should be banned as well.

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MDK @mattdkerr.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

thinking about how the lp is KRAMPUS

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MindCrime @mindcrime.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:09 UTC

All my homies hate Truck Chris

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:12 UTC

A candidate who ran on a platform of "ban all oversized pickups and SUVs" and "meaningfully crack down on scam phone calls" would win my vote without question.

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High⛰️ @highlanderro.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 07:30 UTC

no way, is it really this big?

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Ken from Chicago @kenfromchicago.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:26 UTC

Does a ladder extend when the door's unlocked??? 🤔

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TehCheese @tehcheese.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 02:00 UTC

I HATE SUVS I HATE PICKUP TRUCKS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Jen @cat-maven.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:12 UTC

What if it rains tho, you need this

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miranda (fae etc) @mirandadied4u.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:51 UTC

They’re ridiculous. My colleague lives on a farm and has two horses (trailer required), fills the back with hay bales, and gets by just fine with an F-250. These things are just crap for show.

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Lane @whatuserhasnt.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:53 UTC

Yo check out that ghost trailer behind the truck! 😂

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Hawk Tuah'Dib @memorioustulpa.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:39 UTC

At least make it open season on the people driving these things until they're extinct

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Asa the Red Heathen @asa-the-red.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me

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Tom Munderwear @tommunderwear.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:04 UTC

Why? They run over their own neighbors.

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atlantaTomczak @tomczak.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:51 UTC

Some of these have worse blind spots than a literal tank.

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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 12:05 UTC

You need to get out of your limited mindset: pregnancy by truck is a natural biological function.

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Filbi @filbi.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:38 UTC

That should only be legal at monster truck rallies

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ᴀᴇʏɢᴀ 🌀アエーガ @aeyga.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:47 UTC

building on wheels holy crap

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🔞 Micah TF'd into a SKOOOONK! @micah.pet [ View ] Oct 03, 2023 at 01:29 UTC

If anybody thinks they need one of those ugly-ass, gas guzzling lifted trucks in order to maintain a masculine image, I have something that looks just as masculine but is way cheaper, way cooler, way more fuel-efficient, and way less dangerous to other motorists:

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Motown @motown.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:38 UTC

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Joshua (JD) Drake @chronicallyjd.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:01 UTC

So you are a fan of oppression and telling people what they should enjoy? Awesome.

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Elliot Ghoul @elliotghoul.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:35 UTC

I’d prefer a dipshit tax

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People Before Profits @phoenixmeg.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:13 UTC

There is actually a petition to address the safety issues of over-sized pickup trucks. They are really dangerous for pedestrians

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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:22 UTC

Agree them true religion jeans look awful on her

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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:21 UTC

In 2020, 526 children were killed in low-speed frontovers because drivers didn't see them, for the most part, in driveways or parking lots. Lawn jarts were banned for fewer deaths.

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Fionna @fionnathebunny.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 16:27 UTC

Trans women should be the only ones who can drive those

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StarryZLol @starryzlol.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:48 UTC

seriously, you shouldn’t need an extra step beneath the entrance just to get inside your car

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Matt the proot @matttheproot.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 11:23 UTC

Wait, those things are even street legal?

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Summer Humidity Hater Devon 😪 @lovelyheiferdev.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:38 UTC

I'd rather make it as inconvenient and expensive as fuck to own these pieces of shit than outright ban them. A drained bank account is WAY WORSE than having to smuggle one through the cracks.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:34 UTC

I want to make magnetic bumper stickers that read “My penis is so tiny” and slap them on the back of every one of these I see in parking lots.

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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:14 UTC

But then how will republicans signal to everyone that they have a micro penis?

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Lisa @heypumpkin.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:28 UTC

I hate these trucks and jacked up SUVs, they’re popular where I live and it seems like the worst people love to drive these monstrosities.

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Moonlit Princess Ella @moonstruckella.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 02:44 UTC

Need me a car I physically cannot enter that I can be sure will crush he children that date exist within a mile of the sidewalk

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Clyde Doggo @fluffydoggoboye.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 16:25 UTC

But I like laughing at people that's shorter than 5'5 struggle park then launch out of those things :(

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timmydownawell @timmydownawell.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:38 UTC

First time I saw a pic of one of these I assumed it was a joke/photoshop. Was horrified to learn they are real.

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Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:29 UTC

the modern version of Ba'al's furnances in which children are consumed. A driver of one of those couldn't see an eight year old in a crosswalk.

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Derf @consolemods.org [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 15:22 UTC

Oh sweet upgrade, now it's no longer *just* a child mower!

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human Rorschach test @saintlennybruce.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 08:53 UTC

does a rope ladder spill out the open door or something?

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Phaethon @phaethon.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:51 UTC

Agreed. There's no place in a civilized world for tattooed women.

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@patches152.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:30 UTC

of course it's from idaho, too.

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Canned Beans @thecannedbeans.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:38 UTC

"Nice pavement princess, but can it do this?" -Also kei truck supremacy.

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the sixers worrier @danielb1609.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:36 UTC

sir, they are called wives and we respect them on this website.

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Rach?l @rachelwith1a.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:45 UTC

The truck or the outfit?

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〄 -● ^ ●- @szekelyplus.com [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:50 UTC

I will never understand why this ever has been or will be necessary.

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🅐🅚🅘 🐥💖🪑 @akifirebird.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:01 UTC

I'll vote for anyone who uses this to drive over all the other cars

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Zachary Amaryllis @zacharyamaryllis.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 19:04 UTC

I mean I own a truck, but that's just plain impractical, and a menace to anything else on the road.

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Eric Martin @randomguy1017.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 01:27 UTC

I think it's discrimination to ban short people, but maybe she's not that short and we just ban people who are 5'0-5'3"

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Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:46 UTC

I don't know about outright banning them, but they sure as hell shouldn't be street legal.

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Zuthal @zuthal.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 03, 2023 at 00:52 UTC

The way I would do it is mandate that for any newly-sold motor vehicle, a 99th percentile height driver seated in the properly-adjusted driver seat must have direct line of sight to a small-child-sized obstacle (say, a 1 m tall by 20 cm diameter cylinder) placed directly against the vehicle's front

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Agterrane @agterrane.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 03:23 UTC

I've never seen one of these in real life.

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ZacktheScumbag-ceasefire plz @scumbagnobody.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 06:39 UTC

I live in FL...you ever heard of rolling coal? A bunch of folks down the street from where I used to live tuned a huge truck to do that. Its just a way to make the truck burn even rougher to release more smoke. The only reason to do it is to make libs mad...this is the mentality and its scary

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natalie @nataliezaki.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:36 UTC

il go a step further and kill the owner vote for me Natalie Wii u

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Zamu273 @zamu273.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:58 UTC

So people who advocate for walkable cities?

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:23 UTC

But how will know who has extremely tiny balls?

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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:15 UTC

I hope you’re ready for the wrath of a bunch of dorks that get mad at bud light commercials

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amialythis @amialythislexi.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:50 UTC

The towing capacity is what really matters. Similar to muscle cars, they made these fast cars but people bought them for the look. Honda had the right idea. They put a badass motor on a piece of shit car and let the top speed speak for it's self. Half the people who drive these have nothing to haul.

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Will "Bones" Baggins @wastubbs.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:55 UTC

If they shrunk the woman, why not shrink the reflection, too? That lady's 10% taller IRL.

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David B. Himself @davidbhimself.online [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:18 UTC

This is photoshopped, right? Right?

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Ross @beefygoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 05:32 UTC

Midgets? Not cool.

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Marten @puntloos.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

I guess there's an appropriate reason to use any type of vehicle but it doesn't look like she needs to transport 5 elephants.

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Riggs @riggsxt.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 23:29 UTC

Something this big is an accident waiting to happen. Can’t see the cars beside them or behind them.

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@appalodo.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:09 UTC

Mario kart lookn’ ass ride and NOT in the cool way

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caio @youngmobile.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 05, 2023 at 21:21 UTC

it's insane that you need a separate driver's license just to drive it

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smelz @oranges69.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 00:52 UTC

i’ll fuck anyone that has one of these things 😤 hmu

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swirlOsquirrel @swirlosquirrel.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 07:14 UTC

Don’t be so fast on that. When flooding happens like it just did in NYC, it may be that only a truck lifted that high, can drive through the climate change flooding it helped to create 🤪

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 14:32 UTC

agreed those jeans are hideous

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✩°｡🎧its dinx🎧✩°｡ @blueberrymuffines.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

is anyone going to ask how tf she going to be able to get in the truck

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Laura Clemens @lauraclemens.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 01, 2023 at 22:29 UTC

That is a nonce car

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