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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social |
i don't think the context makes it any better
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Grudgie the Whale
@grudgie.bsky.social
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He’d be a tragic figure (rich guy just desperate to be seen as funny and cool by incels despite crippling unfunniness and lack of cool) if he wasn’t a deeply harmful menace.
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Daniel 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
@rogonandi.bsky.social
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*looks at Elon’s post, sighs, and rolls my eyes*
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Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
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This makes me wonder if he’s ever seen the Star Wars Kid video, and if so, what he thinks about how cool that kid looks
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dogemperor (PLAY NEO:TWEWY, ZEPTOGRAMS)
@dogemperor.bsky.social
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The literal "Dude, don't cut yourself on that edge, edgebro" pic (And ten bucks that's The Kind Of Katana They Sell To Edgebros, aka Largely Ornamental Pieces That Will Be More Likely To Injure Their Owners If Ever Actually Used As A Weapon)
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Jon With Tattoos
@jonwithtattoos.bsky.social
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“Siri, what is a dork?”
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🔞Newtype89🔞
@newtype89art.bsky.social
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As someone trained in kenjitsue his form is way to stiff
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JoyousPanther
@joyouspanther.bsky.social
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Jo_clever_ke
@insidejoke.bsky.social
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Try not to cringe challenge - Difficulty Level: Impossible.
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John P. Murphy
@johnpmurphy.bsky.social
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Jesus. Every time I think he can’t get more chuunibyou there’s always more.
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@galdireonai.bsky.social
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It makes it infinitely more funny though.
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SpectorHairDay
@spectorhairday.bsky.social
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Nicole Jorge
@bibliothequette.bsky.social
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I’m embarrassed for him and I hate that.
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proud rebel scum ⚛️
@proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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that cow got on his bad side
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Tony mcp
@tonymcpan.bsky.social
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…. look at me ma tough apartheid boy 🤣🤣🤣💀
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Felicia: taken and available
@felkat.bsky.social
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Horrible fucking form, too. why are your arms locked, man? Do you want your sword to bob like you do when you're taking your meth?
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Audley: leftover wizard
@audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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I keep having to remind myself that this loser is older than I am.
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Beejieweejie she/her
@beejieweejie.bsky.social
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Walter Isaacson’s voice queued up to provide background commentary on schoolyard bullies. 🧐😫🗡️
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Kakotechnia
@kakotechnia.bsky.social
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The only thing that dingus has ever finished is an extra large pizza
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TKarney
@pecunium.bsky.social
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He's holding it like a baseball bat. Just adds to the cringe factor.
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Bubbles
@phonon.bsky.social
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The remake of Shōgun on FX looks terrible
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Kyle Conner
@udkyle.bsky.social
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YeetusVanitas
@yeetusvanitas.bsky.social
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I can smell his lack of shower looking at this
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Saethyr
@saethyr.bsky.social
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This guy has zero self awareness.
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Soliloking
@raclapper.bsky.social
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Toxic levels of cringe
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surlyone he/him don't assume I am straight OR white
@surlyone.bsky.social
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Worst Gedan-no-kamae stance I have ever seen! Elbows locked, wrong foot forward, no awareness of where the Kissaki ( and by extension the Ha) actually is.... WHAT?!?
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Norbizness
@norbizness.bsky.social
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God, I remember some old internet douche who constantly photo'ed himself with swords, maybe even a sword-themedwedding, where he looked marginally less cool than garage light saber kid. The name escapes me.
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3
@andrew3000.bsky.social
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If I see a picture of you holding a katana you've already lost
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Josephus Brown
@josephusbrown.bsky.social
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It definitely makes it funnier
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Nujabears
@nujabears.bsky.social
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Zuck Vs Musk just got more interesting
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Mikey Fatum
@vengeancegod.bsky.social
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Oh my god. I was gonna reply that this post had real "I studied the blade" energy, but I was KIDDING
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M. T. Vessel
@mtvessel.bsky.social
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Big “cutting grandma’s Bible in half” energy
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Savrin
@savrindrake.bsky.social
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Good lord
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They Might Be David
@aferaldavid.bsky.social
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I wonder if he wrote this while wearing the cowboy hat
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Tim
@7amkickoff.com
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This is a great reminder that addiction stunts people's emotional growth, often leaving them in a state of perpetual adolescence until they quit using drugs and start getting treatment.
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Just Be A Rock
@janphar.bsky.social
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Should have the old South African flag in the background.
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Clem H. Fandango
@bflodude.bsky.social
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How absolutely lame do you have to be to cruise your own platform to interact with such sycophantic losers? For a guy who allegedly went to school Elon gives off the most homeschooled vibes ever.
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MikeinCO
@mikeinco.bsky.social
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Dude could at least try to suck his gut in…
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Andrew Seim
@punkhistorian.bsky.social
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Trying to get to Mars on the purest form of divorced guy energy imaginable
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Falanx, son of Fenix
@falanxzealot.bsky.social
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He grips like a monkey
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DeeplyRootedSeabird
@clbirds.bsky.social
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Whatever happened with the Zuckerbattle he was supposed to fight?
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KB
@sorrykb.bsky.social
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The context reminds us that his fans are also pathetic.
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Allen Garvin
@allengarvin.bsky.social
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In the inevitable sword battle between Elon and Conceptual James, there can only be one true winner: all of fricking humanity.
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John Scrofini
@scrofini.bsky.social
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Yooberz 🍤
@yooberz.postes.club
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What the fuck dude
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Liz Shannon Miller
@lizlet.bsky.social
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sorry not sorry
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Matt Blair
@mjmbca.bsky.social
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If he had any sense of humour at all, he would have used the Wario picture for this post.
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Seraphi 🇵🇸🍉
@lordseraphicat.bsky.social
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Oh man! Looks like we got a Billy-badass over here!
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Tomas Sancio
@tsancio.bsky.social
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I’m relatively poor and already have people that agree with everything I say. I can’t imagine how sick (or eventually delusional) I would feel if I were extremely rich.
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Scott Barolo
@sbarolo.bsky.social
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Matt Murphy, PhD
@mjosmurphy.bsky.social
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He studied the blade
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Father Draven 🚛:$127/400 🏳⚧♿👩👧👦
@willowdraven.bsky.social
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He looks like he's trying to figure out what the sword's next move is going to be. Like he's afraid it's going to bite him.
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Wattle of Bits 🏳️🌈
@wattle.bsky.social
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Didn't his mom just ask us to stop being mean?
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Ann Marie Awad
@anntastic.bsky.social
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oh i thought i smelled sword guy
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Media/West
@mediawest.bsky.social
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he really needs to get off the 'special k'. bad stuff when you use it too much, which is alleged he does. how the hell does he still have NSA security top secret clearances? where is the BOD of SpaceX, and Tesla? oh yeah, he has cronies doing his bidding.........................
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children of the corncob
@bisk.sureis.sexy
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absolute 16 year old 4chan anime fan stuff from the richest man in the world.
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Tommy Gaudet, Douteulogue du Mercronspi
@tommygaudet.bsky.social
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J'ai aussi déjà eu 15 ans.
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Yossi Gol ⚽️
@yossigol.bsky.social
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Whenever you quote Xitter, you contribute to that ecosystem and, in a way, to the demise of democracy.
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Steve Zorowitz
@stevezorowitz.bsky.social
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Samurai Deli!
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Shark Queen (ravenous)
@seransdell.bsky.social
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😆😂🤣
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_aa_
@uaau.bsky.social
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He picked a fight with Zuckerberg and Zuckerberg accepted but Musk said he had neck pain.
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Tony Corsentino
@notalegalrecord.net
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When a picture says 1000 words, and it’s Dork 1000 times
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@myurbanlife.bsky.social
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I’m a 70 yr old woman and every time I see a picture of him, I feel like even I could take him
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Mike Anton
@mdotanton.bsky.social
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“Better,” sure, just not for him
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Ken Tindell
@kentindell.bsky.social
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When did the Samurai Academy drop their fitness standards so low that they let any fat twat hold a sword?
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