Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com

Everyone's quoting Elon's "Go fuck yourself," but the lines just after it were also something x.com/AlexThomp/st...

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:09 UTC

"Tell it to earth" ???? What the deep fried fuck is that supposed to mean?

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ArrowBlenny @redrowan.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:44 UTC

Kids, this is what could happen to you if you care too much about your social media likes.

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Cryptan @cryptan.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:21 UTC

Disney should buy it from him. $10B, turn into the Mouse’s Official Platform.

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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:09 UTC

lmfao

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Christian White @mayomus.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:49 UTC

Oh yeah? Tell it to Earth!

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@yknot05.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 17:08 UTC

I, too, was perplexed about the Earth comments. Was he somehow referring to Gaia as a combo physical/mythological item? Musks' infinite urges to consume as many of Earth's resources so ppl can escape this Blue Jewel to barren Mars, is ironic background to his incantations to 'Earth' as his defender.

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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth @tommytimp.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 06:02 UTC

"Tell that to Earth." Sounds like fucking Buster Bluth talking about "going to Army" tomorrow. Musk is an asshole.

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Dot @emeraldsuburb.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:34 UTC

There’s going to be a horrifying orbital shift as earth desperately tries to distance itself from Elon.

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Underwhelmed @underwhelmed.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:33 UTC

"Go fuck your self you self important, deluded shit weasel" -Earth

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Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 02:56 UTC

he's. so. freakin'. weird.

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Julia Baritz @juliabaritz.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:33 UTC

Somehow I keep being surprised by just how much of a bratty little man-baby he is.

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Greer @thegreer.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:37 UTC

Pretty sure Earth cares about as much as Crom does for the specifics of a website's failure.

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Matt Gill @themattgill2.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:18 UTC

He knows he's got Mars in his corner, just one more planet to convince

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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

I cannot read “tell it to Earth” in any style other than in the SNL short “happy birthday to the ground”

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:38 UTC

me (normally) And then let’s see how earth responds to that.

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Sam @girltalk.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

Sooo he's literally telling us he operates as if on another planet.

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@coccinelle.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:28 UTC

What is wrong with him?

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Ferritus Emeritus @stephstrikesback.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 05:11 UTC

Why does he keep calling it earth? Does Venus disagree or something

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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

"Oh yeah? Tell it to earth." Is earth one of his children, I’ve lost track?

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Dave Ferguson @daveferguson.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

"Tell it to earth." A place he's never visited.

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Springtime Wombat @liberalwombat.com [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:05 UTC

Big Trump "see you in court to a federal judge" energy

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@kalmen.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:22 UTC

“We will document it in great detail” What are you gonna do about it - write a book?

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rone @ennui.org [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:19 UTC

All i can say is this

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LonelyAF @maggiedawitch.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:36 UTC

Earth to EM: I have a lovely warm volcano for you

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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

"Tell it to earth" is the new "jerk store."

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Pé 🍸 @forevernever.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:21 UTC

Kind of amazing how the richest person in the world has so little regard for his own agency.

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🦋Broken Branch🦋 @vleewalker.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:24 UTC

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Gertrude The Squid 🐙 @gertrudethesquid.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 05:32 UTC

Oh I get it, he thinks he’s King of Earth.

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Spiffster @spiffster.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:38 UTC

So glad to be away from that disaster of site and hope he drains even more of his wealth because of it

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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:56 UTC

“Tell it to earth”

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Blackcatcrosses @blackcatcrosses.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 07:39 UTC

WTF is he talking about?

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Sam Hurwitt @shurwitt.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:28 UTC

Having not really watched videos of him before, I was unprepared for how much like Kermit the Frog he moves when he's talking.

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@davidsbunk.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:44 UTC

Does anyone know what he meant by, "we'll see how earth responds"? Like, does he expect people to protest the companies who are pulling their advertising from Twitter? Or does he just mean it like, "tell it to my hand"? I really can't tell.

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:21 UTC

No response. Milk is coming out of Earth's nose.

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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:22 UTC

Repeat after me: It is a matter of national security that we nationalize SpaceX

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Kip Reese @bigyachty.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:23 UTC

“Earth” lol

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Barry Gott @bazgott.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 13:26 UTC

Dude thinks he’s doctor manhattan sitting on mars instead of gollum sitting in a cave

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TCMFanatics @tcmfans.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:35 UTC

Good. Hope they drive Twitter oob. The slob has to go.

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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:31 UTC

What does he mean, "Tell it to Earth"? What does he think he means?

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

Earth: Wow this guy is a big weirdo

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Mike Barbre @mikebarbre.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:20 UTC

He's attempting to create a reality distortion field, creating an alternate reality that doesn't actually exist but for a few of his fellow loony tunes acolytes who will believe anything he says. A man-child lashing out, trying to create his preferred narrative.

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kissdbyfire @kissdbyfire.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:36 UTC

What a pathetic creature fElon is.

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Ginge [Raging Era] @ragingginge.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:34 UTC

I am not owned! I. AM. NOT. OWNED!!!!!!

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Juli Gittinger aka Dr G @jlgittinger.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:38 UTC

Now competing with Trump for Narcissist of the Decade, I see.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:29 UTC

He's....he's quite mad, you know.

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:28 UTC

free speech is when you give me money no matter what i say or do

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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:09 UTC

He should just have this chyron made into a t-shirt

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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 06:33 UTC

"Let's just see how earth responds to that."

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Ken Jacobs @kjacobs9.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:52 UTC

What does that mean? Tell earth? See how earth responds? Is he on acid?

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alwaysblue2024 @alwayblue2024.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:26 UTC

He’s a pompous idiot.

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Dominar Rygel XVI @oaklandishdude.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:25 UTC

Do this crazy and he killed Twitter so there's that

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JoshD @policyjosh.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:59 UTC

Yeah, that was the real crazy part.

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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:36 UTC

Is he even competent to manage his personal finances at this point?

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Jeff with a stick @searust.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:09 UTC

I just wonder what it is that Elon is smoking sometimes.

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bsdtectr @bsdtectr.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

Seriously. Here’s video containing that whacked out other bit at the other place (which apparently will be killed off soon)…

twitter.com/alexthomp/st...

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Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:41 UTC

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Dan Turner @ddt.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:57 UTC

Yeesh. Again, we see how Musk is not very smart, but wants to be seen as that and brave. He had this thought in his head, and cannot hear anything else, nor learn anything else.

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Half Cocked @halfcockedlaw.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

But remember, he doesn't care if people like him.

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Drew @drew-tx.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:25 UTC

Cash me outside, Dr Phil, WITH THE EARTH!

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Alice Tawhai @alicetawhai.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 10:50 UTC

What on earth

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Tony Blair/Weird Al Guilt Project @tbwagp.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:38 UTC

fascinating to see in real time how he develops a new rationalisation for the collapse of the company: it’s good actually because everyone will see through the woke advertisers or whatever

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John James! @bakerjohnj.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:57 UTC

Earth: Please stop fighting over me.

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Matthew Budman, book guy @matthewbudman.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

Earth: Leave me out of it

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@kenprehoda.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

He has "earth" on his side

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SpectorHairDay @spectorhairday.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:51 UTC

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Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:18 UTC

He only said it twice because he didn't get a reaction the first time. He's giving very 'teenage boy who f'd up pretending he's not quietly petrified through a pallid veneer of false IDGAF bravado' vibes.

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Mike Ford @sonoranmike.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:06 UTC

He is really underselling it. What at the cosmos??? Won't somebody think of the cosmos?!?!?!

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JohnBurnsNC @johnburnsnc.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:18 UTC

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:24 UTC

STAND WITH ME EARTHLINGS

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Sarah @sosomanysarahs.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:16 UTC

I'm mostly amused at the idea that the earth would be terribly interested in who killed Twitter. I liked Twitter! But it wasn't even the most important social network in the US, and its international presence is even weaker.

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @elliehatescake.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:45 UTC

Creepy dude... but was he almost crying? Seemed that way

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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:07 UTC

I’m just imagining him screaming IF YOU’RE NOT WITH ME YOU’RE AGAINST ME like an angsty teenage boy.

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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

"look at what you made me do to myself." He talks like such an abuser.

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Jim Gardner @tkdcoach.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:51 UTC

Is “tell it to earth” his version of “go tell it on the mountain? No idea.

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@carrercrytharis.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:38 UTC

The advertisers are just exercising their freedom not to speak. I thought he valued that above everything else.

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Bethany McCraw 💛🤍💜🖤🌈🌸 @bwellsmc.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:35 UTC

Does he already think he’s not an earthling still? He’s not on mars yet

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Simon @bodger.ca [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:39 UTC

Tesla famously doesn't advertise - so how many companies has he killed? I can't wait for earth to tell me.

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Aeronaute @aeronaute.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:27 UTC

And when informed that extensive polling had cofirmed that earth would indeed blame him, Musk responded: "Well, fine! I don't need earth! That's why I'm going to Mars, you losers!" [This is probably parody, but maybe not by much.]

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MegaManchego @megamanchego.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:11 UTC

The substance, the planet or the tokey metal band, Elon?

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Yiannis @yiannis128.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:25 UTC

I just noticed, people really hate Elon on this platform, why? Is everyone here just an ex-X(?)/ex-Twitter user?

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

Twitter investors and shareholders must be delighted.

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UnboughtAndUnbossed @rwford.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:31 UTC

I love how that chode sh*t the bed at Twitter but it’s the advertiser’s fault and a planetary loss. F this guy forever. I motion a mass shunning of him and his antics. Do I hear a second?

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@gdmilkman.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:16 UTC

were they? He's an idiot. We know this. We don't need endless confirmation.

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Len Smith @ignu.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:08 UTC

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Dr. Lindsay Stallones Marshall (she/her) @lindstorian.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 06:14 UTC

He's a complete parody of himself. How is he real?

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Mya Avery @myaavery.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:17 UTC

and the earth will say, "lol. lmao"

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Melen @mindcryme.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:29 UTC

The dude is a total nut job.

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:18 UTC

Jfc mister big brains waiting for earth to step up and save him

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:41 UTC

Piling on, really, but I’m just fascinated by the undisguised sense of entitlement for the marketplace of ideas — in this case, a literal market — to bend to his will.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:18 UTC

Oh yeah? Tell it to earth!

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Puget Brewster @northrax.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:20 UTC

This is a cue for Flash Gordon of the New York Jets to whomp his ass, right?

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LFV SciRhet @lfv-rhetrx.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:46 UTC

Sadly, my internal DJ just cued up Taylor Dayne singing “Tell it to the Earth/ Say that it’s all Elon’s fault / Playing stupid self-important games”, and I really didn’t need to imagine what the video might be like.

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@gadgetgav.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:57 UTC

Was he high, or drunk, or is this just Elon in public these days?

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:38 UTC

Plot twist: Jordon Peterson is going to turn on Elmo, dragging him in an unhinged video rant, calling him a Gaia worshipper.

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@raeraeupnorth.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:35 UTC

I don’t think the Earth gives a hoot about EM.

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Rich @hopstache.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:31 UTC

Earth: nah, we’re fine with it

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Maria @mariampa.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:22 UTC

It sounds rather Kanye like

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Woolly Bear Saint @woollybearsaint.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:41 UTC

Earth’ll show them. You’ll see!! Earth! Earth I tell you!

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Kory Stamper @korystamper.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:28 UTC

<digs hole in the ground> <kneels> <whispers> "Elon killed Twitter." <fills in hole> <walks away> <AN EXUBERANCE OF FLOWERS>

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MAJeff, God of Cookies @majeff.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:45 UTC

Operator, what's the number for earth?

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🌅Lori Suz 🐝 @lorisuzanne3.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:55 UTC

Seems like he’s hoping that his weirdo reply guys will avenge him or something, but they’re mostly just bots?

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:04 UTC

Earth:

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Josh King @joshuamking.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:23 UTC

Pretty sure Earth is gonna point, laugh, quickly move on

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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:30 UTC

He really does think the vast majority of the planet loves him and will have a massive uprising if Twitter fails. He's definitely been living in a bubble and thinking the online fanboys are representative of world opinion. Standard narcissistic trait behavior.

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Ace Makes Things @acemakesit.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:01 UTC

Because saying "the world" is just too much, I guess.

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Ariel Waldman @arielwaldman.com [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:34 UTC

"Oh yeah? Tell it to Earth." 🤣 🤡

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Ratty 🌹🍉 @rattejak.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 10:54 UTC

"tell that to earth"

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Spoonbill Reducks @spoonbill.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:24 UTC

"Let us see how the puny hu-mans of Earth respond to that," Musk intoned, sounding almost exactly like an actual sentient being.

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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 05:26 UTC

A.m.a.z.i.n.g.

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Brent J. Arnold @cyberlawyeryyz.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:44 UTC

Wait did EM buy Earth too?

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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

Him looking to the crowd constantly like he's expecting constant laughter or applause

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Puckett @puckett101.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 13:20 UTC

The hilarious part is the stock ticker at the bottom, showing Tesla down $1.82 at 1:10.

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The Blunt Doctor @bluntdoctorrx.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:40 UTC

Ahahahahahh he believes that "Earth" will come to his rescue?! Ahahahah

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Clemdelz @clemdelz.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 10:39 UTC

And the earth shrugged

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VoteBlue4ever @voteblue4vr.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:14 UTC

"Earth?" Like is there a person called "Earth" that is his Oracle?

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Sam morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

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A Journey of Giraffes @ajogmusic.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:24 UTC

Earth: “Actually I’m totally fine with the platform dying.” 🌍

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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:22 UTC

Ok now I'm wondering just how stoned he was.

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SRSOS @srsos.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 15:39 UTC

he has his best people scrambling to put broken glass on all the window ledges as we speak. but we're coming over that motherfucking wall, elon.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

I don't remember those lines from either apocalypse-planning supervillain in The Spy Who Loved Me or Moonraker, but it's an effective distillation

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:18 UTC

earth lol

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Nullfed @nullfed.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:35 UTC

I love the fact that the reaction was just silence, so he had to do that self-reassuring nod thing and come across like a total dork.

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Bill K @attentiondotnet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:57 UTC

This interview reminds me of that customer service call were the guy was told roaming data for his phone was 0.02 cents a minute and it was actually $0.02 a minute.

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it really whips the @kirkleehammett.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:36 UTC

This person should be institutionalized.

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@kernanator.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:29 UTC

Replace "Invaders" with "Elon Musk".

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Hack Jarlow @gerrydorsey.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:27 UTC

My. Fucjing. God.

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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:51 UTC

Lmao fucking moron

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Quentin The Dot @quentinthedot.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:57 UTC

From his pov it makes complete sense: he thinks there is a woke conspiracy amongst advertisers and the media. He expects that to collapse eventually because the general public is less woke. In that case the advertisers will suffer a bit.

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• 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐈 • 𝐒𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋 • @galisegal.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 06:56 UTC

Earth is fine with the death of Twitter.

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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:04 UTC

NYT giving him the most softball interview ever and he's still on the ropes somehow

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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:18 UTC

Earth to Elon: Go Fuck Yourself

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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:08 UTC

"let's see how earth responds to that" --my new all-purpose reply

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EngineIceDave (WHATever on the X) @engineicedave.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

I’ll be both here and there for it.

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ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

The 🧠🪱 are incredible.

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Ashezth @ashezth.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:10 UTC

is he holding the earth hostage

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Dustin @32mbit.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:04 UTC

It's... well, not interesting I guess, the causes are obvious... but it's really something how the tone has shifted on Musk in the media. They smell blood in the water

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Skill GAAP @tomatoburger.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:35 UTC

Tell it to Earth.

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Chris Fitzgerald @cofitzgerald.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:28 UTC

I talked to Earth and she said, “Oh fuck off, Elon. I already gave you emeralds and somehow that wasn’t enough.”

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@nmmtns.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 02:02 UTC

Blame everyone but yourself when it's your actions that brought about your own demise, classic.

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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:26 UTC

I checked in with earth, and....

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DenverChick @denverchick.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:09 UTC

Earth responds: Fuck you, Elon, you racist, antisemitic piece of shit.

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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:23 UTC

Did he start crying after this? Cuz that video sounded like he was going to start crying.

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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

“Earth”

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Msocsci @msocsci.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:22 UTC

How shite is earth when it's biggest supervillan looks like Elmo? There's got to be a normal looking Musk somewhere in the multiverse you'd think. But then again...

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:25 UTC

Holy shit, that was painful to watch. The cringing was literally painful. Just the way he kept looking to the audience for laughs or applause and it was mostly silent. Painful, painful stuff.

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Sado @marinovic.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:30 UTC

Every time my wife gets mad at me about something I’m gonna from now on respond “Tell it to earth”

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Crowpotkin @crowpotkin.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:21 UTC

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Sarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:58 UTC

Who’s gonna tell Elon the size of the graveyard that earth has.

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LunarLiv @lunarliv.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 09:38 UTC

Honestly no matter what he says, if twitter goes down he'll always be 'the guy who killed it'. Which is kinda funny ngl.

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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

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Schroedingercat @schroedingercat.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:16 UTC

What an absolute piss baby he is, my God That being said i thought he was stupid PT barnum since 2015 after reading an interview he gave on Mars and I'm very happy everyone has caught up

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Kirk Rudell @rudell.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:22 UTC

The owner of a club invites a bunch of Nazis to come in, and he cheers as they start beating up people dancing inside. People at the bar decide to spend their money elsewhere, because it’s unpleasant and they’re embarrassed to be seen there. OWNER: I’m closing because they left. It’s their fault.

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YSW @nasilemak.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:51 UTC

“Earth”

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Derek John Boczkowski @derekboczkowski.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:24 UTC

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Queen Gwenevere @queengwenevere.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:12 UTC

Just how many drugs did he take before this interview?

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Karin Zwiggelaar @karinzegt.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:54 UTC

“Earth”

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Tim @7amkickoff.com [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:22 UTC

between the "ooh you're hard" moment where he tells the world's largest advertisers to go fuck themselves because he wants to be able to say antisemitic and racist stuff to this babbling reply, plus watching the video, I'm fairly certain he fell into a K hole right before that interview

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

How many months do we have to wait for, "go fuck yourself, earth"

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Mollie Stratton @molliestratton.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:38 UTC

I’m sorry… HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA

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@syzygyformation.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:32 UTC

Funniest thing he’s ever said lol

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NYStateofMind @nystateofmind.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:44 UTC

Musk's the kinda guy who can easily create a million dollar company. All you gotta do first is give him a 44 billion dollar one.

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MikeinCO @mikeinco.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:40 UTC

Does he actually think he can speak to the earth???

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the talented Mr. Dittmann @werrrp.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

so he really thinks the world will we be up in arms that Apple didn't want to be associated with Nazis? jesus, how many bottles of Adderall is he choking down in the morning now?

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Allie, last of her name. @grissallia.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:25 UTC

I was not prepared for that video. More to the point, I don't think Andrew Ross Sorkin was prepared for that video. Barely masking the incredulity at the responses, Elon so utterly disconnected from the reality Andrew *keeps* trying to impress on him.

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Sophie these days @spiderandme.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:42 UTC

Is the wrapping coming loose?

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Mark G @markggarcia.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:15 UTC

That's what I say whenever I get into an argument with my wife, "Oh yeah? Tell it to earth!"

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Kyle Monday @akmonday.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:19 UTC

Earth to Elon: "Go fuck yourself"

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@smoketypething.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

Talk to da Earth

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RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

Earth: fuck you, I’ve seen the way you keep ogling Mars

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Martin @marting1964.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:18 UTC

I asked earth, she said fuck Elon

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Hexadecim8 @hexadecim8.com [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:58 UTC

It sounds like he wants people to shout at clouds with him.

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Wes @wesmank.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:28 UTC

He actually thinks the whole planet will back him 😂.

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KarlMarkyMarx @karlmarkymarx.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

He's got brain problems.

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Jennifed @jennifed.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:29 UTC

Surely there is a diner in Earth...let's tell Earth and hear what they think. Why not?

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Zerofox @zerofox72.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:16 UTC

This man baby and his ego

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TaoOfTweet (and I'm sticking to it) @starfisher.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:45 UTC

😳

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Geoff Nesnow @dontinnovate.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:13 UTC

Is Elmo: A. High B. In withdrawal C. Decompensating D. Just an angry, bitter white dude who misses apartheid E. Mad that he’s not rich enough to pull off being a Nazi F. All of the above

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Jessica 🦕 @mlisrevenge.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 02:16 UTC

I didn't realize that Earth was sentient enough to have an opinion on this boil on its face.

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Char Goodreau @chargoodreau.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

Off his rocker insane

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JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 14:27 UTC

So he thinks "Earth" agrees with him. Delusional. Completely.

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Patent Buddy @patentbuddy.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:58 UTC

There is something wrong with musk’s mouth. It looks like a bad Botox job. All the money in the world can’t fix that kind of ugly. It goes clean through.

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Rowdy @rrrowdy.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:12 UTC

I love how he thinks advertisers not wanting their product juxtaposed next to (and associated with) hatespeech is "blackmail" and not just blackmail but blackmail against him personally.

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Rowdy @rrrowdy.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:09 UTC

Take credit for accomplishments regardless of involvement. Blame everyone else for your personal failures. Classic narcissist shit.

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AlohaPedro @alohapedro.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:30 UTC

Incredibly normal response from someone who is definitely a fully functioning human

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Bo @bodiva.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 03:52 UTC

With a whimper. Twitter is already dead, but like a worm on the sidewalk, doesn’t know it yet

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Anna Lind-Guzik @alindguzik.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:33 UTC

la planète c’est moi

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KurtChester66Red ❤️💜💙 451 @chester66red.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 07:42 UTC

Advertisers woulda stayed as there was loads paying to use Twitter before he took over, it’s once he took over they started leaving, because of his bigotry and abhorrence

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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:02 UTC

My god, all that money and zero media skills.

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@calizaybak.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

Earth replied “STOP EXPLODING ROCKETS ALL OVER ME!”.

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Astral Slaughter @astralslaughter.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:23 UTC

He's bringing a real meth head energy these days.

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Joshua Katz @jalankatz.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 02:36 UTC

Meanwhile, let's see how Sky is responding.

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Ellz @ellz.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:54 UTC

Olympic level ass showing

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Drew Garrison @drewgarrison.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:10 UTC

for me, it was the: "Yes no no a a a no a absolutely so um no no tot totally so no no so so actually "

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Tom Paul @tom43.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:56 UTC

“Tell it to earth.” What does that even mean?

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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX @themilfmag.net [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:16 UTC

"tell it to earth" WOW easy there big guy

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The Long Memory @thelongmemory.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:21 UTC

He's reaching near fatal levels of cringe. What an emotionally stunted dork.

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Making Chips @enceladusty.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:07 UTC

Tell it to mars

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Ms Bri* @msbrisaqt2.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:27 UTC

Does he think ‘earth’ is a person?

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Nomad @nomadtx.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:07 UTC

Safe to say Elon has a god complex along with deeply engrained victimhood, That is really a frightening reality.

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Shaun Manning 📚 @fasterthanshaun.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:57 UTC

Earth, reading this: wtf is this guy on about

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Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:03 UTC

“tell it to earth” is such a perfectly stupid turn of phrase for a perfectly stupid dipshit to say

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:14 UTC

(Will Smith voice) TELL IT TO EARF

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@frnakcb74.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 06:13 UTC

It's scary to think this moronic bell end runs a company that launches rockets. He killed twitter dead with his stupidity.

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Chamber of Gouf Unsealer @nuclearbob.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:05 UTC

🌏

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Wendel @wendelschwab.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:44 UTC

What a total ass. 🙄

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David Frank @comgeek39.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:36 UTC

Twitter has barely a fifth of the total global market share, I imagine “earth” isn’t going to care much.

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@ladybleach.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:16 UTC

What did his exes ever see in him?

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Leger-Felicite Snorlax @segatape.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:58 UTC

what is "tell it to earth" even supposed to mean

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Chzbrgr @andychzbrgr.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:27 UTC

NYT (holding a microphone to the dirt out back): What is your response, The Earth?

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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:07 UTC

So…he’s a literal alien overlord?

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Alex VI @avazig.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:40 UTC

I spoke to Gaia and she said "the rubber faced narcissist did it"

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Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli @banditelli.org [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:15 UTC

The internet has ruined what was once such a mediocre brain

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Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:17 UTC

Tesla killed parler by not buying more ads! Let the earth know of their crimes!

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drokka @drokka.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:07 UTC

Imagine thinking that prepping to leave earth is going to convince earth to save your bacon.

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Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸 @adaytaramember.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:16 UTC

Far-right people love believing that 95% of people are in total agreement with them

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Jason Skiles @jasonskiles.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:17 UTC

Oh wow. He sounds really worried. This is fun.

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Alan Grossfield @agrossfield.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:07 UTC

Give a little credit to the interviewer for pushing him.

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DontMakeMoi @dontmakemoi.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

Hmm, who will people blame? Advertisers, or the raging narcissist shock jock face of the company? Hard to predict...

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Orcish Law @orcishlaw.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:22 UTC

I just checked with Earth. It says to go fuck yourself, Elon. And I'm not sure exactly how a planet managed to flip the bird in your direction, but it did that too.

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Jess @jessybessysw.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:54 UTC

The “daddy the other kids won’t play with me, make them” entitlement that just wafts from this is just…whew…

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Ratoncita @ratoncita.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:04 UTC

So glad I left his disfunctional site.

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Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:15 UTC

"Tell it to the earth." Me, when I'm happily baked off my tits and gardening

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:27 UTC

"Elon to Earth: Fuck Off" That'd be a decent tabloid headline

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Andrew Bucko @trekologer.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:20 UTC

So he’s saying that they’re not willing to put in the work to attract different advertisers?

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Adam Gallardo @adamgallardo.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:43 UTC

The Earth?

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The Iron Age of Comics @ironageofcomics.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:19 UTC

The earth store called…and they’re running out of YOU!

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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:29 UTC

The quicker the Tesla board get rid, the better. Elon is dragging the company down with him. Driving a Tesla now is akin to wearing a MAGA hat and having a "No Regerts" tattoo

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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:54 UTC

THE WHOLE EARTH

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@anagenti.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:38 UTC

Tell it to earth? Lol what is wrong with this man?

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@bluesouth.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:19 UTC

Who lent that person money?

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@wickedlywhen.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:04 UTC

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HenryHill1 @henryhill1.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:11 UTC

About March of '22, I had pinned a post on my page there. "Musk is going to be a very big problem for everyone very soon." They're all gone now.

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Patrick @patrocalypse.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:25 UTC

Is this real??

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ApplesHardcoreYo @appleshardcoreyo.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 12:12 UTC

It’s truly amazing how growing up rich and having a few drinks can utterly convince someone that they’re incredibly intelligent and completely untouchable.

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Try the Fajitas @archivesboy.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:39 UTC

"Tell it to the earth" sounds like what an AI would say if it was trying to insult someone.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

honestly kind of relatable to get blubbering mad and just spit out something stupid like “tell it to earth!” and then you don’t want to admit that doesn’t make sense so you commit and say it again

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dunn @deaddunn.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

*me getting thrown out of Sizzler for standing over the salad bar and eating everything with my hands* "yeah, well, let's see how the earth responds"

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JJ is tired @jjofbc.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:10 UTC

Earth? Wtf is this guy on about

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Davis @davis.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 00:29 UTC

Watching that video, I’m too distracted by the way he tilts his head like a muppet when he talks.

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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 23:51 UTC

“Keep my planet’s name outa your f**kin’ mouth!”

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root beer @rmc8107.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 01:26 UTC

oh good, can’t wait to find out what the fucking Boer will say next

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