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armed only with my hatred for moral clarity

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made mango salsa last night but I only had a yellow bell pepper. look at this shit. it looks like dinner for Lego people

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it’s still fuck Joe Biden, however his brain is functioning. frankly it’s letting the Democrats off the hook to talk about whether their guy is compos mentis rather than whether he should be in the Hague

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medieval French kings whenever they were broke:

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honestly think as much as anything he’s just a victim of the two most promising young OFs both being righties. Like if Hunter Bishop was ahead of Matos, Slater would still be here and they’d be having some tricky conversations about Yaz.

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According to Kat, there’s one that haunts our route to the grocery store. I still haven’t seen it but I am /braced/

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daemon stumbling around harrenhal tripping balls and starring in his own personal Meet the Grahams music video >>>>>>>>>>

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“Alright! Finally, the dragons are fighting!” “OH NO. OH NO BIG KITTY NOOOOO”

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a bunch of candidates from Macron’s coalition stepped down before the second round (as did some left coalition candidates) specifically to block the right from winning a split vote. so I don’t think he’d have the backing even if he wanted to

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I need to figure out how to say “you should take a trip on a submarine” in Yiddish

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watching this Chandrashekhar Azad docu-& just the absolute cheek of this guy lol, theres a bit where the English authorities know he's in disguise on a train so they stop the train, get the conductor to take them from car to car searching, still don't find him & leave sadly. The conductor was Azad

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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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it is probably correct that Corbyn was unelectable as prime minister. however the main reason for that is that he was right about everything, which is merely annoying in the US but an intolerable offense in Britain

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loving the Corbyn W. even after purging the left to such an extent as to get the British media to anoint them as the new government, labour cannot destroy the absolute lad

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this ends with rice thread sequel escalation: calling Manu to see if he can take care of a truckload of live piranhas

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welcome to pussy gulch, wayfarer's avatar welcome to pussy gulch, wayfarer @rat-carpet.bsky.social
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every time a new red line is crossed in palestine & biden says "ope. my good friend/personal hero bibi can have a new red line (fifth in the last few months) as a treat" and netanyahu's twitter account posts "biden is a lower than dirt hamas lover", they start organised screaming at arabs online too

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it's very telling that the day the white house drops the "we officially abandon all support of trans children's rights" announcement in the hopes of winning over trump voters by announcing yet another trump-lite policy, all the shitlibs get the same memo to start screaming at trans people to vote

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makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills seeing "joe biden is pro-labor" said in complete sincerity. like that time he said "come on, fellas, it's christmas :(" and blocked the railworkers' strike in 2022, leading to a catastrophic train wreck about a month later in ohio—never happened! what's that

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Just at the most basic level it is really unhealthy to have to thought about Donald Trump as much as everyone in America has over the last nine or so years. Spending a decade of my life thinking about a super boring, super shitty crook and all the bad stuff he's doing or might do. It's embarrassing.

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it’s been a long time since I was in an office past 9 PM and I have to say: it’s dog shit

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shoutout to the catholic church for making "we eat the corpse of our dead but undying god" a central tenet of their faith yet somehow also still managing to be incredibly uncool

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started rereading the Kingston Cycle. I forgot how propulsive Stormsong is. like I finished Witchmark, went “sure I got time to start book 2” and then I looked up and I was on page 200

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my first “aw man what the fuck” week at the new job. but I’m two drinks down, the Giants just walked off the Dodgers with a homer off a pitcher who’s a noted chud even by MLB reliever standards, and I have NO PLANS this weekend. it’s gonna be ok

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having a pretty crap week (mostly day job, nothing major) but I got to spend 15 minutes recapping Kendrick-Drake at some friends’ request. gotta tell you, those endorphins are getting me through to Saturday

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someone let me know of either of these motherfuckers shows signs of incipient death, like more immediate than usual. I could tune in for that i guess

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you could not ludovico technique me into watching this debate. If you strapped a bomb to my chest I would spend the countdown composing some final remarks

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We can make fun of Putin for being nearly couped by the Blackwater hot dog guy but this country’s first, and easily most effective, presidential assassination was the equivalent of if Frank Stallone killed Joe Biden

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i refuse to learn who Dr Disrespect is. if you try to make me know about this guy I will blow up your car

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There are only three characters where two different actors have both won an Oscar for playing them, Vito Corleone, Anita from West Side Story and the Joker, making for perhaps the most chaotic fuck-marry-kill possible

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very good House of the Dragon. it’s a better show than GoT in many ways, but it’s exactly the same in terms of being an excuse to pair off a bunch of great character actors and have them go buck fucking wild on each other

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The child and her family are Palestinian. She is, again, THREE.

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I wonder if anyone has ever willed their body as a cadaver replacement specifically for their favorite sports team

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yeah that’s a good point too. how am I supposed to talk about baseball if I can’t scream at the Giants’ social media person for something the 8th inning reliever did

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I am the group’s straight man (sexuality) playing the group’s straight man (comedy). DM won’t give me a synergy bonus tho

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I was playing D&D so I had to be like “hey sorry everyone our house just unexpectedly leveled up in Gay”

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