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A Vizsla’s human. Former paperboy, tv extra, and average law student Data nerd and recovering techie. There will be typos.

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In a totally unrelated matter, I think I’ll watch “Pan’s Labyrinth” this weekend

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Internal polling?

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When do they become an “enemy… domestic”?

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Was there tutting, sighing or rioting?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Happy Independence Day to those celebrating freedom from unaccountable and authoritarian rulers.

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Happy Independence Day to a country that managed to rid itself of an unaccountable, autocratic ruler.

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Also a literal middle class white saviour for the poor unwashed who didn’t know better. He’s as a big a Dickensian stereotype as Mogg is.

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A load of public schoolboys masturbate over fortune cookies with the names of parliamentary candidates on the ribbons inside, the names on the cookies that lose their integrity quickest become mps.

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The AV club report made for disappointing reading. I have a little first and second hand experience with him IRL and I find it difficult to square the reports with that. But, that said you need to believe the victims. 😔

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Happy Independence Day to my US friends everywhere. Congratulations on escaping the tyranny of a ruler with untrammelled powers and immunity from the law.

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I’m a retired lawyer who has lived in Orpington ever since my family moved here from North America in the 1960s. I have voted Labour all my life but this year I'll be voting for Reform.

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Here’s hoping for a Lib Dem opposition and complete wipe out of the Tories and Reform.

Don’t forget your ID when you vote!

#Elections2024

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The Tory incumbent in my electorate is an upturned mop with large teeth.

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badly-drawn bee 🐝's avatar badly-drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social
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I've already voted, but if you're reading this and you haven't, polling stations are already open. What are you waiting for?

Be nice to the polling station staff; they work a long day - take some biscuits. And if you're taking your pup, share a pic with #DogsAtPollingStations

Fly, my pretties!

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Lee Harvey's avatar Lee Harvey @valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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They're expecting a big turnout at the polls, so they've decided to stagger the voting. If you're voting Conservative or Reform, then your polling day is now tomorrow. #GeneralElection

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Please say Laura Trott - I suspect she’s safe, but extreme tactical voting might see her off.

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Only really doable if the Dems get the house and senate

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It looks like they’ve filmed “A Game of You” as part of Season 2 of Sandman that means they’ve cast Wanda. I suspect it’s politically motivated.

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Bankers are simple creatures, you just need to mess with the structuring of their comp and they will behave accordingly

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It's an explicit threat of violence. At what point are they called out to be the terrorists they are, and prosecuted, from the funders all the way down to the footsoldiers.

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Dear POTUS, the Heritage Foundation are literal and stochastic terrorists. Do you remember the “foreign and domestic” enemies bit of the constitution?

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The problem with not picking the lesser of two evils is that you end up with the greater of two evils. Wishing for a magical third choice doesn’t make it happen. Hopefully all the same people will be writing to their MP and demanding that voting reform is passed. Right? Yes? Oh.

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Dungeness (n.): a female dungeon.

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I think they should park massive sound systems outside all of the 6 "justices" and blast Nile Rodgers, Sylvester, Patrick Cowley, Scissor Sisters, as well as Larry Levan and Tony De Vit compilations all hours as an official celebration for Pride.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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Helen Kennedy's avatar Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social
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Of all the people out there casting blame for election results, this motherfucker should really, really keep his mouth shut. Without him, no Roberts. (Or Alito)

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I’ve changed my mind, and I think the funniest thing Biden could do is order the DOJ to arrest Ginni Thomas and Martha-Ann Alito.

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Look I’m just saying POTUS should take the rediscovered rights out for a spin. Purely for the lolz.

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True, but I’m specifically thinking of Guy Ritchie movies.

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The thing the GOP and Tories do well is win. That’s what progressive parties need to learn to do. Win. Then you can govern.

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Watching the Dallas Cowboys documentary on Netflix (surprisingly and genuinely good) reminds me that Conservatives and conservative men in particular generally only have two emotional states, either being scared or being horny.

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