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sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 25 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes? how rare and beautiful it is to even exist part-time twilight stan account

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i’m convinced that keeping track of your socks is the universe’s way of teaching us about loss and acceptance

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I love "sleeping" but I hate "going to sleep." I am a toddler

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They should make a new JAWS film but w orcas.

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growing up is realizing that you never truly grow up, you just get better at pretending you know what’s going on

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The existence of Platonic love implies Socratic love and Aristotelian love

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this is how my posts are written

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life is just a series of moments between cups of tea

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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country

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when I say “the other day” it might be 1998 who even knows

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soup guy walking out of the stock market disappointed

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ME: i have a cold WIFE: for the last time it’s called an ice cube

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me: dude i’m 25 my neck (hurting for the third time this month): you sure?

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wish i could crack my back like one of these bad bois

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so much of adulthood is just trying not to be sleepy between 2 - 4 in the afternoon i s2g

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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

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bugs should make sounds. like cats

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✨ 🌙 Ƥαηɗα 🎀🧟‍♀️🍓🧚🏼‍♀️'s avatar ✨ 🌙 Ƥαηɗα 🎀🧟‍♀️🍓🧚🏼‍♀️ @pandathecelestial.bsky.social
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If the earth was actually flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now 🙄

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me: dude i’m 25 my neck (hurting for the third time this month): you sure?

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we don't get any fun cancellations here like the dude who was using his wife's healthcare gofundme to buy exotic vape juices. we only get dark evil here, no evil with whimsy

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your honor, can we not today. my tummy is sore

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Don't hate the playa, hate anyone using the word "playa."

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billionaires should flaunt their massive fortunes by investing in public spaces. you have a billion dollars? why don’t you build a library about it, or replant a forest? if you could be remembered for anything why not be the person that saves the planet? you want clout? end world hunger.

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if it was an email it could be scheduled right into the calendar

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i’m lost in the stars (stood up way too fast)

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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So sick of checking my bank account and there isn’t a billion dollars in there.

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exactly. short, succinct, informative. this is all we need. no need for the theatrics

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honestly. just a little “hey, you’re good ✌️ see you next month”

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