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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida

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Your dog likes me more than you. [MikeyHatesIt on Twitter; Animal Care; Bio/Anthro/Hist; Superheroes & Zombies; Crappy Open Mic’er; Woke SJW & baby anarchist; he/they]


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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida 's avatar Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida @mikeyalexander.bsky.social
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Having seen Chris Pine in D&D and now in Don’t Worry, Darling, I’m more & more convinced we really missed out on him playing Green Lantern Hal Jordan. Maybe he could play an older one mentoring Jessica Cruz & Simon Baz, if Hal wasn’t already slated for the upcoming Lanterns show.

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Lately I’ve seen Lamb (loved it, still cogitating on it), Leave the World Behind (super tense!), Carol & the End of World (great writing, bittersweet), and now I’m watching Don’t Worry, Darling. So far it’s really cool, with a stacked cast.

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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida 's avatar Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida @mikeyalexander.bsky.social
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I got a COBRA offer for $2500 a month. Even if I had a job at the time, I didn’t make that much!

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Either Bud Light is no longer gay or I support Kid Rock in his journey of self-discovery.

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And he’s not even mediocre!

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JOHN DOE: my sin is envy. I envy cuteness. remember Cute Overload? those puppies and kittens were ADORBS BRAD PITT: [shakily pointing gun] SHUT UP JD: their TOCKS MORGAN FREEMAN: [looks at Brad] BP: [shoots John Doe] KITTEN IN DISTANCE: [making biscuits]

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[Se7en] BRAD PITT: what’s in the box MORGAN FREEMAN: [cuts open box, camera zooms in and reveals that the box’s contents are kittens] DIRECTOR: god damnit CUT

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Robert Reich's avatar Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
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If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

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Patton Oswalt's avatar Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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The March To Dispel Negative Perceptions Of Clowns is still happening this Sunday at dusk, right at the edge of the woods near the abandoned children’s hospital. The calliope we rented is out of tune but we’re going to go ahead and play it anyway. Come join us! Join. Us.

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Greg Greene's avatar Greg Greene @greene.haus
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My kiddo was watching YouTube the other day when the word “Zimbabwe” twigged my attention. I looked up to see some young schmuck lamenting how “they” wanted to give “farmers’ land” to people who “didn’t know how to farm.” And that’s the latest reason why I’d cleanse that app with fire, if I could.

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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida 's avatar Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida @mikeyalexander.bsky.social
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Dammit, Janet! I love you, but don’t touch my drink!

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I want more movies set in this universe: elves & fairies, Krampus, leprechauns, etc. Normally I dislike prequel films, but I would like an extended flashback sequence, at minimum, about Santa’s previous life.

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾's avatar 🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social
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A decade It’s just it’s been a factual decade now. The shock . The lack of understanding the equivocation It’s been over a decade of me and so so many others Showin and working and bluntly? No matter what is SAID the MATERIAL REALITY is the Nazis and fascists have been treated better

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Have you been stealing her coffee mugs, too?

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Orpheus Condescending 's avatar Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
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Sure. That'll take care of the problem. When I retired the word "overdrawn" from my vocabulary, I was magically able to write checks on a bank account with no money in it. GOOD TIMES.

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dan solomon's avatar dan solomon @dansolomon.bsky.social
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I think what’s striking about what texas is doing to the woman it is fighting to keep from having an abortion is that it represents a sudden shift in rhetoric from a bullshit “OF COURSE if you really need reproductive medical care you’ll be able to get it” to a more direct “like hell you can”

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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida 's avatar Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida @mikeyalexander.bsky.social
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I miss my 93 Isuzu Rodeo. I drove that thing from Detroit to Gainesville/Miami, and points in-between for over 175K miles. The cargo bay always had job equipment & supplies for the weather when I wasn’t traveling. I want another one, but lately I’ve been dreaming about a Subaru Baja or El Camino.

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Dr. Lucky Tran's avatar Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.bsky.social
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Remote work has made employment more accessible than ever, and increased the number of disabled people with jobs. Working from home can also cut the carbon footprint of employees in half. Forcing people back to the office goes against workers' rights, disability justice, and climate justice.

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Carl Nyberg 's avatar Carl Nyberg @carlnyberg312.bsky.social
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Can someone explain why Trump (or the Right generally) is always a big enough threat that the Left needs to eschew its entire agenda but never a big enough threat where liberals have to change anything?

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Kelsey Atherton's avatar Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social
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The death of Kissinger and Biden's "good riddance" statement on his legacy would be a great moment for the White House to decide to stop re-arming a client using US bombs on civilians. The best time to not facilitate war crimes is before they start, the second best time is before they get worse.

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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This needs to happen to every member of Congress that refuses to call for a ceasefire. Crash their fundraisers, call them out in public, and do not give them a moment of peace.

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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The Dems control the WH and the Senate right now. There's almost an entire year before the election. If they wanted to fix things, they could easily do so. They don't. They want to fund genocide and implement austerity during next year's shutdown negotiations. They're actively trying to lose.

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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I’ll take “low unemployment” seriously as a metric of economic health when it actually counts everyone that’s unemployed. We know that the numbers are artificially low and designed to mask underemployment. It purposely excludes people who have given up looking for work and the long term unemployed.

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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Biden literally implemented Trump's vaccine-only COVID plan, except he also got liberals to stop giving a shit about public health. On top of that, he ended all pandemic aid, refusing to push Congress to restore the eviction moratorium, ending unemployment, and kicking millions off Medicaid.

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Fatima Ayub's avatar Fatima Ayub @thecynicist.bsky.social
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I keep asking what number of dead Palestinians is enough. It’s not a rhetorical question. How many? Because I’m fairly certain that the majority of Israelis do not care about the number at all, even it’s “all of them”.

www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/li...

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Melanie D’Arrigo's avatar Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social
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The head of the United Nations Climate Change Conference is a climate change denying Oil CEO profiting from the planet’s destruction. Just in case you thought the people profiting from the problem we’re going to support a solution.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Joan is the realest possible one. Facebook is a monstrous company eroding democracy and fomenting violence around the globe and Harvard can’t be allowed to roll over for them without consequences

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Neil Gaiman 's avatar Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
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Legendary and lovely Bookseller Duane Wilkins (if you are an SF author and you've been through Seattle, you will know and be grateful to Wayne) has medical debts despite insurance and needs help. www.tumblr.com/mostlysignss...

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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if you're three cars behind me and i can't use my side mirrors bc your headlights will melt my face off like raiders of the lost ark you should be arrested

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they are cranking out a new Torment Nexus like once a week at this point

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Dr Luke Buckmaster's avatar Dr Luke Buckmaster @lukebuckmaster.bsky.social
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The President of the COP28 climate summit is THE CEO OF AN OIL COMPANY. Put that in a movie and critics like me would call it preposterously unrealistic screenwriting.

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Biden has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever: universal healthcare

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Mark O. Stack's avatar Mark O. Stack @markwwc.bsky.social
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There should be a scene where Godzilla rips a chimney stack off a factory and smokes it like a cigarette before passing it to Kong who promptly coughs and vomits because he can't hang

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Mx. D.E. Anderson's avatar Mx. D.E. Anderson @diannaeanderson.bsky.social
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the way it looks like a bad render from an N64 racing game

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Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida 's avatar Mikey Alexander 𓅃 The Riot Dog of South Florida @mikeyalexander.bsky.social
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Did anyone catch ‘They Cloned Tyrone’? Gawdammit Teyonah Parris stole the show and killed it! Nancy Drew has nothing on her! John Boyega & Jamie Foxx were excellent, too, don’t get me wrong. They killed in their performances, but they had a different kind of intensity to their roles & choices.

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Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job)'s avatar Tall F. Pompkins (really needs a job) @saltyplumsoda.bsky.social
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Liberals who take the "you shouldn't celebrate anyone's death" stance, who exactly are you trying to impress with that bullshit??

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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the world turns and people move on

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✨brit ✨'s avatar ✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social
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chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke? kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…

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In case I can’t ever go back there, this is why:

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This long wait could have been avoided if we as a nation just embraced the idea of assassinating international war criminals before they turned 100.

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How did you get all those marbles at the top of the stairs without anyone noticing? Bravo!

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