Minnesota Reformer @mnreformer.bsky.social

In ruling that bong water is a drug mixture, the Minnesota Supreme Court justices relied, in part, on the testimony of a state patrol officer who claimed that drug users keep bong water “for future use… either drinking it or shooting it in the veins.”

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Steve Berkowitz @steveberkowitz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

I have an expert witness they should have called

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Zachary J. Smith @vocabulist.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Wow. This is exceptionally dumb.

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ChemicalProphet @chemicalprophet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Cops need euthanized, they suffer so needlessly from stupidity and uselessness. And I fucking HATE them.

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Fioko @fioko.tv [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

Damn, they go hard in Minnesota

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The Taco Bell bell @thetacobellbell.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

BONG

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BenRad @benrad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Bong water is my mortal enemy, wtf are these people talking about? Smells like the underside of a chair in a Midas Muffler waiting room Tastes like poison It's over if you spill it on the couch. Fuck these clowns. (loads up syringe from gravity bong)

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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) $640/$700 @comfortingmoo.online [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

I want every Supreme Court Justice to Drink some Bong Water and tell me this logic still holds up.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

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Peter @cgblue.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

He's not very smart Or, more likely, he's just a liar who knows the truth

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J0hn 🌶️🫡 @emphatic-zen.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

"4 ounces of bong water is an arbitrary number. There's no reason the law says 4 and that 5 ounces is bad" Buhler, assistant county attorney, added that his office “simply enforces the laws of this state as written.” So, AR-15s, no marriage equality, and 30yrs for bong water 🦅

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Error Crater (Them, like the giant ant) @errorcrater.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

ah yes, the same sort of state patrol officer who collapses to the floor foaming at the mouth because "i thought i smelled fentanyl"

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@peacock037.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Bro that cop has never smelled bong water before 🤢🤢🤢

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Pete Ellsworth @bikercrank.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

I witnessed a guy in the 90s straining his old bong water through a coffee filter and then smoking it again.

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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 10:49 UTC

See, this is why people in power having fuck up relatives like Hunter Biden or Billy Carter is a good thing, actually.

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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Shit, looks like I'm out of weed. (Looks at bong salivating while looking for a vein)

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Southern Violet @southernviolet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

I actually use bongs. I HOWLED. 🤣

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SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

all cops

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Indorfin @indorfin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

It never stops.

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

lying fucks

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Jenn Burke @readbooker.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Euwwww. That’s not how I remember it…

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feralrobots.bsky.social @feralrobots.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Story doesn't include details in your summary.

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Kim @kimoco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

This is the kind of justice that Republicans love.

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Kay Bennett @nykb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

Omg! Like weighing a crop of weed with the root balls attached. This is ridiculous!

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Rick Kane @paintingsurfer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Wait wtf did I just read? You can intravenously inject bong water?!? I’ve been doing it wrong all this time!!!!

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Götterspeise (warum sind menschen?) @goetterspeise.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Wtf? How dumb are people over there?

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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

it rules that cops can just make shit up and ruin someone's life

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Kate @almostgurf.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

Into the veins they say?

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Molly (they/them) @epi-nymph.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

Anyone who injects bong water anywhere into their body does not deserve any punishment beyond what it will do to their body

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Loke Strange @lowkeystrange.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

Maybe the Minnesota Supreme Court justices each oughta do a bong water shot, for science's sake? Half a shot, even, for the sake of Actual Factual Reality. On the steps of the capitol with cameras rolling, so we can watch them Linda Blair projectile vomit and remind them how asinine this is later.

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✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

nobody objected to the batshit idea that bong water is saved for later to shoot up? jfc.

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Melancholy (they/it) 🍭 @melancholytheclown.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

People in court will just say anything "People save bong water to drink or inject intravenously as a drug" That's not true, no one does that

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Ryan Marino @ryanmarino.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

You should not be allowed to collect a taxpayer salary if you couldn’t pass a 5th grade science class

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Миша @mikecherry.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

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morosoph; don't mess with imperfection 🖤🐘🤍💜 @allwillbewell.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

shooting it in the veins. what a clown. how do you know a cops lying? their lips are moving.

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@risefromtheashes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

Fuck Scott Buhler. 🤬

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@risefromtheashes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Guaranteed, that dumbass also believes fentanyl can kill you if you look at it hard enough. 🙄

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@delrider.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

The summation is vague. Regardless, folks should read the linked article. It is really quite interesting and as always, there is more to the story. FWIW, methamphetamine is the focus of the drug mixture. I don't think cannabis is mentioned. I don't agree with the LEO, but I don't know meth.

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ŠequencedLife @sequencedlife.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

That’s it - that’s the dumbest thing I’ve read all month

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Kai @kaikronfield.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

That’s a pretty harsh sentence for spilling bong water. Who amongst us hasn’t?

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TNaj @tarikn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Literally this:

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mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Sounds like that patrol officer needs to lead a demo of "drinking week old bong water" .

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Pat @parisdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

well, he was under oath so it must be true. 🤪

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Wendel @wendelschwab.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

That's the silliest thing I have ever heard.

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Kevin Dekker @kevindekker.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

That's how Becky died. She went to a different school, in Canada.

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HPAlpha @hpalpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

Typical cop being a blithering fucking imbecile

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The Chillennial @thechillennial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

cops are the most ridiculous people on earth. go ahead, write the most insane drug-related sentence you can think of. "criminals shoot 4 whole marijuanas into their eyes all the time" chances are good at least 3 cops have used that exact phrase in a report or in court testimony

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Matt @mttlvn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

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Snood @picardib.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

Huh. I don’t usually think of meth when I think of “bong water”

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Radio Balki @penngwinn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

Shooting up bong water. lol. Crazy dopers. Anything to get their fix!!!!

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