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Matt Perkins
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How would you rate your chances? He seems like he could take a punch
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It’s me, mrperki from the bird site. Also mrperkiii on the tumbl site. Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him
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Matt Perkins
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How would you rate your chances? He seems like he could take a punch
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Matt Perkins
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Yeah that’s probably what they were going for, but I am getting less cool sun and more evil lemon
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Matt Perkins
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I can’t figure out what this is meant to be, please help
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Matt Perkins
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Jim Zub
@jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.
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Blue sky jerk
@rajandelman.bsky.social
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I feel like you can just be goth. Feeling like this is a long workaround based on the assumption you can't be goth
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Matthew Claxton
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Oh wow, this is the illustration to my story "Terminal City Dogs" in the current Analog! (My contributor copy has not yet arrived!) I love this, and the chosen quote, and the alternative sketch SO, SO MUCH!
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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa
@peezkyweezky.bsky.social
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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor
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Matt Perkins
@mrperki.bsky.social
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Counterpoint: America needs Count Binface now more than ever
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Matt Perkins
@mrperki.bsky.social
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We need a Count Binface equivalent at minimum
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Matt Perkins
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This is a common misconception. The cocktail is actually named after Virgil Caesar, a poet and brother of Sid Caesar, inventor of the famous salad.
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Matt Perkins
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The sheer audacity
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Matt Perkins
@mrperki.bsky.social
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I have never been more disappointed
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Matt Perkins
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Let’s start a band
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matt
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I'm pretty sure I once said I would listen to a whole podcast that was just Branson naming and describing characters, and today we move one step closer to that reality.
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Matt Perkins
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New recurring nightmare just dropped
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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😓
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Matt Perkins
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bakoon
@bakoon.bsky.social
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mr president: you must beat splatterhouse 3 on the sega genesis live on stream with no save states and no game genie codes. no bathroom breaks
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Matt Perkins
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If only he were as open-minded as his uncle
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Matt Perkins
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“We all love soup, but we can never BE the soup. Unless …” - inventor of the hot tub
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Matt Perkins
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Serious question because I am completely baffled by all this: what do Americans do when it rains or snows? What if you step in something nasty? Are there exceptions to the shoes-indoors thing or are you all ruining your floors?
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Matt Perkins
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these also happen to be my two favourite kinds of dog
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Matt Perkins
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Yeah cool cool sounds nice I’m just uhhhh trying to cut back on rock-based condiments
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Matt Perkins
@mrperki.bsky.social
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No thanks I’m good
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Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
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Computer, mute america
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kate
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Eric Kim (김현철)
@inkskratch.bsky.social
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You should probably go ahead and make your art, because you're the only one that can do it. Frankly, someone's gonna need it someday
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Matt Perkins
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meanwhile I’m on Instagram like it’s the roof of reactor 4 and I have to grab what I came for in 90 secs or I receive a lethal dose of radiation
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Matt Perkins
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Tom McAllister
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this newspaper headline is the 1930 version of encountering an incomprehensible trending story about some Twitch streamer with 4 million followers
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The 🟦 Doctor
@lucidillusions.in
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DEVIL: And this is the lake of lava that you'll be spending eternity in. ME: Actually we're underground so it would be magma. DEVIL: This is why you're here, you realise.
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cait
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happy flat fuck friday
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And He Joked Again
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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I got my Escape Room and my Panic Room mixed up and now my murderer and I are trying to find a hidden potato.
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Matt Perkins
@mrperki.bsky.social
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Did you know: over 8 billion great apes live outside of zoos!
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Matt Perkins
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Mr and Mrs Undecided Voter, date unknown but it doesn’t matter because this is what they always look like
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Randall Munroe
@xkcd.com
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This upside-down map will really change your perspective on the world xkcd.com/1500
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Matt Perkins
@mrperki.bsky.social
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My life got a lot better the moment I realized I didn’t have to inflict psychic damage on myself if I didn’t want to. Debates, sports, celebrity gossip, sad news - if I can’t learn from it or enjoy it, it’s outta here baby
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Matt Perkins
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I used to call that the 2000’s rap video tunnel, but I haven’t been there in a while.
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Matt Perkins
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Happy pride!
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Unimatrix Zero Dreams
@earlgreymemes.club
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Jess Fink🍉🌈
@jessfink.bsky.social
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Whenever I see someone quoting Freud I think this anyway so they might as well make it official
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Matt Perkins
@mrperki.bsky.social
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I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there’d be signs
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lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
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Sexiest Man Alive implies there’s an even sexier corpse that needs to be excluded from consideration
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Matt Perkins
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Shout out to Hyundai for making a sunroof strong enough to withstand a crow smashing a scallop open on it. Truly a car brand that understands weird coastal corvid behaviour.
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Matt Perkins
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Spoilers for the finale of Dark Matter:
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bird/h
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#birdbot
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Matt Perkins
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Cargo Ship Grounded in Local Drainage Ditch - “we have no idea why we thought this would work” says Captain
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Matt Perkins
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Every time I meet a French dude I just assume he’s in Daft Punk
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