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e.w. niedermeyer

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this would absolutely work on Teslas, because they don't have radar or lidar to bounce off the picture of the tunnel in order to confirm that it is in fact extremely solid

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Jeff Baker's avatar Jeff Baker @jwbee.bsky.social
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Yep. www.nassiben.com/phantoms

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braak's avatar braak @braak.bsky.social
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Teslas driving over those ultra forced perspective chalk drawings and losing their robot minds

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R.Stiffler's avatar R.Stiffler @jitteryraptor33.bsky.social
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There's an article today about Tesla cars driving onto rail road tracks thinking its a road.

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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Wile E Coyote being smarter than anyone working at Tesla is a little too on-the-nose

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Mary Branscombe 's avatar Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social
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do you remember the Tesla that kept stopping because it was following a truck transporting portable traffic lights?

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Becca's Mullet's avatar Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social
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I swear I saw a picture from France of somebody driving into one of these!

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Jack of The Shadows's avatar Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social
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Just saw an article about how a Tesla confused train tracks with the road, so there’s no doubt in my mind that this would work lmao.

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For the record, prejudices can kill's avatar For the record, prejudices can kill @dnonast.bsky.social
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Wait really? Apologies for my ignorance, but how do they determine distance from any objects without those? Teslas genuinely can’t tell if a mural is fake if the art is good enough?

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ExecutiveOtaku's avatar ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social
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All this time I assumed they'd have radar/lidar because that's the reasonable, obvious thing. I'm a Tesla hater and even I didn't think it was that bad.

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A Whole Skeptic's avatar A Whole Skeptic @awholeskeptic.bsky.social
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This just in; Elon Musk demands that his engineers incorporate "roadrunner technology" in Tesla "self-driving" software. Musk: "If a roadrunner can go through a solid tunnel, so can a car!"

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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 's avatar FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social
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I'm putting a STOP sign on the back of my bicycle. I will rule these losers!

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IzanamiC⛩️'s avatar IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social
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So cybertrucks finally get their "come upends"?! ?

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