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John Rogers
@johnrogers.bsky.social
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"You can't grind your way to a just society" goes on the t-shirt.
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lil orphan goshzilla@realgoshzilla.bsky.social |
224 followers 608 following 896 posts
Blessed be the 1337, for they shall discombobulate the earth
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John Rogers
@johnrogers.bsky.social
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"You can't grind your way to a just society" goes on the t-shirt.
4 replies 71 reposts 194 likes
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Some of my best work is when I’m bursting into your replies like the Kool Aid man. I’m sorry/you’re welcome.
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Angie Wang
@okchickadee.bsky.social
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OMG.
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Saucy Rick Havoc
@rickhavoc.bsky.social
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Time for an economics lesson.
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Paperback Paradise
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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Book
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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She’ll always be my fantasy character
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The Intercept
@theintercept.com
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This story is tailored to Bluesky's interests:
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Climate must be pretty hot down there in Republican heaven
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Climate must be pretty hot down there in Republican heaven
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tim coe
@shakespeherian.bsky.social
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The greatest tragedy of the modern age is that the popular image of Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock saying "how do you do fellow kids" is cropped so that you can't see he's carrying *two skateboards*
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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These all look like Quake 1 skins
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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I just repotted a FGOTUS and the new leaves and blossoms are really thriving
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Paperback Paradise
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Aqueduct chinchillas
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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If your script is coming up a little short, just start have your characters respond to obvious questions with “I don’t want to talk about it” or “I’m fine, don’t worry about me”. Boom, like 20min more unnecessary conflict!
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Thanks to 3d printers you can now drink mead out of your own skull
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Just have em serve every day of their sentence on Boeing flights, the problem will fix itself eventually
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Pricing out a cheap AC unit for my tent, doctor salary doesn’t go that far these days
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MrNelson007, Legendary Bracer
@mrnelson007.bsky.social
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Miles Grant
@milesgrant.bsky.social
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Artificial scarcity is an existential part of the Republican Party. Convince the working classes they must fight each other for pieces of the needlessly-small pie, while the GOP gets busy cutting taxes & creating new subsidies for billionaires.
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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putting Mio in my pee jugs so people think I’m just throwing away a stinky sports drink
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Hannah is resting 🟡
@hannah.the-void.social
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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦
@tomscud.bsky.social
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oh they cropped the image.
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Nothing says USA FREEDOM FOREVER like happy bombs
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Lich-core vibes are strong
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Suck Simper Tyrannis
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🔻Alexis ☭🔻
@gothgf.bsky.social
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Kent Monkman - "The Scream"
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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I’ve been wiping with conservative party mailers. Almost as numerous as they are deserving of their fate.
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Mary Gillis
@marygillis.bsky.social
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The "delete it, who cares?" mindset of a lot of studios now reminds me of how the BBC didn't think it was important to save their history either and mindlessly destroyed millions of pounds worth of their own IP.
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e.w. niedermeyer
@niedermeyer.io
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oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now
sciencetimes.com/articles/509...
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Gump 2099
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Good advice, my DMs describing my dick just aren’t landing
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Fury is the energy to swing the sword in battle with the demons and ghouls that would grind us into dust. Hope is the energy to get out of bed and pick up the sword.
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Fury is the energy to swing the sword in battle with the demons and ghouls that would grind us into dust. Hope is the energy to get out of bed and pick up the sword.
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6’3” pool boy bitch
@milesklee.bsky.social
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that one's going in the folder
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Don’t blame me, *I* voted for Waldorf
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Apoorva Mandavilli
@apoorvanyt.bsky.social
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Breaking: All Americans ages 6 months and older should receive one of the new Covid-19 vaccines when they become available this fall, scientific advisers to the CDC said on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Sorry I called your mother a coke whore, that’s a double Freudian slip
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Shouldn’t the OK govt consider both sides?
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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I think we all finished this sentence better than the original headline
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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I’d teabag her
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Perfect dismount
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Folks, we’re all just one MDMA bender away from true happiness
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Folks, we’re all just one MDMA bender away from true happiness
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Bryan Edward
@bryanedward.bsky.social
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Not just a place but a state of mind. Not just somewhere to be but a way of being
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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“I battle wit’ Natskis And punchk papparatskis I’m Sean Penn the Actor Man🎶”
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Will Burrows 🖖🍞🥀
@dwighttokem.bsky.social
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Just learned the Spanish version of "righty tighty, lefty loosey" translates as "the right oppresses, the left liberates" and holy shit that goes hard.
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Scott
@5boyzdad.bsky.social
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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Wait til you have to stand in line to get into the Limewire listening party at burning man
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lil orphan goshzilla
@realgoshzilla.bsky.social
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I like when you grab a handful and it’s got at least one of everything
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