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sam // probably not online

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Technical content at Epic games. On break, ask me about Unreal stuff in August. Goth, old games, ninjas and robots. Left wing. Pro union. Anti fascist. He / Him / HEAVY METAL IS THE LAW AND ONLY DEATH IS REAL


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United Farm Workers's avatar United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social
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Rubén labors in Salinas CA. "I connect the pipes to irrigate the different vegetables. Currently we're cleaning the fields with a shovel before we lay down the pipes to get ready to plant." #WeFeedYou

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6th Gen Bliss's avatar 6th Gen Bliss @6thgenbliss.bsky.social
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Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec, PlayStation 2 Polyphony Digital, 2001

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Don Henley, Dirty Laundry

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Turns out I have stuff to write. It’s starting to cook. Who knows what I’ll do with it but it’s dark, weird shit and it’s starting to take on a life of its own.

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It’s been years since I wrote for myself and today I wrote six pages of something. Felt good.

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Manchester and WuTang night at chez moi. Sorry neighbors, see you at the HOA confab.

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Erin Biba's avatar Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
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Y'all need to buy @swordsjew.bsky.social new book, which I am referencing here cause I don't think you fully understand the depth and breadth of the evangelical right's depraved, evil agenda and stranglehold on the country. Talia lays it all out. It is *essential* reading for all Americans.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Bro if France resists the tide of fascism and we don’t it will be so fucking embarrassing

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Taniel 's avatar Taniel @taniel.bsky.social
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JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:

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Also, expansion content, ugh. I kind of want to go back to calling them mission packs.

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Colin Williamson - 奈良番外地's avatar Colin Williamson - 奈良番外地 @colinwilliamson.bsky.social
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I tracked down both volumes of GAME CREATOR RETSUDEN, which have, umm, slightly dramatized versions of the creation of Virtua Fighter 1-3, Derby Stallion, and Biohazard, among others. If you dig deep into the old Japanese game industry rumor mill...(Continued)

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Breaking my social media hiatus while my wife gets ready to go out (cue: Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton, but performed by someone I actually like, Godspeed or Full of Hell or, I dunno, Ride).

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Shadow of the Erdtree is my favorite bit of expansion content since Blood & Wine. Like that, it condenses and refines the base game into its purest form, just banger after banger after banger of an experience.

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My favorite quest has been “how far down can I go?” Far. What’s down there? Scary.

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That’s about half of Erdtree’s major stuff done by my estimation. This expansion is an absolute joy to just explore, even more than the original. It has something of the verticality, intricacy and spatial logic of an Arcane game, but at an immense scale.

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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If they’re comfortable killing other people, they will eventually be comfortable killing you. You can learn that lesson the easy way or the hard way.

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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BREAKING NEWS: Washington Post runs 34585 story about Biden's mental fitness. I bet you didn't see this coming. And you'll be surprised when they run another one in 25 minutes. Also on page 45 of the Style Section: Heritage Foundation announces plan to take America by force

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Ana Marie Cox's avatar Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social
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I don’t want to generalize too much but the place I see the most hope right now is from those that have been fighting the hardest for the longest time. Extended doomerism can be a luxury not afforded to those who have the most to lose.

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Enjoying being mostly offline. Getting the most sleep I’ve had in years, going for walks, playing Elden Ring. Hope you all are well!

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Returning to Elden Ring after so long has been really satisfying, the expansion is exactly what I wanted. Just put the Dancing Lion to bed, great boss and an excellent fight.

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This thought brought to you by “I’ve lived in LA a long time”

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I feel like you could have a really dull, vaguely unpleasant evening while coked to the eyeballs here. Someone would put on their Maroon 5 live bootlegs. There would be overpriced vodka. People would keep talking about calling a car but none would ever arrive.

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We should make them afraid.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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The are entirely too many churches in this country. Not even on some hater shit. There’s just an obnoxiously unnecessary amount of them.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉's avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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We know everyone responsible for this and we know where they live.

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My hottest take is that transphobia has taken such a hold of the English because we’re small minded bullying assholes at heart and we love when media makes a target for us. It’s one of the reasons I left.

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Made it past 9pm and all took was tequila and I’m awake. Praise be.

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It’s one of my favorite games. So good.

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Five out of six, yes.

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At a pre-Fourth of July block party with infinite margaritas, new wave and punk on the stereo and all kinds of cool people of all sexual preferences and backgrounds. This is America, get over it.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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fascist reactionaries on the rise worldwide and somehow only in the UK are they trending back towards centrist dipshittery instead such is the power of the incredible, world-historic fuckup that is brexit

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It’s odd, he’s so beautiful and so sexually hard to place but just not fuckable.

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Anyone who listens to Pod Save… at this point is the saddest limpdick simp.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Of course to be fair I guess he’s listening to his good friend of the pod on this matter

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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starmer needs to be bold. this isn’t a time for incrementalism. within the first year there needs to be a program to deliver hot and cold water from the same faucet at minimum

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That is the Tom Cruise conundrum. So straight, but so gay.

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C.A. Pinkham's avatar C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social
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I hate Biden but the idea he will or even should step aside after a shitty debate performance nobody will remember a month from now is a desperate, flaccid attempt to manufacture consent from the most navel-gazing pundits on the face of the planet

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Cruise was too straight for me in retrospect, but he has such intense charisma that it in the moment I totally got it. It’s that Tom Cruise thing where I find him kind of repellant and then watch a Cruise film on a plane or wherever and suddenly I am on the Tom train.

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He’s reasonably charismatic and extremely handsome, but I see your post, he doesn’t have that white hot thing that Lestat had. On the other hand, I cannot be mad at a hot guy named Sam.

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Being irrationally mad about the season of Ray Donovan where Hank Azaria and his wife here swingers and characters were horrified that they had to sleep with his partner… played by Sherilynn Fenn, one of the most attractive people ever to act in anything. What a waste of talent that show was.

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It’s the round sunglasses that scream goth (or early 90s cool guy) to me.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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The thing that's telling and exasperating about the centrist "Biden must drop out" calls is that... this was their guy! They act like the left insisted on him! But Biden was the guy they were saying Democrats should instead rally around when it looked like we might pick Bernie!

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My main takeaway before I bailed around Tale of the Body Thief was that Lestat was Anne Rice’s perfect boy and absolutely the protagonist of her reality. Teen goth me loved those books so much.

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So Sigma males are goth? Cool, I guess I have a type. Dude needs a leather cowboy hat tho.

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My vet estimated that Calvin was 5 and fully grown when we rescued him. Turns out he was 10 months and totally a baby, he just had dental issues. He’s gone from 8lb to an impressive 10.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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