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Steve Buzzard
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U car Uy i
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Software (rust, scala), writing, humor (the darker the better), movies, pop culture, music (all kinds, the stranger the better). Astronomy & medical arcana interests. He/him. BLM. Antifa VP of Deep State Relations. Anti-social Social Anarchist.
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Steve Buzzard
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U car Uy i
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Steve Buzzard
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The three-headed monster Oprah unleashed on the world in retrospect is kind of staggering.
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Steve Buzzard
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I'm a Rube Goldberg Male. Put together haphazardly in the most absurd manner, functioning only through a complex series of bugs in my programming which for some unknown reason often cancel one another other out except when they don't and Clouseauesque comedy ensues.
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Steve Buzzard
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
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my favorite thing about arizona is the way you start dying when you go outside for 30 seconds
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Steve Buzzard
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At least it’s a dry death!
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KAFUI. 🇬🇭
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You arrive in heaven. Before you stands The Lord, filthy and sweat soaked, wearing dingy tattered overalls. He gives you a once over while chewing contemplatively on a piece of straw. He drawls in an accent dripping with Savannah, “Does a boy get to whitewash a fence everyday, my child?”
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Steve Buzzard
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I found github.com/rust-lang/ru... to be helpful when I was learning rust.
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hammancheez
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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody
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Steve Buzzard
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They still maim, though.
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seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
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OK, but...what exactly?
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Steve Buzzard
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A warning for all occasions. No matter what happens, your predicament for not heeding the sign is sure to be represented somewhere in there.
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Haus of Decline
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Steve Buzzard
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I loved it - one of my favs. And unlike far too many streaming series these days, it wasn't bloated. Most every scene was essential to the story. They didn't feel the need to pad out every episode to an hour, as most drama series are. But, yeah, definitely not for everyone.
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MU-Peter Shimon 🀄
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International Museum Day 🏺🧪 The First Museum...
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Philip Michaels
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Roger Corman’s funeral should come in on time, under budget and with enough footage to use in three additional funerals.
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regular steve albini
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From the beginning, the danger hasn't been Trump. He is constitutionally lazy, ignorant, unambitious and just generally not good at things. The danger is from people supposedly in opposition doing fuck all to stop the rest of his coterie, categorically more evil, ambitious and skilled than him.
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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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I honestly don't know how Bluesky will ever survive without Jack, a man who everyone thought either ran the whole site or died three years ago of mercury poisoning on a private sex island.
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srrrse
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Anyone want to go in with me on an amazing investment opportunity where we buy a ruined villa in Italy, lose all our money, and learn a lot of invaluable life lessons along the way?
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil
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*takes down Christmas lights *puts up Shark Week lights
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Steve Buzzard
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Steve Buzzard
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Fred Haley with another winner. The Stephen King of the Satanic Sexual Orientation genre. Beelzebub was Bi is a page turner as is Hellfire Hetero.
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Steve Buzzard
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I think that’s fine. But I come from a functional programming background where this is idiomatic.
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Steve Buzzard
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Enabling genocide really overshadowed his one positive accomplishment. Of course I speak of his work as the first honorary Harlem Globetrotter. A bazaar factoid I wish weren’t true, like virtually every other aspect of his life except him getting ripped off by Elizabeth Holmes.
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Crockett Houghton
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They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
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Spencer Ackerman
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
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Steve Buzzard
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And Tricky Dick, make it a foursome
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Steve Buzzard
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Love that movie. Classic line.
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Steve Buzzard
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It certainly feels like a metaphor.
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Steve Buzzard
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haha - totally forgot about this one.
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Steve Buzzard
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He was voted Most Likely to Have His Head Smashed in prep school.
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Steve Buzzard
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The Dwayne Schneider Cut
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blaine capatch
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here's the story / of a man named Blainey / who tried to sneak around the side of the Brady Bunch house to see what the back looked like and was immediately swarmed by security guards
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Steve Buzzard
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That's where their Pet Semetery is located. Where Tiger, Kitty Karry-All, and Sam the Butcher (Alice's pet) are buried and will one day rise again.
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kim
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i’m sorry what does your husband need?
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Steve Buzzard
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route camels don't come cheap. People used to walk a mile for a single camel.
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Steve Buzzard
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It’s US Fiscal New Year on Sunday. Which means Fiscal New Year’s Rockin’ Eve is on C-SPAN tomorrow night. Can’t wait to watch host Cocaine Mitch lead us in a count down as the red tape drops from the Washington Monument and we all sing The Clash’s I’m So Bored with the USA
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Steve Buzzard
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But they have End Racism on the back of their helmets, Marisa! They had that written on end zone goal posts a couple of years ago next to R*kins before they *finally* changed their name, which was about perfect.
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Steve Buzzard
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youtu.be/-lDb0Dn8OXE?... - Pence has learned from the best. As Archie says, “I could end skyjacking tomorrow: you just arm all the passengers”
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Theodore C. Van Alst, Jr. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶
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Lakota artist Dana Claxton, whose work subverts assumptions about Indigenous identity, wins one of Canada’s top art prizes The Audain Prize, given annually to an artist based in British Columbia, comes with a C$100,000 cash prize
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Steve Buzzard
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The goon market has kind of dried up since the pandemic. The bosses frown on continuing to shake folks down via zoom.
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Steve Buzzard
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breathingoblivion.blogspot.com/2012/08/toil.... It's 11 years old but someone posted a joke about drowning in their toilet on bluesky today and it reminded me of my ode to my father. It's a bit dark. #writing, #poetry, #poem
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Steve Buzzard
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Isn't that a Bond Girl? Country cousin to Pussy Galore?
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Normal Pru
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A time capsule but it's just the back of the fridge
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Steve Buzzard
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If I could hold time in a bottle - it would be in this fridge.
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Gian D’Oh
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The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.
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Steve Buzzard
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yep, that was a good one.
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