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Gian D’Oh
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Mötley Crüe 1989: Smokin In The Boys Room Mötley Crüe, 2024: Zynnin In The Gender-Neutral Washroom
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Gian D’Oh@giandoh.bsky.social |
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Chronic masticator. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaae4jf3gqzpw
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Mötley Crüe 1989: Smokin In The Boys Room Mötley Crüe, 2024: Zynnin In The Gender-Neutral Washroom
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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This Biden presidency is getting old.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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The plural of booth is beeth. And when restaurants are young, they go through the painful process of beething.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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Katie Didn’t
@porkchophair.bsky.social
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If I arrive at your party and you ask me to help cut up the pineapple, I’m mad at you.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Put me in couch I’m ready to lay Today
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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House guests are like fish. They both have scales and gills and shit weird little strings that follow them around until a shark eats them.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Sure, sex is good, but have you ever had houseguests leave?
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Is there such a thing as physician-assisted seppuku?
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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I guess the performance-enhancing drugs haven’t kicked in yet.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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😂
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Where is Chuck Barris and his gong when we need them?
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Dude. We’re fucked. And not in the good way.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Anyhooooooo…how bout those Red Sox
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Biden’s voice is so thin, Paris Hilton wants to know who its personal trainer is.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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I for one do not welcome our eventual MAGA overlords. But rest assured, if Biden’s the nominee, that’s what we’ll get.
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Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
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This place is no fun I'm never leaving
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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I regret that I have but one life to give to my eating of seafood.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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We’re all gradually turning into that guy carrying a bundle of sticks on his back from that Led Zeppelin album cover
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Salty MacTavish
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Heads up – there’s a lone hubcap on the shoulder of the last curve at the bottom of Pine Hills if you’re missing one or looking for an objet d’art
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Visited “The Exorcist” steps today in Washington. Skipped down them like a man possessed!
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Boebert won? Well isn’t that…. handy.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Popsicle Reggaethresher Countrymachete Hiphophoe
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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You don’t intimidate me, you’re not a push/pull door.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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People who say “I hate to break it to you” actually can’t wait to break it to you.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Açaí is just açaí. -Sam from Casablanca, ordering a smoothie
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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You call this room temperature water? It’s tepid! -eskimos
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Metallica: Enter Sandman Sandman: Not so fast!
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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My autobiography, “Death By A Capella,” foretells my untimely demise at the hands of a ruthless cabal of insufferable collegiate chanteuses wearing white cable-knit sweaters loosely tied around their shoulders, their perfectly aligned, pearly teeth glinting in the murderous moonlight.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Olivia Newton John’s middle name is derived from the fact that her center is entirely made up of ground figs.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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The only thing I remember about the 90’s was stepping outside, taking a deep breath, getting real high and screaming WHAT’S GOING ON
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Do flat earthers also doubt the existence of mountains? Hills? Mounds? Buttes? Kuppes? Escarpments? Mesas? Knolls? I mean, come on, all the conspiracy theories about JFK‘s assassination took place on a grassy knoll. Conspiracy theorist love a good knoll, right?!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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If you’re wondering how punctuation can be used to create suspense,
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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the corn dog in me recognizes the corn dog in you
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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On casual Fridays I wear a hammock.
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Is it “Captain Crunch” or “Cap’n Crunch”? I want this sext to be perfect
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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I bet the people in the Bible got free copies
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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People should come with a "skip intro" button
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Whoever invented the envelope was cooking. Need more office supplies I can lick.
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Little Greenis
@durtmchurtt.bsky.social
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Blue balls in French should be called sac le blue.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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If we ever find a way to monetize bad decisions I’m gonna be so fuckin rich.
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Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
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Are you sure about that apostrophe?
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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So, God cast out Satan to hell, and he’s still such a good dude that he manages all the worst souls that Heaven won’t take in? For free? I’d sit that shit out but the devil is totally cool with pro bono management of the accumulation of assholedom?!
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
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Toilet paper so coarse it hosts an AM radio sports talk show.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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-hey dad wanna play catch? -you betcha son! *son immediately throws ball into an endless patch of tick-infested poison ivy
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Baby wood ducks hurl themselves 60’ from nests high up in tree cavities a day after they hatch but sure son, I can bring your laundry downstairs
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dave k
@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
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Why "wet dreams" and not "Nutmares"?
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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Things costing more than $1 at the dollar store is why I have trust issues.
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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The new "walk of shame" is walking back to a Cybertruck in a crowded parking lot.
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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teacher: what does “agnostic” mean? me: I don’t know teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”? me: *shrug* teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”? me: what difference does any of this make? teacher: amazing
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