John Scalzi

@scalzi.com

Do NOT test the mushroom cop. He is not a fun guy.

Jun 24, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

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Cool Hand Vuk @coolhandvuk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Kerning is killing me

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twenty - she/her @twenty20sight.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

John.

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Irritating Oysters @irritatingoysters.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Well, that's demorelizing news.

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collin grasley @mode23.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

apparently, mushroom hunting without a permit is a crimini offence.

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Jeff Lanam @jefflanam.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

But if you're not a Miami County resident, is it ok?

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Jonathan Bohan @jonathanbohan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

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Hennie van Niekerk @hennie.chalklands.org
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

What? Only residents can get high on the local fun mushrooms? Does not seem fair to me.

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Pete Ellsworth @bikercrank.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

Officer Silly Simon says…

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Zᴀᴄ ʙᴇɴᴛZ @zacbentz.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

On brand.

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Tassja @tassja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Captain Toad with a gun

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TomPaleo @tompaleo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 10:20 UTC

Best to tip your cap to him if you are about to stalk.

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Karl Henderson @karlsoap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

My sister told Dad that he was a fun guy. He said she was made from the same mold.

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George Mayhew @scubaninja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

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Nicholas Weaver @ncweaver.skerry-tech.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

Ehh, mushroom foraging without knowing what you are doing has a self-enforcement mechanism as the foragers self-darwinate

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James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

He was moulded by trauma.

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12MileGeo @12milegeo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

In our forest, a commercial permit is $100 and you can gather 5 gallons per permit. Personal use is free but does require a permit and can gather one gallon or less of mushrooms or one quart or less of truffles.

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Dexter Remmick @ltremmick.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

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Plague Cthulhu @lostshadows.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

I hope getting the permit involves determining that you have enough sense not to eat a deathcap, but Florida.

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Mark Major @shmitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

Cue the Mushroom Hunting song from Cowboy Bebop

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Uwe @axbm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

So People who DON'T reside in Miami County don't need a permit to hunt mushrooms?! Perfect!

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fatsteverogers (do whatever nothing matters anymore) @fatsteverogers.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Sir.

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Mandolin Cider @vreejack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Actually, this is bothering me. Has there been a problem with people from other counties trying to bogart Miami's mushrooms?

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Mandolin Cider @vreejack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

Do I need a permit to hunt a fun guy?

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Bob Grove @bgrove777.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

Sig n R enquires Kerni ng

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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

All Cops Are Fungus

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Friendly Gamer @friendlygamer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

"I took this job back in '71. That was a bad year for mushrooms, bad year for America. Hippies sneakin' onto the property lookin' to get high on their funghi. I don't judge a man by the music he listens to or the length of his hair, but you stick to the clearly marked trails in the park, fella."

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