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Daniel M. Ford

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Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Educator. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. NECROBANE: Book 2 of THE WARDEN, 4.23.24 from Tor!


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salem ⚧️'s avatar salem ⚧️ @awildsalem.com
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It can mean cloaks and giant feathered hats and multicolored hose if we want it to badly enough

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En Buen Ora's avatar En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
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if there's one thing we know about American business in the late 1800s & early 1900s, before the terrible modern era of regulation beginning around 1910, was how great and safe consumer products made by industrial combines were and how positively workers and suppliers were treated, I am not a kook

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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Catching up on several months worth of comics from my box and Scarlett #1, part of the new Skybound Joe series, is _really_ good

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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But R bats on the bench? Yeah, we don’t have those

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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Jorge Mateo cannot be taking crucial AB against good pitchers. He was completely overmatched. Might as well have been up there with a wiffle bat.

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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I did not think I’d be interested in Gladiator II but then Denzel was hamming it up in the trailer. What’s not to love?

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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What the FUCK is wrong with the Orioles infield defense lately

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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There’s even a big NO SOLICITING sign at the entrance to the neighborhood. He even pulled the “I’m just trying to do my job.” My feelings on that are best summed up thusly.

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Had to chase one away with a stick in hand b/c he decided he A: was going to talk shit B: not get off my porch

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Chris Schweizer's avatar Chris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social
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We half-joked that McKay's probably had Mad Max trucks on the last leg of the trip to keep anyone who'd made it that far from getting the big prize

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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Yes we look at our cat and say “legge,” two syllables, or “longue” two syllables, because look at her. She’s ridiculous.

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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The fact that qualified, capable candidates with normal flaws are having trouble with a gold-plated tin pot dictator and convicted felon is not a reflection on the candidates; it is a reflection on the electorate. White people are outrageously racist. That’s it. A smidge less racism and we’d win.

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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸's avatar D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social
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Flight attendant: Would you like some fresh ground coffee? Me: Don’t you mean sky coffee? Eh? Eh? Flight attendant: Hold on, I’m just going to add you to the No Fly List real quick…

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced impeachment articles against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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2nd night in 3 of bad sleep and I'm so tired I can't decide if I can make myself go to the gym or work on revisions or not. i hate naps, I despise napping, my entire persona is "fuck naps" but i feel like i'm gonna wind up taking one today whether i want to or not

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Kyle Marquis's avatar Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social
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My favorite defense of bad Star Wars is "Star Wars has always been shit! Everything has always been shit! I have never watched anything good in my LIFE"

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

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Jenn Jordan (she/her)'s avatar Jenn Jordan (she/her) @jennlynnjordan.bsky.social
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You probably knew that the most beautiful phrase in the English language is “cellar door” but did you know the most hideous phrase was

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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Who else is up pondering their myriad failures and frailties

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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I was pretty down with The Acolyte so far, and no spoilers here, but HOO BOY did I not like tonight’s episode.

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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If you can get an arm for some of the 2nd tier prospects (Fabian, Beavers, Cook, whoever) fine. But…

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Norby? Trade him. Basallo? Trade him for Crochet if you have to. I don’t care about a 19 year old in AA when, again, this team is this team. Go get help.

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I wouldn’t trade Holliday and I’d hate to see Mayo go but FLAGS FLY FOREVER

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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I am convinced by Meoli that the Os are not gonna make a major move this deadline but I say I don’t care what a prospect might do in 2028 compared to winning a pennant now

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Jeff Billington's avatar Jeff Billington @facesofjeff.bsky.social
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It’s funny how American screenwriting courses seem to be full of edicts to elide any scene that doesn’t ‘move the story forwards’, yet every other episode of ‘prestige TV’ is an hour-long flashback focussing on the backstory of why a minor character wears a particular hat.

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Matthew Dessem's avatar Matthew Dessem @matthewdessem.bsky.social
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EVs will soon become so much cheaper than ICEs that everyone will ditch their gas cars all at once, sending the used car market into a death spiral. The last time this happened, Hollywood spent about a decade demolishing the excess stock via cheap TV car chases—a paradise we could regain!

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Discontinued Foods!'s avatar Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
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Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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Good luck! Was just at the Knoxville store last week. Love McKay’s

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L.G.'s avatar L.G. @loafergazer.bsky.social
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I’m sorry I replied “[Smokey Robinson voice] Oh yeah, baby” to your selfie. Inappropriate and overly familiar.

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Doug Gordon's avatar Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social
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New York has a long history of refusing to borrow ideas about how cities work from other places and then acting like it invented an idea when it finally does, but “put trash in bins instead of piling bags on sidewalks” takes the cake.

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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twitter was an experiment that sought to find out what happens when you put all the posts on one website. the result: putting all the posts on one website is a really bad idea.

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Andrew D Thaler's avatar Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social
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I see we've reached the "famous artist credibly accused of sexual assault wasn't actually a great artist and you're a chump for liking him" phase. Consider that pretending terrible people can't make great art helps terrible people who make great art whedon their way into vulnerable communities.

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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Not to mention firing off his breath weapon which I assume spreads a lot of radiation around

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There is just zero chance I’m ever going back to school…I just couldn’t handle it at this point

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the king of haterade's avatar the king of haterade @leask.bsky.social
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there's something to be said about it not just being a play on abraham and isaac, but also being tolkien's thoughts about his own approach to a creation story and to what degree he is abraham. so beautiful. dudes absolutely rock.

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God that scene with that psychiatrist. Just absolutely laid it on the line for Carm, and she decided she just liked having nice things too much.

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Per a discussion being had on a discord, looking back I wish I'd read a lot more Medieval literature in college and pursued Tolkien studies as a graduate student, but I'm mid 40s and have a mortgage and two jobs now, there's no more time for school

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the king of haterade's avatar the king of haterade @leask.bsky.social
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fellas, you ever think about how after aulë created the dwarves, he loved them much and so purely that it moved the heart of god to embrace them as part of his eternal song

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And how Aulë only wanted to emulate God by subcreation and not supplant him by domination? And how he realized his creations had been given life when they cowered from the hammer he raised to destroy them? I mean occasionally yeah I guess. sometimes.

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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folks I don't think I'm finishing this one not sure I'm finishing the Monarch series despite it having actors I really enjoy. Stop telling your stories out of order, nerds.

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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Plagiarism Engine is just a literal description of how they operate! They just steal stuff and regurgitate it!

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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Somebody apparently took umbrage with me calling LLMs a grift and/or calling them Plagiarism Engines, then blocked me, because I can see replies to them in my mentions They are both a Grift and Plagiarism Engines

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CJ Ciaramella's avatar CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social
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Everyone give New York City a big round of applause for discovering trash cans. Manhattan scientists say they are now only three to five years away from developing a working prototype of a urinal.

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