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Elissa

@tomorrowx3.bsky.social

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I don’t want to write a description ❤️

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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A children’s book about a task rabbit. Beatrix Potter-style soft illustrations depicting a 20-something guy coming to my apartment to build a bathroom cabinet and vaping in his car afterwards.

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Assembling an entourage (downloading Taskrabbit and DoorDash)

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2013 Twitter me was like: I'm obsessed with hive mind right now, probably because of the hive mind

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If my hair isn't getting caught in my glasses' hinges all day, you're dealing with an imposter me.

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❤️

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hot dog doctor's avatar hot dog doctor @yoloswaglord420.com
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they should make a large Italian sandwich that is here and in front of me

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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Electronic Dunce Music

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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companies be like hey to celebrate our birthday we’re having a contest to see who can buy our product the most, the winner will receive a sample of our product and the opportunity to do marketing for our product

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Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library: The Pixies Pandora station is my favorite song. It has a beat, and you can meticulously alphabetize hundreds of books to it.

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Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library: “This place is cool for reading, right?" -patron who is just coming to terms with the library concept.

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has science tried to make the Five Loko yet

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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Sometimes the ball isn’t in anyone’s court. Sometimes there is no ball, and no court, and it’s just two people’s souls going like 🤷‍♀️ to each other.

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George 's avatar George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social
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If you’re that bothered by my nudity, perhaps your garage sale should have a fitting room.

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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Wintergreen rubbing alcohol 😂 why and what

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Heckling the flight attendant during the oxygen mask demo

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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imagine being so excited to see a unicorn in the wild and then it just impales you with its horn

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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is this country a tesla because it feels like it’s driving itself and we all might die

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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A blog that’s just hundreds and hundreds of unused photos of yearly staff events.

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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i'll stir my coffee with a fork, i don't give a fuck

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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It’s going to be cool when I write my biography, and the first line is about how my mom named me after a male janitor named Eli who worked at our building, because no offense to men or janitors but wtffff mom??

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Be careful out there, I hear a lot of people have been languishing unfulfilled lately

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻's avatar SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social
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Get in loser we're going insane

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macnult's avatar macnult @macnult.com
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bobbeh

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Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library: We now have Battlefield Earth on DVD in case you want to check that out and then take a cold, hard look at your life.

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Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library: Thank you whoever put a Nicholas Sparks book on our Jack the Ripper display and made me :) it's the little things. The weird little things.

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The corner of the chocolate chip bag says "Tear Here to Make Sweet Memories"? Well, that's sappy. Obvious marketing ploy. *heart warmed*

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lilith kills u's avatar lilith kills u @deathcarpets.bsky.social
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no, that’s not what i’m saying at all. a chef fried this rice with shrimp in it. you watched him do it. its delicious. eat it and stop making meme jokes while we are at this nice hibachi restaurant, its expensive and your stepmom only has one birthday a year.

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A very strong mint will fix me. So refreshing.

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Kip Conlon's avatar Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social
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Today is the fourth day of the rest of your life. You need to get moving.

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An honest list of my attributes would have to include "frequent misser of points.”

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The way this option never once occurred to me lol

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Astr0z0mbreez's avatar Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
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I’m not like the other girls. I only woulda been into Fonzi had he looked like this:

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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Trying to remember the Three's Company theme song but "What would we do baby, without us?" won't shut up long enough to get anywhere.

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Jamestopher's avatar Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
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Cool thing about socials is you can present yourself any way you want and for some reason a lot of us have chosen absolute lunatic

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