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genderqueer (they/them) polyam disney adult chicken dad spider fan birder
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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My husband just explained to me that he served the cats their dinner this evening explaining it to them as if he were a waiter in a fancy restaurant. Good husband.
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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hey google: how many cigarettes can i smoke in a row before i die
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Nichepost: Maangchi replied to my comment on her most recent recipe video and <3'd it and pinned it 🥹
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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deadly serious, if you can convince small business owners that the republicans intend to pass a law that tells them they *cannot* operate on sunday, the party implodes *overfuckingnight*
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Patrick Nielsen Hayden
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“Fascism sucks up power left unattended” deserves to be carved over the entrances to grand public buildings
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Rachel Lapidow
@editrix-rachel.bsky.social
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Lately, when he's feeling energetic, my husband will say he is "full of bees." I told him that the saying is "full of beans," but according to him, that doesn't make sense. Just now he is attempting to do a task he's put off for a year because he "has the bees" to do it.
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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you know, that just might work
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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hello my name is val and i hate phone banking
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wahaha
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Jamison Foser
@jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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is Donald Trump still running for president
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Making my periodic (ha ha) offer, DOES ANYONE WANT A UTERUS BECAUSE YOU CAN HAVE MINE FOR FREE
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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I don't even LIKE JOE BIDEN but what the hell is the fucking plan here??? Undermine him and depress turnout when he inevitably DOESN'T drop out??? Can we live in reality for a fucking second?
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Like WHAT IS OUR FUCKING ALTERNATIVE IT'S FUCKING JULY
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Every fucking Democratic politician who is trying to push Biden out right now should be fucking primaried WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF THESE MEN
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Courtney Milan
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I don't love Biden. I really don't. But it is just fucking ridiculous to have weathered YEARS of people telling me to stop criticizing him because it will suppress the vote, only to have people with way more power than me do *this.*
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Ian Miles Schlong
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NYT: After a series of “meetings” with Transportation Secretary Buttigieg, rumors are swirling about President Biden’s sexuality
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Joshua Erlich
@joshuaerlich.bsky.social
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NYT now reporting that a veterinary expert went to the White House eight times and that Biden has Feline HIV
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flynne🧚🏼♀️🏳️⚧️
@0xafaebabe.gay
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same energy
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Not me finding out my old roommate is John O'Keefe's first cousin. I didn't realize, because he's not on socials, and plenty of folks have that last name. But his partner just told me, and confirmed how horrible the circus has been for his family.
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I had given up marvel but hmmmmmmmmm think i'm back
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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OH NO THE AGATHA SHOW
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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putting my money where my mouth is to the point that it might get me in trouble, but WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS NEW, BABES!!!
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Andrew D Thaler
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I see we've reached the "famous artist credibly accused of sexual assault wasn't actually a great artist and you're a chump for liking him" phase. Consider that pretending terrible people can't make great art helps terrible people who make great art whedon their way into vulnerable communities.
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Faine Greenwood
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Do not give money to the New York Times. Do not let people you know give them money.
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Space for Dogs
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Jesus, some of you people… The issue is not whether the French will have an easy time forming a govt (they were expecting hostile cohabitation as it was), they won’t! The issue is highlighting that over a successful effort to block what we were told was an inevitable fascist victory
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Space for Dogs
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Honestly, what kind of bananas frame this story like this? Is shit serious or not, fucken freaks?
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Awww
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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I feel like I just knew that the Heritage Foundation was the one setting policy, giving judicial picks, etc. It has been weird to realize that...is not common knowledge?
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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furiously wallowing in my own stink in protest of the last day of vacation and also the terrible lume lady
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HAD* gd it
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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I saw this on Monday and have the exact same thought. I was all ready for it to be some far right thing and was so pleasantly surprised.
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Kelly Barnhill
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Please note the wildly incorrect polling in France. No matter what the cacophony of pundits keep saying, polls are not predictive, and are never the end of the story. Organizing, volunteering, engaging in conversation, and direct action are effective tools. Let's use them here too.
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Wait wait wait wait wait. So I just looked it up and...the leftists won, the centrists would be in second place, and then the right is in third??? So this whole deal where they said it was going to go from center to right, it actually went left??? This fucking rules.
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Wait what the fuck happened in France I thought the whole thing was there was supposed to be some kind of huge far right wave and that's why they even called elections??? The hell did I miss
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Micah
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folks… we are juiceless we have lost the juice how could we lose out to Threads of all places on bullying the Times
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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I love Kenny Ortega but I want to give him a lil smack over letting that be how it's consistently said in the Descendants films lol
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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never letting go of my pettiest peeve, IT'S "BIBBIDI BOBBIDI" NOT "BIPPITY BOPPITY"
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thank you to lewis hamilton for such a great 2-day-late bday present for my husband <3
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This race is ridiculous lmao I love it
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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I mean, obviously not the entire internet, because I work on the internet. But socials and news sites and things. I am just tired of knowing things.
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I'm about a week out from my break from Facebook after the town election, and the way things are going nationally right now I'm thinking maybe I will just take a break from...the entire internet and also the news.
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IM SO TIRED OF RANDOM BOOMS
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Why am I watching the national news. What is fucking wrong with me.
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Doctor The Frog
@skipbidder.bsky.social
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Recognizing a verbal misstatement and immediately correcting it is not a sign of cognitive deficit. It's actually evidence against it.
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Erin Biba
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I've had enough of relentless neverending existential panic. Like, for real, it's enough already.
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Jake's technically and I hate that fucker too, so
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 2 YEARS I'M JUST STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVERRRRRR
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@trickycrayon.bsky.social
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Geographic tongue, which isn't usually painful but can be 🙄
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I love how I only noticed that my voice to text caught "the camp" from the news after someone liked it
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Dave Levitan
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Agree. There’s a sense of The Purge: Fireworks to this but everyone’s still fucken angry tomorrow.
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