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cait@cait.bsky.social |
hey everyone i invented a way to sous vide my baby
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cait@cait.bsky.social |
hey everyone i invented a way to sous vide my baby
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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad
@crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social
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Granted, I don't have kids, but I've lived in some moderately cold places and I've even lost heating in some really nasty weather. A little heat to get into bed is a nice convenience, but a 15 tog comforter and warm night clothes will handle almost any weather without electrical assistance.
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🇵🇸hungry🏳️🌈hungry🏳️⚧️harpy🇺🇦
@the17thqueen.bsky.social
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🤦🏻♀️
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The_SteelixLad
@thesteelixlad.bsky.social
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"Sous Vide my baby" is CRAZY LMFAOOOOO
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the feminine Pristiq
@r4v5.imgay.lol
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is this what that muse song was about?
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VFXpapa
@vfxpapa.bsky.social
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Jesus Christ… Reminds me of a sad story about a parent who put a white noise maker right next to a baby in their bassinet because they wouldn’t stop crying. Child went permanently deaf in one ear 😣
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Simply Cam
@camc.bsky.social
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This person has a life insurance policy on their child, 100 percent.
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Him.
@ceeejay.bsky.social
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What an idiot, apart from the obvious safety concerns for child and home, the dick doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, triacs don't have source/drain terminals
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Kat Corrine 🏳️⚧️✨
@katcorrine.bsky.social
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little known fact: one of "the five S's" is in fact sous vide
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alisonborealis (she/her)
@alisonborealis.bsky.social
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omfg this is why electric blankets used to cause house fires all the time.
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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty
@ilovepets420.bsky.social
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bri'ish person spotted
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Tim Just Tim
@timkrauss.bsky.social
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Manslaughter trial for the "Baby Blanket Hacker" gets underway..
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Jamie
@jamiestl.bsky.social
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Infant slow cooker.
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Dëad Børkchettå
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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I wonder what this person thinks about car seats
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Bsky Kreuger
@lammatic.hellthread.vet
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Just in time to set Sid's crib!
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i'm not sure electric blankets should actually be legally available, people don't seem to be capable of using them safely
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Joseph Galbo
@josephgalbo.bsky.social
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oh no
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RothITGuy
@handle.invalid
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Excalibur Discount Legal Services
@kevychristian.bsky.social
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nerd alert!
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Cat
@astrophic.bsky.social
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Many years ago we had an electric blanket. No cut off- we had to switch it on for an hour and remember to turn it off before we went to sleep. We forgot once and woke up 2 hours later feeling seriously ill... and we were both adults
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Spoon
@spoon00.bsky.social
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La Conquête du Panini
@botsnack.bsky.social
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Is this photonic induction dude? Because that'd make sense.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4N...
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🕹️🍕 DUSTYtwig 🏳️🌈🕹️
@twigboom.bsky.social
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throw some potatoes in there before bedtime, and bam slow cooked baby for breakfast
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derek
@derek.bsky.social
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I would never use one of these blankets in a kids bed. Ever.
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ratwife
@pinkberryshake.bsky.social
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broiling my child on medium to own the woke
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Rusty Ralston, the ðude. 🍉
@imrustyokay.bsky.social
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mmmm fresh baked child
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Carl Marx
@ishigh.lol
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delicious
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Chelle H.C.
@chellech.bsky.social
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How to start an electric fire speedrun
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Wrycke
@wrycke.bsky.social
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Well, there's a nightmare my brain is going to replay like 35,000 times
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Kae
@kaeriani.bsky.social
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Next post is a picture of that little thing he pulled out claiming that he dug around inside his arm after vaccine and took it out of there.
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El Topo
@eltopo71.bsky.social
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Someone keep this picture handy for submission to the next Darwin awards...
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Marc Hirsh
@spacecitymarc.bsky.social
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I would genuinely notify the authorities if I saw this on my feed.
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PunkyMaySnark
@punkymaysnark.bsky.social
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I will never trust an electric blanket, period.
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MindCrime
@mindcrime.bsky.social
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Yikes, also how fucking cold is it in your kids room that you had to modify an electric blanket because it wasn't warm enough?
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jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
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I hate it when the edges of the baby are hot but the middle is still ice cold
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crucialwax
@crucialwax.com
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“I have found a way to not have to check on my child ever!!”
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cats&plants&entropy
@brittlepencil.bsky.social
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Oh no...
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cassandroid אַנטיפֿאַ
@cassandroid.substack.com
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reminds me of a report from rotten.com decades ago: old guy died while in bathtub. is found days later, with kitchen immersion heater (for warm bath water) still on. when grabbing the leg, the bone glitches right out. he was well done.
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀
@powerfulcrabfart.bsky.social
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Running 240 volts directly to my baby
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i.k5_
@kk5dire.bsky.social
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I took out the fan on my Xbox One’s power supply unit because Id create more heat for some reason than the actual caps. But then again a child wasn’t in my Xbox. And my Xbox wasn’t specifically designed to heat up.
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chefelf
@chefelf.bsky.social
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Infant Pot
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J. A. Baldwin
@jocetta.bsky.social
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I confess I adore my electric blanket but do _not_ recommend using one for a child. They don't thermoregulate as well as adults. Me, I regulate the temp by tossing it off and pulling it on again as needed. Works for me. NB I'm also not insane enough to tinker with its built in safety features.
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Davoid
@davoid.bsky.social
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I know there's no hard evidence of cancer risk but on top of everything else I wouldn't trust anything that generates EMFs to be under or on top of my baby for potentially hours on end
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a3bc7f71c2a7fc1daf9512d638fc14573c6cfd5fff1ca21a131d55e3dec138f5
@xoreaxeax.bsky.social
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I strongly recommend not removing a fundamental safety feature from an electric device that is capable of a) suffocating your child in carbon monoxide b) setting your house on fire c) killing you d) killing your child e) killing the people trying to save you f) all of the above
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@moriartystjames.bsky.social
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slow cooked baby back ribs
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Sean
@publichealth.bsky.social
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@josephgalbo.bsky.social alert
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Abe Poopflinger
@hamcanyon.bsky.social
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Elizabeth Roderick
@talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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Back in my day the baby slept in the fireplace among the embers it’ll be fine
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roy 鑿
@corhocysen.bsky.social
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hardly the worst problem here but TRIACs don't even have drain and source pins!! that's MOSFETS! TRIACs have MT1/MT2! why would you go out of your way to show off your knowledge if that knowledge is wrong
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SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
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Pretty sure this voids the warranty on both the blanket and the child
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LaMinx
@laminx.bsky.social
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😳
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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probably safer to pop the baby in the oven on the “warm” setting
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Koga Shuko
@please.shutup.dad
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fall off the bone tender!
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Block+Move on
@honestthief.bsky.social
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This is a perfect metaphor for techbrahs in silicon valley.
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ZenCanuck
@zencanuck.bsky.social
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He died doing what he loved: something absolutely moronic.
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