Ya gotta love the belly hang, that makes sure anything crammed in his waistband gets aimed at his groin. As well as the duo-wielding of the ARs, magazine switches done via magic.
Please light a candle for the peace-loving patriot who died tasing his balls while looting the US capitol during the completely peaceful patriotic/FBI orchestrated/Antifa-led (YOU choose the narrative!) events on this solemn day… God bless America’s precious numbskulls!
I really like this to be the new perennial truther debate. Who brought down the towers was just too much. This poor sucker was just the right bite sized piece of schadenfreude to not become the main conversation.
"Kevin Greeson was on the west side of the Capitol talking to his wife on the phone when he fell to the sidewalk, according to a New York Times reporter who witnessed the event. Emergency personnel rushed over but were not able to revive him. "
Sorry, but Granddad there didn't tase himself. The would-be Spartan was in such bad shape that he had a heart attack just watching other people run toward the Capitol.
I can’t believe I’m watching the active birth of the next division in our culture wars. “He tased his balls” (people doing God’s work) vs “He didn’t tase his balls” (evil, unAmerican freedom haters)
I’ll never get over how 3-4 people who stormed the Capital died and only 1 of them were actually killed by Security. the rest died because of dumb decisions they made. like this guy, the one who fell down ALL the Senate Steps, & the woman holding a “don’t tread on me” flag who got trampled to death…
