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Will Kanyusik

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Associate Professor of English. he/him. I’m giving the internet one more shot.

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For a song from 1974, “Ambulance Blues” from ON THE BEACH has serious 2024 vibes

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The Bear S3 serves as its own fan fiction. While not entirely sure what I mean by this (or whether a show being its own fanfic is a bad or good thing), I stand by its intuitive rightness.

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to whoever needs to hear it: no one is so talented that they can treat or speak to you in a disrespectful or demeaning manner. no one.

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Got a new bike computer for my 28-year-old mountain bike so the world will finally know for certain how slow 45-year-old cyclists are

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Remember when you heard Pearl Jam TEN for the first time in 7th grade and you were like wow I guess I don’t have to listen to the self-titled Metallica album anymore

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A new Fugazi album would really hit rn just saying

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digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy

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Ever notice how continental breakfast is so much better than analytic breakfast? Continental breakfast is coffee and croissant. Analytic breakfast is hexagons of white bread with the crust cut off.

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My most dog-coded attribute is I’m afraid of loud noises

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Not even joking I would wear it all the time

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What if they’re just like six minutes away from solving it though?

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All you need is some maple flavored cigarettes!

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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This. The Democratic Party does not have the votes to do major reforms right now, but they 100% have the power to do big, messy, public hearings taking the justices to task for their corruption and abuses of power.

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No, *you* have had “Everybody Knows” by Leonard Cohen on repeat since 10:00am because you have no other coping skills

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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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“A kinder, gentler machine gun hand.” -solemn monks

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My most boomer-coded opinion has to be that “Fields of Gold” slaps

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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I used to be a little [bear] So old in my shoes And what I choose is my choice What’s a [bear] supposed to do? The [bear] in me is the [bear] in you

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Fair! Counterpoint: We’d get to hear John Mulaney call Kate Winslet “Mare Bear”

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BEAR S4 add a character called Mare Bear played by Kate Winslet

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What if you can’t always tell if a flashback is a flashback?

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Shout out to Hulu for serving me ads for refrigerators I can’t afford

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THE BEAR PART 3: EVERYBODY STILL NEEDS THERAPY

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Counterpoint: If Claire Bear married The Bear and they hyphenated, her name would be Claire Bear-Bear. (Full disclosure I made this very joke on the Old Website almost exactly a year ago.)

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Instead of dodging that object, the “dodgers” have been intentionally striking it with a large stick for HOURS. Time to rename this team?

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.

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How bout those dodgers? Are they still narrowly avoiding being hit by objects?

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attn scholarly organizations, this is now considered best practice

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Exit socks Enter [flip-]flops Take my hand You don’t need to tie em, man!

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Based on random things I’ve seen on the internet, the frontman for Metallica wears flip-flops way more often than I would have expected when I was in eighth grade

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Always wanted to know what I would look like as a cartoon animal

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Will, weren’t you in grade school in the 1980s? Me: Yes, and YOU’RE LIVING ALL OVER ME was exactly what I needed in grade school even if I didn’t know it

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J Mascis has released the same 12-15 songs every other year since the 80s and each time it’s exactly what I need

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When going to the farmers’ market is your whole personality

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Still aspire to dress like Donald Sutherland’s English professor in “Animal House.” RIP

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Imagine being equally brilliant (and equally unshowy) in MASH, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Don’t Look Know AND Klute. It’s staggering! Rest in peace to a soft spoken titan of the screen.

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Happy bald guy in a sweatband season to all who celebrate

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Me: I’ll register for the retreat as soon as I can figure out how to get out of this shallow bowl someone filed with vinegar and dish soap and left on the counter

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guess i'm just built different (unable to use adverbs)

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HAL 9000 irl: I just drew a guy with 15 fingers for you

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