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PDX. He/Him. Ho/Mo. Attorney at Love. I'm here, I'm queer, and now I'm used to it. πŸ––


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Michael Hobbes's avatar Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
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c'mon man, polls are notoriously unreliable and swapping out an incumbent 4 months before an election is an unprecedented move that's essentially impossible to poll. Wherever you land, all we have is gut feelings and pre-existing beliefs, there's no hard science on offer.

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Themperor KennedΓ©eπŸΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar Themperor KennedΓ©eπŸΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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*Mitch Hedberg voice* This used to be a drug dealer's car. It still is, but it used to be one also

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Keir Starmer is one of the least sexy individualsβ€”not just politiciansβ€”I think I've ever seen. Who are these absurd people?

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Chrisβ“‹ WhyGameDev.com's avatar Chrisβ“‹ WhyGameDev.com @chrisdeleon.bsky.social
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not about this site specifically so much as I mean all the sites and apps

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πŸ˜‚

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Liberals have never figured out that the main reason they are targeted for criticism by the (non-right wing) media is that they respond to it and it makes the critics feel powerful. The right laughs at their criticism and says β€œfuck off,” which only makes them feel impotent.

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Ultimately the Democratic Party gets to decide who its nominee is, for better or worse. But it certainly seems like parts of the media believe they it is their job to choose the Democratic candidate, rather than covering the strengths and weaknesses of *both* candidates running for President.

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Katharine LaRonde's avatar Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
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If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.

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Jonathan Ladd's avatar Jonathan Ladd @jonmladd.bsky.social
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This guy took a quick trip from "I'm a Dem. I just want the party to be more moderate" to "I'm openly rooting for fascists in Europe and the U.S."

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Michael Hobbes's avatar Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
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Another asinine 'solution' to the Biden Problem, this time from Yascha Mounk. Again, these people think their *entire job* is political strategy and predicting poll numbers. Yet they somehow think that spending months drawing attention to their own party's weaknesses is a good strategy!

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I don't really care about fireworks. They're often excessive and I truly sympathize with pet owners. But I also know how often dog(s) in my building shit right next to my car (and the owners don't clean it) and sometimes disrupt me by yapping for hours at a time. β€”Me, with no dog in this fight.

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"The evidence I cited says the opposite of my point so now I'm just going to claim I don't need evidence and beg the question by calling my conclusion a 'well-known fact'" is certainly one way to argue.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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john roberts currently neck and neck with roger taney for worst chief justice in american history

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I'm seeing this argument pop up again that Obama somehow had a magical ability to force the Republican senate to confirm Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court and chose not to use it. It's truly baffling. Like... what? How?

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He clearly did. Probably wouldn't make that mistake again. Just be sure all the coup-enactors work in the federal executive branch and you're good to go.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Regretting canceling my subscription to the New York Times on a morning when they’re bringing me an oped from Bill Maher AND an interview with Steve Bannon. What a tantalizing feast for the mind, sadly beyond my reach now

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Why yes, old sport.

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Ro Salarian's avatar Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
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I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.

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Is't the Hulk the Gamma Male?

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Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

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Breaking: The Supreme Court, 6-3, has killed Martin Mull.

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I've seen Clue more times than any other movie and that will almost certainly continue to be true for the rest of my life. RIP Martin Mull, aka Col. Mustard.

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Lacking any talent, you have no way to conceive of what a talented person would or could do. Stop lying.

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He could dip his toe in by renting out/sponsoring an existing ship with a themed "the Tom Cruise" and they would show and stage all his movies and people could get selfies with him but also you have to get your personality audited.

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Yeah I thought with climate change we were supposed to get more storming. What gives?

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For him, absolutely. The rest of will watch with envy from our church-run monogamous-married-hetero re-education camps. (One more "-" for good measure).

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Otherwise. OTHERWISE. Are you not convinced?

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Could watch any day, any time.

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Get you a friend who will call you a talentless unfunny hack to your face in public.

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The first part I totally see but I am surprised "funny" showed up in the equation at all.

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I believe that’s called smashing your enemies.

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David Noll 's avatar David Noll @david.noll.org
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The right to trial by jury is of such importance and occupies so firm a place in our history and jurisprudence that debt collectors can slip a fine print clause into an online form and block you from obtaining any meaningful relief for flagrant violations of the law.

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Hi! It’s 2024, we don’t say β€œclean” to mean β€œI don’t currently have any sexually transmitted infections that I am aware of.” People with STIs are not dirty, they’re just unlucky. Hope this helps!

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Depends on what kind of high you wanna have.

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Are you angling for sainthood or what?

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Sure, since no one ever has.

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Your bravery.

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It's hard to watch Modern Family, even as a meaningless background show, because the gay couple hate each other.

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The best and brightest over there.

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At the doctor and they ask me, β€œDo you have sex with men, women, trans men, trans women or nonbinary people” and I said β€œAll of those” and he said β€œYou have to choose just one for the form”. What’s the purpose of this data then? I’m confused. Anyway I said ghosts.

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Jaime's avatar Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
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Steps for ending a dinner party:

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literally did a u-turn to take a pic of this last night

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Just finishing the first post-pilot episode of L.A. Law. I'd say around half the plot is about three menβ€”protagonists allβ€”pestering women nonstop for a sexual relationship. And it either already has, or is clearly going to, work out for them.

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Biden: posts a +2 shift in the polls, leads in many national polls for the first time in months Totally not conservative Twitter pundits: "he needs to drop out so someone can beat Trump" Trump, in interview with probation officer: "they feed car batteries to sharks, then they eat the windmills."

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I've seen interviewers try to asks her about and she completely shuts them down. It's absolutely not something she talks about.

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Just last night!

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