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I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.
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Is't the Hulk the Gamma Male?
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Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
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Breaking: The Supreme Court, 6-3, has killed Martin Mull.
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I've seen Clue more times than any other movie and that will almost certainly continue to be true for the rest of my life. RIP Martin Mull, aka Col. Mustard.
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Lacking any talent, you have no way to conceive of what a talented person would or could do. Stop lying.
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He could dip his toe in by renting out/sponsoring an existing ship with a themed "the Tom Cruise" and they would show and stage all his movies and people could get selfies with him but also you have to get your personality audited.
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Yeah I thought with climate change we were supposed to get more storming. What gives?
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For him, absolutely. The rest of will watch with envy from our church-run monogamous-married-hetero re-education camps. (One more "-" for good measure).
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Otherwise. OTHERWISE.
Are you not convinced?
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Could watch any day, any time.
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Get you a friend who will call you a talentless unfunny hack to your face in public.
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The first part I totally see but I am surprised "funny" showed up in the equation at all.
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I believe thatβs called smashing your enemies.
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The right to trial by jury is of such importance and occupies so firm a place in our history and jurisprudence that debt collectors can slip a fine print clause into an online form and block you from obtaining any meaningful relief for flagrant violations of the law.
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Hi! Itβs 2024, we donβt say βcleanβ to mean βI donβt currently have any sexually transmitted infections that I am aware of.β People with STIs are not dirty, theyβre just unlucky. Hope this helps!
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JAMES! Thank you. Law Dork is where itβs at: www.lawdork.com
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Depends on what kind of high you wanna have.
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Are you angling for sainthood or what?
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Sure, since no one ever has.
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Your bravery.
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It's hard to watch Modern Family, even as a meaningless background show, because the gay couple hate each other.
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The best and brightest over there.
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At the doctor and they ask me, βDo you have sex with men, women, trans men, trans women or nonbinary peopleβ and I said βAll of thoseβ and he said βYou have to choose just one for the formβ. Whatβs the purpose of this data then? Iβm confused. Anyway I said ghosts.
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Steps for ending a dinner party:
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literally did a u-turn to take a pic of this last night
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Just finishing the first post-pilot episode of L.A. Law. I'd say around half the plot is about three menβprotagonists allβpestering women nonstop for a sexual relationship. And it either already has, or is clearly going to, work out for them.
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Biden: posts a +2 shift in the polls, leads in many national polls for the first time in months
Totally not conservative Twitter pundits: "he needs to drop out so someone can beat Trump"
Trump, in interview with probation officer: "they feed car batteries to sharks, then they eat the windmills."
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I've seen interviewers try to asks her about and she completely shuts them down. It's absolutely not something she talks about.
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Just last night!
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