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Spent 5 hours cross-stitching a QR code to Rickroll my brother with. Time well spent.
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No - they always look ridiculous- especially in a parking lot with other normal vehicles, powered in various ways. Today at my local groceteria in Sonoma I saw one taking up two parking spaces - the amplitude of douchitude was, ummm, quite in evidence.
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So I go back up to the front of the WH and Penn pays for his stool. And then Bob Federighi comes up to write me a very large check while his guys are loading his furniture, and asks me “was that Sean Penn?”. And I said “yep”. I am sure that Bob has retold that story more than once. Fin.
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the society pages for the SF ballet and opera. Then the phone rings in the back of the warehouse and it’s my boss who always wants to know what the day’s take is. And I tell her “hey Marianne - guess who’s here? Bob Federighi!!” Notoriously paparazzi loathing Penn turns around and was all WTF?…/5
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Bob could easily spend $25K in 15 minutes, and was usually in a hurry. Anyway, I didn’t recognize Bob at first, so he introduced himself and I said “Bob - I didn’t recognize you without your tux!” Penn was back downstairs with his stool at this point, and Bob and his wife were often in…/4
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of being like that. He was looking for a little stool for his kids, so I took him to the back of the warehouse and upstairs and left him to browse the stools.
On my way downstairs I ran into one of our best customers - a stager named Bob Federighi…/3
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So, years ago I was working in an Asian import home furnishing warehouse (lots of vintage - very funky) and Penn walks in. And I said “I just saw a picture of your wife in the paper yesterday - she’s really beautiful in a different sort of way.” And he replied “yeah, she has a habit…/2
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Penn?
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I’m good with that.
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He’s here. Go block ‘im.
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“fantastic Ice Hockey team”; definitely from someone who eats pizza with a knife and fork.
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Happy Birthday Hundo!
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Brontësaurus.
Ink & gouache on Strathmore grey toned paper, 151 x 147mm, 2014.
Because this seems to be doing the rounds again elsewhere. Perhaps the only piece of mine to have gone mildly viral, shunted uncredited like an orphan from workhouse to workhouse across the Internet over the years. 🤓
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@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Absolute legend.
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Thank you! 🙏 ☺️
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What did you use in the headlights?
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With an egg on it.
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I, on the other hand, am floating on a fluffy, buoyant cloud of schadenfreude and Zoloft, and this is a good thing.
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Bless me Father, for I have committed 3 felonies today…
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Yep. Very accurate.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
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paramount theater, oakland, california, 1978
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Ostentatiously pious man who has an anti-porn app on his phone today will be in NYC to support of man who banged a porn star while his wife tended to their newborn and then had his thugs pay hush money to keep that from voters. www.foxnews.com/politics/spe...
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THE ORCAS GET POLICE TENSE NOW
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Happy Mother's Day
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I think that they’re just putting buzzwords together and am disappointed that they neglected to work “curated” into it.
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They never seem to recognize that shunning and shaming are themselves acts of free speech
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This, by Tressie McMillan Cottom, is infinitely more intelligent than anything the Editorial Board of the @nytimes.com has ever published about public life and public speech
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I did not realize female rose-breasted grosbeaks have orange underwings but you can see them here. Also she is so super cute. 🥹🪶
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To sum up the NYT leadership view:
*Biden not giving an interview undermines a free press and therefore democracy.
*Asking the Times to be attentive to other, more pressing, democratic threats undermines the free press also, and is a threat to democracy.
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Feels like he should be biting his lower lip to complete the come hither look
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The fourth is strong here
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Can’t get more metal than that!
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I have such a strong memory of my childhood library - right down to the light and smell of it - and remember when I ran out of youth books and had to go over to adult fiction for new things to read.
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Her critters need a way to run run, run run awayyyy…
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Not a fan of nilly, but I’m just wild about willy.
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This is a really good point. The schadenfreude is very satisfying for many of us following the trial, learning about friends betraying him, and the judge shushing him and telling him to sit down.
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Sunset tonight.
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excusing jurors because the memes are [checking notes] too dank
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