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creative accountant, lots of opinions on a range of topics way outside my area of expertise


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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared

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Project 2025 has been all over the media including many outlets we know Trump reads and yet no outrage over his cognitive decline?

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the left's ready to believe something like this and the right will eat it up too even if they don't buy that the NYT is pro-Trump—a win-win!

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i have no illlusions anymore of a "free and independent" press, but i know media outlets want ad and subscriber money and nothing screams clicks like stories about the most well known paper in the country possibly trying to influence an election

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the New York Times is so obviously trying ratfuck Democrats this season that fiduciary failure of the CEOS of other media outlets to not order a full scale investigative war against it

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what i mean by this is that if they did in fact get their way, i don't think the evangelicals are going to be "yay our bible is now law of the land" so much as "wait...why 𝘥𝘪𝘥 the government make the bible the law of land?"

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feels weird that these people would make speculative fiction about the government forcing any version of the bible on the country when in real life they want the government to force the bible on country

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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

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no no the universe was created for that moment

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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fuck yes im voting for a dead man before donald trump. how many dead men you got.

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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Cause this is too much of a white people website

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Dan Pfeiffer made the point that it was his team that wanted the early debate thus explicitly debunking the idea that they knew he wasn't capable. Now they could have on blinders and not recognize the deficiencies of their candidate or debate night was actually an abnormality.

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bestiality is never an official act and the founders wanted that implicitly known

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entirely unclear why the founders set up a system where the congress could remove someone from the office of the presidency for conduct that was absolutely, unquestionably and at all times legal

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allowing for the possibility that they don't consciously want this, it's still their deepest, darkest ambition

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sushi is such an obvious choice. it says you're not a poor but everyone can get it at the supermarket so you're not being a super elitist dick either

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many of people's assumptions about the plan are false (like taxis and ubers aren't being charged) are false and can be found here but that's putting way too much onus on the average commuter congestionreliefzone.mta.info

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on top of that, the few people i've talked to about it that hated the idea of increased tolls believed it was every time they went into Manhattan when it's actually once per day!

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the staggeringly frustrating thing about the congestion pricing debacle is that if there'd been actual messaging about how it would all work, commuters would know it already credits $5 for most of them making it a $10 toll www.nytimes.com/2024/07/01/n...

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Zander🚈🔰's avatar Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social
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Transit funding = antifascist praxis

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someone who hasn't read the news for 4 years yet nonetheless reaped the benefits of a progressive president instead of tyrannical self-dealing one: what's changed so why should i care?

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things are looking up!

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tbh SCOTUS really did do a good job tying all the loose threads together at the end

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"the law will save me from lawless imprisonment" makes for a good bumper sticker for the car you can't use because you're in the gulag

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if the basis of your reality is believing people won't do the things they say they'll do, you're bound to be blindsided in a brutal way one day

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I have been saying since February that major media are 100% devoted to But Her Emails 2, but I didnt imagine it would get this bad. The day after SCOTUS stops the law applying to Trump, we have to scroll thru 4 fucking top stories on “Biden old” & an ad before getting to anything on SCOTUS decision

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it's as disheartening to see the leading national news outlets actively push for the president of the united states to resign as it is for SCOTUS to take all our rights away while crowning a king

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the reason why billionaires have been bribing SCOTUS is b/c it's a well accepted fact that people hate corps and since corps can't be trusted to protect worker's basic needs, SC is saying "trust us to decide what you need", which just amounts to deregulation of all protections for us peasants

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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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Thinking today about my lawyer friend Jermaine, who —when I asked him legal research Qs while writing a dystopia—told me “Well, with a sympathetic judiciary, anything is possible.”

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I suppose no surprise in a fascist movement, but wild that *this guy* is their heroic ubermensch, and the crisis worthy of destroying 250 years of democracy is ... uh, some historically meager immigration and trans people drinking a beer?

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john roberts currently neck and neck with roger taney for worst chief justice in american history

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the contrast between the homeless decision and the immunity one could make you blind

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Shorter Supreme Court this term: criminal law is for little people.

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all of this for donald fucking trump of all people

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if i'd been recording my sessions, i'd now have some decently impressive accomplishments but i'm okay with just having the memories (that i'll probably forget by next weekend)

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my brain is getting so smooth, i've been playing Celeste and within a week i forgot about the climb action so i played the entire hotel level thinking i could only jump and slide down walls

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I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.

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you know what happened the last time people demanded a change in direction after watching something they didn't like? we got the rise of skywalker

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some people are wishing for a magical change to reality instead on reconciling with the decision between an old man who entrusts the power of the office with thousands of qualified, honor-bound people and an old man who has shown and promised to only trust thieves, sex pests, and foreign enemies

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The Democratic Party’s reaction to their candidate having a bad debate substantially outpaces the Republican Party’s reaction to their candidate being convicted of multiple felonies, held liable for rape, and owing judgments in the hundreds of millions for defamation and fraud.

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