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Brian Winkeler

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Writer. Dad. Branding guy. Co-creator of KNUCKLEHEADS with Robert, BASTARD ROAD with Dave, and AGENT G with Trevor.

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Goddamn, that is a great album of covers. But I too had never seen the video ‘til now. That camera was way too close to Sir Tom’s face way too often.

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Only the good die young.

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This was truly the best way to learn the news.

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Andy Khouri's avatar Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social
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United Kingdom ✅ France ✅ United States of America ⬜️

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Brian Clevinger's avatar Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social
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haha go fuck yourself

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💯 correct. I still have the anthology CD (I assume) it debuted on.

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Zack Bornstein's avatar Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social
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not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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Every time Joe Biden is on TV I imagine her crushing a Blackberry to dust with one hand

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Please keep in mind that progressive Catholics hate these fuckers even more than you do.

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Please keep Li’l Kramer far, far away from all Mr. Microphones.

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In hindsight, Dems should have spent the last 3 1/2 years trying to convince the Left that Kamala ISN’T a cop while trying to convince the Right that she totally is.

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On the bright side, I never stopped going to the therapist I started seeing after the 2016 election.

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My wife and I spent our honeymoon in France in 2002, mostly Paris and Nancy, and I discovered that remembering the conjugation of the chorus of “Lady Marmalade” by Labelle was key in activating the one semester of French I’d taken in college 10 years prior.

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis's avatar Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
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God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."

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I accidentally said “wants to.” The fascist dickhead is gonna do it unless somebody stops him.

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The proud boy in charge of the Oklahoma State Department of Education wants to put a Bible in every classroom and he is emblematic of the motherfuckers Trump will put back in federal power and that is the shit the Democrats need to be shouting to the fucking world.

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If I’ve learned one thing during my time on earth, it’s that voters are fucking idiots.

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Finally a live-action Lois worthy of the Kidder legacy!

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This is the reason I am on Bluesky. This, and the one like I receive on every third post of my own.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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I dislike poking my finger into the four anuses of the Swiffer. I find it distasteful.

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Netanyahu could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and Congress would send him more bullets.

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Middle-aged grapefruit shandy (+ duck fat fries) in Portland, ME last Friday.

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I acknowledge Donald Sutherland was a great actor but I have never been able to shake my childhood introduction to him and his bare ass in ‘Animal House.’

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Dave Infante's avatar Dave Infante @dinfontay.bsky.social
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CAUTION: If you find AI in your IPA, you’re in immediate danger of being exposed to two of the most toxic forms of mansplaining in the English language! When combined, they are almost always FATAL!!!

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At first glance I did NOT see that as Teflon tape.

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God bless the loose standards of the MPAA in 1980.

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I’m completely agnostic regarding Marvel/DC rivalry but, Jesus, DC’s design has been gorgeous for years and Marvel’s aesthetic is like a church secretary using Canva.

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I’m a straight white guy who would not survive being surrounded by the dipshit fundamentalists with a chokehold on our state government. God bless Mauree Turner for sticking it out as long as they could.

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Robert Wilson IV MomoCon AA-310's avatar Robert Wilson IV MomoCon AA-310 @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social
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All set up for HeroesCon day two! I’ve got two spots left on my commission list and want to draw something weird!

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Daniel M. Ford 's avatar Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social
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I’ve never used any of the Plagiarism Engines on principle, and I never will

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Brian Winkeler's avatar Brian Winkeler @brianwinkeler.bsky.social
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I think you NOT immediately thinking “Kari Wuhrer” when you hear “Marc Singer” is one of the few things we DON’T have in common.

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I mean, it sounds like you’ll have the opportunity to ask. 😉

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I hope Kari Wuhrer shows up in some of ‘em.

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On the bright side, I don’t think most of the kids these days are gonna put up with it.

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The thing I hate most about Greg is that he’s the nicest guy and also super handsome. And thin.

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On the plus side, there's this jaw-droppingly old school sci-fi cover by the great Greg Smallwood. Please o please let the story is titled HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD

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15-year-old son: “Who’s the guy who did a lot of bad stuff who just died?” Me: “You’ll have to narrow that down a bit.” 15: “That’s the world we’re living in, huh?” Me: “Henry Kissinger.” 15: “Murderer.” Me: “OJ Simpson.” 15: “That’s it.”

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Just bought my VIP Pass to see @billjanovitz.bsky.social & Buffalo Tom for the first time at their PLEASE COME TO BOSTON FESTIVAL and am most excited about their Sunday afternoon Brunch Concert because they know their audience and themselves.

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At first glance I read FIFTY SHADES FRED, which is the DROP DEAD FRED sequel we deserved.

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