Barry Crain

@barrycrain.bsky.social

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you gotta draw the line somewhere

Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

Somebody misused the phrase "Bantha fodder" earlier and it's gonna bug me all night

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Dylan Flesch @dylanflesch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

Join For the People Leftist Library Project on August 1st for an event co-hosted by Run For Something. We’ll start by covering how public libraries work and then dive into specific ways you can get involved in strengthening and transforming them. www.mobilize.us/runforsometh...

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

The Supreme Court has issued their final decisions of the October 2023-2024 term and it turns out it was all just a handy guide for how to celebrate the Fourth of July! Thanks, SCOTUS! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sup...

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

god, i could really use a drink right now

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

a loud obnoxious guy just cut in front of me in line at this busy coffee shop, quick someone make me president for a minute

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Trump appointing Supreme Court justices

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

That's how I roll

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geeky steven @geekysteven.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Professor X: What's your superpower? "check it out" *plugs USB cord into computer on first try*

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

for decades we've been warned about weird little dudes who claim to know everything

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

I'd let that sink in, but scotus ruled that it's a terlet

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

currently on the floor in a fetal position, rocking back n' forth, listening to It's Christmastown, motherfuckers

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

i’ve chosen a policy of disassociation

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

Preview of my upcoming NYT op-ed on what to do.

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Charlotte Ariel Finn @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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Dan of La Mancha @knitdan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

This feels like it has BlueSky energy

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

The dogs are still abed. It is the day of rest

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

*oof*

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Hey, hands on the merchandise

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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

Team Biden asked us to help change the narrative with a Friday afternoon podcast dump, so here's a troopriffic Hallmark movie featuring people from 90210, Nashville/The OC, American Idol and a hermetic Christian kingdom in Asia rescuing a choir.
Spotify: spoti.fi/3L4qbm1

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

Won’t you sign my petition to make Al Green’s Let’s Stay Together our national anthem

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

"Is...is that Florence Pugh?" - me whenever I see Florence Pugh in anything

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

My wife works for the Jesuits and is trying to get her hands on a copy of the official Exorcism manual

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Maura somehow makes falling into a bottomless pit hilarious and insightful. I wouldn't ask this of anybody, but she's the only one that can do this.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:22 UTC

As you may have noticed, I watched the debate and because god has chosen me specifically to smite, I recapped it here www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

@mauraquint.bsky.social I thought of you last night, but decided it might be best to leave you be

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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 22, 2023 at 04:21 UTC

there is actually a real-life "the ring" video, and stevie nicks is in it

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

Ooh I can’t right now, I’m unlocking amazing savings

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

Thank you, I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed Freejack humor

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

we talk about the innate nobility & selflessness of Superman while conveniently ignoring the time he tried to trick Lois into noticing his fake rubber arm

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

my absolute favorite Batman ever, no contest

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Jamiroquai has committed an act of Heresy

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

If only the Fantastic Four movie was just two hours of Ebon and Natascha Lyonne having a first date and a long walk through Central Park 💞

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

i love it when a film is shot at the donald c tillman water treatment plant

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battstuff werewolf @mattfraction.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

this movie is gonna rule

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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

These lottery tickets will pay for themselves when I hit the jackpot

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

it's been a week of unpleasant surprises

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

Nice work with the alt text

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

May I bring s'more feelings

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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:55 UTC

The uncertainty of whether this doggo is lost or wanted for murder is killing me.

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

let's hop in the car

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

With great power comes great damage to the empathy center of your brain

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2023 at 15:40 UTC

the undeniable satisfaction of telling someone to get well soon when they're not sick, they're just an asshole

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Stella @antlervel.vet
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

Guys I try to remain pretty uncontroversial on here but I can’t stay quiet about this any longer. I think the Filipino Gundam statue is good

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

hey, you guys have any plans for lunch

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

My wife just dared me to squeeze into my old Bat cowl to see if I'm still claustrophobic

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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

Just saw a group photo of Squeeze and thought it was The Five Neat Guys

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

neither a bouba nor a kiki be

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Think globally, act cloacally

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agent jabsco @jabsco.cia.fyi
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

remember: potatoes should work for *you*, not the other way around

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