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Death and Gravity

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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal media: should shoplifters be executed?

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Moonpatch 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Moonpatch 🏳️‍⚧️ @moonpatch.bsky.social
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Every time I'm baffled anew by how people can just...say these things, openly, publically, and not only face no reprecussions but get PRAISED for it!

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Owen's avatar Owen @oweniverson.bsky.social
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Shoplifters have to make the case that they're ONLY looking out for their investors.

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So true!

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Corbin Belasco's avatar Corbin Belasco @corbinbelasco.bsky.social
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They'll outcompete industries that have to follow the law and then the media will praise them for "disrupting the industry" and "providing a superior service".

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Thaddeus Maximus's avatar Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social
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Republicans : government shouldn't choose winners and losers. Leave it up to The Market.

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Cosmik Slop's avatar Cosmik Slop @brightanimal.bsky.social
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Amazing how this same crap has been used to argue against everything from slavery to a minimum wage to child labor

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]|[nquisitor S. (Lexicanum)'s avatar ]|[nquisitor S. (Lexicanum) @inquisitors.bsky.social
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Coca Cola: we can't make money if we aren't allowed to steal other nation's water.

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Garn LeBaron's avatar Garn LeBaron @glebaron.bsky.social
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YoU wOuLdN't DoWnLoAd ThE eNtIrE iNtErNeT wOuLd YoU?

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Mary is Merry's avatar Mary is Merry @mmchol.bsky.social
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I misread your handle as Death and Gravy. 😂

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But we as retailers have to do the wage theft thing because shoplifting.

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Gaia_BentosZX5's avatar Gaia_BentosZX5 @gaiabentoszx5.bsky.social
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Web/3: we can't make money without soldiers of fortune Hollywood: we can't make money without propaganda Gaming: we can't make money without infighting

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Jon Arnesen's avatar Jon Arnesen @jonarnesen.bsky.social
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Look closely now, and you’ll see that AI is the only “interpreter” displaying what may pass for human intelligence

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TMI dog's avatar TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
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The news really brings it home with all the pharma info.

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Corbett 's avatar Corbett @gentlemancorbs.bsky.social
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If we let shoplifters live they’ll just waste that food on their family without even considering what KPI’s the could target if tried to leverage it into a MLM.

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Philip the Italic's avatar Philip the Italic @fernmonkey.bsky.social
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What I'm getting from this is that I should shoplift Nestle chocolate.

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Doc Wolverine, A weasel with a threatening aura, MD's avatar Doc Wolverine, A weasel with a threatening aura, MD @doctorwolverine.bsky.social
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Corporations are people for TAX purposes, not LEGAL purposes, don't ya know? That's why a PERSON isn't allowed to steal but a corporation is! Isn't it delightful?! (/s)

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CherryPitts's avatar CherryPitts @cherrypitts.bsky.social
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AI SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TAKE A JOB AWAY FROM A HUMAN BEING WHO HAS BILLS AND FOOD TO EAT AND A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD, You Can Park An AI Out In The Garage and Plug It In For Recharging Like Your Electric Car

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Josiah's avatar Josiah @42iseverything.bsky.social
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I agree we should kill shoplifters. They clearly are the biggest threat to society.

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Adrian Bonenberger's avatar Adrian Bonenberger @bonenberger.bsky.social
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Great uh, system you got there. Shame if someone were to apply laws and regulations equally and fairly

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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The answer may not surprise you!

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Dee 🌹's avatar Dee 🌹 @deewaynee94.bsky.social
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Big corps crying “poverty” under regulation while shoplifters face harsh scrutiny? Classic diversion. Focus where? On those dodging accountability. Let’s not get twisted by the media’s misdirection play. Time to question the giants, not just the underdog’s survival tactics.

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Mr DeBakey's avatar Mr DeBakey @debakey.bsky.social
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"liberal media"

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Skelle's avatar Skelle @lilskelle.bsky.social
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Money makes you exempt from logic and rules. At least in the U.S.

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Fabulous Abomination's avatar Fabulous Abomination @fababomination.bsky.social
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yeah, go figure.

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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///'s avatar (=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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"De-regulators" just hate following laws. "Disruptors" - break shit, move fast, cash in - are just exploiting the snail's pace of bought legislators.

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luke's avatar luke @coolhand.bsky.social
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me: ubi plz

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Ricky Pann's avatar Ricky Pann @rickypann.bsky.social
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Most inventors plant a seed of an idea and fertilise it with innovation to make it grow. Musk borrows seed capital to grow debt off tax write offs with government carbon credits. 10 gallons hat 2 pint brain

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jackie 💖✨'s avatar jackie 💖✨ @leverage-ot3.bsky.social
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if you see me not scanning everything at self checkout no you didn’t

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Hundred Spoons's avatar Hundred Spoons @llgxiii.bsky.social
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remember kids, "you can be unethical and still be legal, thats how i live my life haha" -Mark Zuckerberg

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Mo's avatar Mo @moinqueens.bsky.social
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Republicans: We can't win unless we cheat

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Kwisatz Sazerac 🖤 🐀🐀🐀's avatar Kwisatz Sazerac 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social
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I just saw a screenshot of this tweet going viral on fb, so congratulations g: both you and bsky have made it

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Baito 's avatar Baito @beyondbaito.bsky.social
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I dont think shoplifters should be executed but after they threaten me or my co workers Id like to rip their teeth out

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João D's avatar João D @joaobx.bsky.social
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O f cieri's avatar O f cieri @ossuary.bsky.social
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Congress: well they say they can't make money...

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Kerim Friedman 傅可恩 's avatar Kerim Friedman 傅可恩 @kerim.oxus.net
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www.latimes.com/business/sto...

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HudsonRiverCroc's avatar HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
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The common quality of all of these companies is that they are not in a competitive industry.

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Amanda Manley's avatar Amanda Manley @amandamanley.bsky.social
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🙄😡

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꧁꧞꧂ 📷🇵🇸's avatar ꧁꧞꧂ 📷🇵🇸 @toniov.bsky.social
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Worked for Uber, they sent me on an order that when it turned out it wasn't being completed, I had to call and use 4 hours of my time going through their call system to cancel because it wouldn't let me in the app. I asked for compensation, and they started running BG checks on me. Wage thieves.

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Bonez's avatar Bonez @bonezzz.bsky.social
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#EatTheRich it's our only option.

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Aaron Bourque's avatar Aaron Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social
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Even gang bosses eventually try to turn legit.

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Cindy McCrackan 🧜‍♀️'s avatar Cindy McCrackan 🧜‍♀️ @cindym.bsky.social
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Congratulations on a clever and accurate post and, going viral on Bluesky. 💙💙💙

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Dex Fox's avatar Dex Fox @dexfenik.bsky.social
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Fun fact: Wage theft is responsible for roughly 3 times as much economic loss as other types of theft combined. Also fun fact: Once a company goes public, it's beholden to share holders that often just want infinite growth. Not sustainability, growth.

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Mr. Aejis ✏️ Vtuber Teacher's avatar Mr. Aejis ✏️ Vtuber Teacher @aejis.bsky.social
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If you steal a million dollars, neither the media nor the government will go after you as hard as if you steal twenty bucks from a convenience store.

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Angstrom Wells's avatar Angstrom Wells @brightmarsh.bsky.social
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More evidence for my theory that the economy is actually a snake eating its own in tail in a trench coat rather than. Is there even anything under the sleeve at all?

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Jessie🌈's avatar Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social
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This is the gays' fault, somehow

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Toast Jerviss's avatar Toast Jerviss @toastjerviss.bsky.social
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Mmm hmm I’m all about ABS (always be stealing) fuck big business

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GreenEngineer's avatar GreenEngineer @greenengineer.bsky.social
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You forgot the best one of them all. Oil companies: “We can’t run civilization without destroying the climate and killing all your grandchildren.”

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Blue Cloud Bird's avatar Blue Cloud Bird @bluecloudbird.bsky.social
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Going to hard disagree with the framing. I get the point, but the way its presented is... bent

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PhoenixDaFalcon 🔜 Denfur, GBUS, MFF's avatar PhoenixDaFalcon 🔜 Denfur, GBUS, MFF @phoenixdafalcon.com
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Gotta love our "socialize the risk, privatize the profits" society

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Jeff (no, the other one)'s avatar Jeff (no, the other one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
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They jail the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the Common But let the villain run loose Who steals the Common from under the goose - wisdom of the ages

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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX's avatar Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX @themilfmag.net
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📌

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jeff's avatar jeff @reyturner.bsky.social
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It's only a crime if the person doing it is poor. Otherwise it is sparkling disruption.

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EEddyEdwards's avatar EEddyEdwards @eeddyedwards.bsky.social
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Right on schedule for late stage capitalism

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Mark's avatar Mark @marksimploding.bsky.social
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Capitalism is “breaking the law until you get rich enough to pay to change the law”.

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Varniit Nigam's avatar Varniit Nigam @varniitnigam.bsky.social
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Criminals : We can't make a career if we are going to get called out everytime we commit a crime.

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Joshua Doll 's avatar Joshua Doll @brektyme.bsky.social
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they have a shoplifter beat‽ I thought all they covered was Ivy League Colleges‽

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Altar Boy to Elder Gods's avatar Altar Boy to Elder Gods @clhellisen.bsky.social
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I have never shoplifted in my life, but wow is the urge to begin increasing

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