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Madame Sosostris

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Famous clairvoyante[...] with a wicked pack of cards. Reasonably erudite, I guess.


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Yearning creature

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It's remarkable how the entire mainstream media learned less than zero lessons from but her emails

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"This plan includes pediatric dental care" okay that's nice I'm a thirtysomething with no dependents who would like new glasses

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I love that the NYS marketplace doesn't let me filter insurance plans by the number one thing I'm looking for (adult vision coverage)

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I should at least have bought myself new post-its if I'm going to spend my days at a desk I've owned since 2007

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Starting a new job from home feels slightly anticlimactic

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I deeply resent that I've been charged real American dollars to have to root around in the infernal tangle of wires behind my console

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Instead of being gracious about the fact that I am propping up their dying linear cable business and sending a tech to install a new cable box (and get rid of the old one), Verizon sent me an "easy" DIY install

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Brett looks so silly with the shaved patches on her front legs

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The air is soupier than a simmering pot of split pea. Enough summer, give me fall!

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Someday joke tweets from the night Trump got covid are going to show up in a dissertation

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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Hooray for the New York Public Library! It's going to be open 7 days a week, thanks to the budget passed by the City Council today—and all the organizers who pushed to make this happen

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“She's trolling New York City. The gall to wear an MTA shirt on today of all days. Just complete contempt for New Yorkers,” transit advocate and The War On Cars podcast co-host Doug Gordon said.

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I frequently wonder if this type of person even knows what percentage of Americans have four-year college degrees

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Sometimes I blast the AC to facilitate cozy snacking, so I can relate to your kids

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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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It went well and apparently anesthesia means she's forgotten how to make normal faces

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Double congestion pricing for anyone who parks in a bus lane

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Bus lanes are only as good as enforcement and frequency of service allows them to be

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She needs an emergency procedure today, wish her luck

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Waiting rooms are so boring when you're alone, 0/10 do not recommend

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Finally, news we can trust

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Ahahahahahaha the Patrons of Lincoln Center donor wall features both Lehman AND Bear, among other institutions that no longer exist

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My train's conductor congratulated the class of 2024 when we stopped at Columbia and City College, and it was extremely charming

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There is Debate Discourse happening in the waiting room at the pet ER

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Even people at the doggy ER are telling her she's cute pl

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Taking her to the hospital and I'm pretty sure we could STILL walk faster than a crosstown bus

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Clarence Thomas, writing from a lounge chair on a yacht owned by Koch Industries while wearing a Koch Industries bathrobe, applying all his scientific expertise to conclude that regulating oil spills has no scientific basis, while Koch Industries readies his it’s-a-tip-not-a-bribe.

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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Here's a good explainer on why this is really, really bad if you like the federal government to be able to... you know. Regulate.

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Tonight, for no reason at all, I'm trying to make it through some of the hours of Royal Ballet rehearsal footage on my youtube watchlist

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The entire debate will be performed in recitative

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After months of public outcry and pressure from the City Council, New York City’s libraries are poised to have their budgets fully restored so that branches may resume seven-day-a-week service, including Sundays.
gothamist.com/news/nyc-lib...

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I lurked on a forum for evangelical teen girls when I was in undergrad and the stuff they believed and/or didn't understand was wild

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there's a reason anti-abortion crusaders prefer to pontificate about the importance of life and avoid facing the actual practical consequences of their stance - when you dig into them, they are horrifying, dangerous and so, so cruel but alito feels secure enough to go full monster in a SC opinion

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She's one of my favorite things to talk about in general. Her name is Brett, she's a shih tzu/maltese mix, and she knows that humans think she's cute

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He pulled his samey "you're so beautiful I'd like to get to know you better" line which like... we've met! Several times! (Also if you want to hit on a woman who's walking a dog, you need to compliment the dog)

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Anyway, today I ran into him in the park while I was out with my dog, and it turns out he's exactly the same in the light of day

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There's this dude in my neighborhood who I sporadically encounter in local bars, and who (1) never remembers that he's spoken to me but (2) always hits on me

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Andrew Cuomo was wretched but the reason it was a personal scandal that ousted him is because he was really good at not putting his name on his terrible policies

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I really don't get why NY pols think "here's a public service that you like and use regularly, I am personally going to make it worse" is a good idea

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*youth pastor voice*: do you know who else had a starter pack of followers?

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Good news internet there is Weather happening in New York

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I frequently judge people for bringing popcorn into feel-bad art films, and today I get to judge MYSELF for buying popcorn for Green Border

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There's a man on my train carrying a comically large water bottle with affirmations like "keep chugging" and "don't give up" on its side, and I would like to know if I can somehow blame Kathy Hochul for dopey consumer products

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This wrap dress is perfect for sex in an abandoned subway tunnel (yes this is something that actually happens in Atlas Shrugged)

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