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Hanne Emilie
@hanne.bsky.social
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"every warning sign has a story"
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Celestial M Weasel@celestialweasel.bsky.social |
274 followers 233 following 762 posts
"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"
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Hanne Emilie
@hanne.bsky.social
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"every warning sign has a story"
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blaine capatch
@blainecapatch.bsky.social
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me: i'll have a Coke waiter: we don't have Coke, we have a locally made natural cola, is that okay? me: no
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Angie Wang
@okchickadee.bsky.social
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OMG.
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waltydunlop
@waltydunlop.bsky.social
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Today's discovery - Q magazine giving it the full Judith Hann in a 1999 issue. "You've been unable to play your mp3s away from your computer - until now. Now, you can take almost a full hour with you by copying onto the Rio portable player's 64mb memory..."
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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë
@keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway
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Alan Allport
@alanallport.bsky.social
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Today in well would ya look at that
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Toby Nangle
@tobyn.bsky.social
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Tories always a weird alliance of One Nationers + Swivel-Eyed Loons.
My guess:
47% want Tories to merge with Reform ≠ 47% of Tories are Reformists.
47% = Reformists + Tories who reckon they can Ride the Face-Eating Leopard to power.
www.theguardian.com/politics/art...
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Dan Davies
@dsquareddigest.bsky.social
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Boris Johnson is clinging onto the last crumbs of relevance at the Mail and Nigel Farage was eating camels cocks in the jungle before coming back to British electoral politics, so I don't understand why the third tier think they're going to get a golden ticket
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Sandeha Lynch
@sandehalynch.bsky.social
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LOL. Her campaign letter (my area) signed off with, "Only a vote for me is a vote to get on with sending asylum claimants to Rwanda".
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Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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Come for the feral hogs, stay for the horny late middle aged people
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Richard K
@rkemb.bsky.social
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As I snack on some excellent chorizo-based tapas I wonder again what is wrong with the Guardian.
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Nick Barlow
@nickbwalking.bsky.social
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Especially at the start of a new session, BBC Parliament really needs an interactive mode where you can click on a member and find out who they are.
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Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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I blame Starmer
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Richard K
@rkemb.bsky.social
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Don't tell me how to have fun.
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Nick Barlow
@nickbwalking.bsky.social
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Calling Discovery+ to cancel my subscription. They might point out that I don't actually subscribe to them but I'm taking no chances of even accidentally watching this.
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Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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Our lad Straw would have pulled it off
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸
@belalugosisdad.bsky.social
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I have a novel he wrote about Northampton that had to be printed on that super thin bible paper cos it's so long, and you could still beat a man to death with it.
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James Cooray Smith
@cooraysmith.bsky.social
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David Cameron is such a massive quitter that quitting is the one thing he just can’t quit.
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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚
@tranniehathaway.bsky.social
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Saying hitler was retiring to a private life after he got out of jail
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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What’s fun about the New York Times is you can be like wow a new low but then you remember the war and everything else
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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People telling me the NYT isn't in the tank for Trump. Then they run this without mentioning that those visits were in regards to Sen Capito's bill. A Republican Senator, mind you, so it's clearly not some Dem cover up.
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Mary Branscombe
@marypcbuk.bsky.social
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I trust the BBC and papers, which give so much airtime and page space to Reform, will be covering the fact that none of them bothered to turn up for their parliamentary induction? (Anderson will know this stuff already, the others will not and probably don't plan to bother coming to work anyway
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Stephen Bush
@stephenkb.bsky.social
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One reason the Conservatives should have a swift leadership contest is that until they get a new leader, they will be represented by people more interested in litigating their dishonest and disastrous election campaign: www.ft.com/content/ab7a...
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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)
@brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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Yeah because the White House was working on a bill to help those with Parkinson’s disease that was signed this week. This is literal far right disinformation from the New York Times.
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Tom Runnacles
@tomrunnacles.bsky.social
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Andrew Neil seems to be taking it very badly, can’t *imagine* why he’d be cross about this.
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Jonny Morris
@jonnymorris.bsky.social
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I don't want to see former Tory MPs on Strictly, in the Jungle, playing Traitors, hosting panel shows, or making travelogues or documentaries. I never want to see their smug, shiny faces again. I want them all to fuck permanently off.
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Dave Hutchinson
@hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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‘Unfortunately, we’ve made it much more difficult for you to move to France, Sweden and Italy, and Australia will be on fire by 2030 because we don’t believe in climate change. Still, you clicked on the article, didn’t you.’
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Jonny Morris
@jonnymorris.bsky.social
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"And the cause of liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die..."
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Mags
@magnumificent.bsky.social
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Oh this is superb… via Moog on the other 🤣 ‘Standing on the shoulders of giants’
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Mark Chadbourn
@chadbourn.bsky.social
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Polish PM Donald Tusk: “In Paris enthusiasm, in Moscow disappointment, in Kyiv relief. Enough to be happy in Warsaw.”
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Mayfair Cynic
@mayfaircynic.bsky.social
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Marine "I'd better not go near any windows in the next couple of months" Le Pen
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Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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I'm sure 99+% of the people who advocate against them have one or two of the two de facto substitutes
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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bad luck for biden to run in an electoral cycle where "are you old" is the most important issue instead of in one of the cycles where email security procedures or accuracy of vietnam war medal citations was the most important issue in the country.
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Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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You need a Swiss Army knife with the attachment for separating the art from the artist
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ambrosen
@ambrosen.bsky.social
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This is a good arti… …what, US ice cream trucks play The Entertainer? What do they have against Greensleeves?
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Dave Hutchinson
@hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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Political commentator: “Earlier, I spoke to a minister in the new Labour government. We talked about his party’s historic landslide victory, and I asked him why they’re so shit. But first, let’s spend half an hour discussing why Nigel Farage is the real Prime Minister.”
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Sarah J. Jackson
@sjjphd.bsky.social
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As the daughter of a Black Vietnam vet who suffered life long pain from a service related injury but was constantly turned away from care by the VA I can’t even bring myself to read this. My father eventually died of a treatable condition at 62 b/c he was sent home to take ibuprofen by a VA doc.
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Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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Rob
@bopterror.bsky.social
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At the end of every rainbow there’s an NCP car park.
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GrumpyGirdle 🏴🇺🇦🇪🇺🇫🇷🇵🇸📚🐈
@grumpygirdle.bsky.social
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😂
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Cliff Chapman From That Thing
@cliffchapman.bsky.social
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Let's do the Time War again! It's just a jump to the left And a step to the right
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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Rwanda took 240 million pounds from the Uk and that ghoul Braverman to take refugees and at the end got the money and will take no refugees. Well played, Rwanda, and also a wonderful example of how conservatives manage money while fucking citizens over with "austerity" and "spending cuts"
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Richard J
@preachypreach.bsky.social
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Ah, must be Radio 3’s video game hour, but that is a great choice of pseudonym
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Dave Hutchinson
@hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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It occurs to me the argument that we have to let AI fuck up the environment because it’s going to learn how to solve climate change is _exactly_ what an AI would be saying if it wanted to destroy us.
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Mordant Muppetry
@mordantmuppetry.bsky.social
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Hahahahahahahaha…
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BrokenBanker
@brokenbanker.bsky.social
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'you lost, get over it':
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G. Rodríguez
@gsrdzl.bsky.social
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Yet another article with an AI-generated nonsensical image which got published in a peer-reviewed journal. journals.lww.com/md-journal/f...
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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HappyToast
@happytoast.bsky.social
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At least the Greens will get as much coverage as Reform across all the channels now.
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Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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It's basically the House of Lords with 9 members and no Parliament Acts, providing they can find an excuse in a 200+ year old document with noone allowed to say "oh come off it"
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