CJTheran

@cjtheran.bsky.social

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@CJTheran on basically everything. He/Him Dogs are cool.

CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

fuck

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Micah @rincewind.run
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

the fact that we can look at most major problems with our lives and guess "this is the fault of private equity" - and have that actually be correct a shockingly large percentage of the time - is an excellent reason to regulate the industry into the ground

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Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Waking up in my own normal body and freaking out like the guy who woke up as a bug

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 19:20 UTC

the current conservative meta is that disqualifying a candidate for trying to forcibly seize the presidency undermines democracy, but the act of attempting to forcibly seize the presidency itself was legitimate legal maneuvering

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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 03:06 UTC

Brainstorming

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 02:05 UTC

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 20:34 UTC

The issue here is that the "lesser evil" also failed to rise to the occasion just as much as the former did.

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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 17:40 UTC

if biden can do this, just imagine what else he could be doing right now, and isn't

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 28, 2023 at 11:28 UTC

Incredible to me that someone can live through the last 20 years and still think that indiscriminately bombing a population is a plausible way to defeat terrorism.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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SK MetaBoxx @sk-metaboxx.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 27, 2023 at 21:41 UTC

Love thinking about this stuff when Dems blame the left for losing abortion rights because we didn’t vote blue hard enough or whatever

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 26, 2023 at 18:08 UTC

How extremely Democrat to simply assume that any conflict in any theater will result in a defeat, and thus the only strategy is to avoid the conflict.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 17:05 UTC

Didn't Murphy get misted when he joined or am I misremembering

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 20, 2023 at 19:59 UTC

He was always like this on the downlow but 2016 fully broke his brain and he's been spiraling ever since.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 19, 2023 at 21:33 UTC

What I really want is bookmarks

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 20:47 UTC

I've had DHL leave twin pallets of laptops outside the back door and just leave rather than ring the bell.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 18:09 UTC

Because they don't care. Palestinian lives don't count for very much in the eyes of the powerful.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 16, 2023 at 02:30 UTC

Oh so not because of the Barksdale Shoplifting Organization they blamed every time they closed a location

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 17:32 UTC

FatT names are a genre all their own

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isi baehr-breen @isibb.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 14:19 UTC

Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 22:02 UTC

I will save the day by taking all the Mondo drug into myself and becoming large enough that I can do my office commute in 2 steps

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 22:00 UTC

Important to always remember the sacred guidelines.

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 20:10 UTC

The Hamas atrocities revealed the incompetence and falsity of the right-wing program of security through brutality, and now the broad institutional center of Western military and political power is signing off on retaliatory mass murder, and U.S. pundits are really going with How the Left Went Wrong

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 13:33 UTC

You could put together all the defenses of Hamas by all the randos at all the student rallies rounded up by all the nutpicking left-punching columnists in the country and they still wouldn't add up to the number of politicians defending what is about to happen to Gaza from the Democratic Party alone

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Nathan Bernhardt @jonbernhardt.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 10:26 UTC

when i was a kid i spent hours every day reading all i could about what we were doing in iraq, writing about it, posting about it, getting so mad i made myself physically sick. i had to change my life. now i feel myself going back to that, but without fire in my age. just: "i helped pay for that."

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 11, 2023 at 11:40 UTC

So your beef is not the statement that Israel is widely slaughtering civilians, it's that you want it clear that they're doing it intentionally and specifically and that there's nothing wrong with that?

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 10, 2023 at 11:36 UTC

the Adults in the Room keep telling me we need to put as much money as possible into the police in order to reduce crime but the police themselves don’t seem to really give a shit about solving any crime whatsoever

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Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 08, 2023 at 13:47 UTC

I guarantee if Gavin Newsom ever decides to run for President, liberals everywhere will Memory Hole the shit he did as governor and either accuse you of lying or insist you hold your nose and vote for him anyway

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 20:19 UTC

i think my crankiest “i am approaching middle age” opinion these days is that IP shared universe franchises have not just been bad for the movies but bad for audiences to, in that they have basically trained them to treat story and character as secondary to LORE and EASTER EGGS

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 18:23 UTC

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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 18:56 UTC

Biden didn't once mention that Palestinians are also dying in that speech. In fact apart from a trace reference to the Palestinian Authority, he didn't refer to Palestine at all

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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 13:24 UTC

*extremely* telling that the NYT frames a family leaving a state because their trans son literally could not get the medical care he needed as a "politically motivated move" and an abstract "issue" rather than one connected to their child's intrinsic humanity www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/u...

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the girl from sleep apnea @yuzupool.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 03:15 UTC

making grabby motions with my tear stained paws

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
[ View ] Sep 29, 2023 at 02:13 UTC

why are you, as a prospective bluesky user who wants the platform to succeed, sitting on invites when good people over on twitter want off the sinking ship

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pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 06, 2023 at 02:10 UTC

every day there's a huge discourse about why leftists aren't more appreciative of the Biden administration and: its making me go fucking insane

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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com
[ View ] Sep 27, 2023 at 16:07 UTC

Oh and btw the solution to "not everyone has the time to dedicate to art, you classist" is not "AUTOMATE ALL THE THINGS AND DON'T PAY ARTISTS" it's "VALUE ALL LABOR SO THAT PEOPLE ARE PAID FAIRLY AND CAN LIVE AND MAKE ART IF THEY WANT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 30, 2023 at 15:03 UTC

good

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Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 29, 2023 at 22:26 UTC

(Tying several rats together to make a raft) Only in New York baby

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 28, 2023 at 12:52 UTC

I can assure you that many people held their nose on that, not gleefully checked the box excited for a doddering old man to eventually disintegrate and put her behind the desk. Evidence: she didn't even make it to the first primary she was so unpopular.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 28, 2023 at 12:32 UTC

Yeah and that plan is for kamala fucking Harris to become president

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 25, 2023 at 12:18 UTC

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 21, 2023 at 23:23 UTC

The good news is that if you get the flu now you instead get stronger.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 21, 2023 at 06:31 UTC

One of us one of us one of us

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 21, 2023 at 06:29 UTC

Ok that look is rad as shit is this show actually worth it

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 07, 2023 at 05:18 UTC

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 06, 2023 at 21:43 UTC

Also like 60% of that block are just Dems/GOP who didnt register that way.

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 06, 2023 at 18:23 UTC

There's lots of things that are backed by research and logic that are being restricted across the country by basis of "fuck you".

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CJTheran @cjtheran.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 23, 2023 at 22:05 UTC

I had the same thought for 20 seconds, then remembered that these are some of the worst people in the world. They don't deserve to be the first ones to receive mercy.

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