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Count Mackula
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Sluts are the only thing that matter in this world any more
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6'2, Slappin' babies for you
You don't have to like me, but your mom does
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Sluts are the only thing that matter in this world any more
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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If all I am to you people is a piece of meat Then I guess I better go do a few more bicep curls and pullups *flexes forever*
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Many people are always saying things We’ve never seen so many people say things Maybe the most ever in history
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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so.. .. the Germans invented the Internet? I thought it was Al Gore all this time
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Try again More
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Rude I guess they’re more into mushrooms
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Uncle Kermit
@unclekermit.bsky.social
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Nobody puts Baby in a figure four leglock.
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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When all is said and done.. people will just say the same things again and pretend they made it up
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Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
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You know you're happy when you want to share it with the world.
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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There is quite a bit of cat content haha
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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What’s an Alkaline diet? *chomps down 3 slices of bacon* *chases it with black coffee*
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Captcha this ass
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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True Being trying is something totally different
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Everyone is gangster till they touch a bandaid in a pool
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Season 1 of Bluesky is lasting forever.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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English was meant to be broken.
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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I’d say give yourself a hand but maybe use both
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I use the toaster oven in the bathtub just like everyone else
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Unsane Clown Posse?
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Toast + butter + Cheese
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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Call me Hawk. Mister Tuah is my father.
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Fuck them
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Peanut butter Bananas Cinnamon swirl bread If you dislike this I hope your mother disowns you
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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My friends told me never to date a dumb girl but if she wants me then that means she’s really smart so idk what they were talking about
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Hell yeah maybe I should become an Accountant
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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I have a lot of anger about the world And you, my trusted audience, will be benefiting from that in the form of questionable musings on the internet
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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People doin the Hawk tuah jokes here too or just on the Xitanic
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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America is like a massive badass shark Most asylum seekers are basically families on a sinking boat with a giant battery And they’re just showing up to the border like “hey guys I think I’d rather take my chances with this shark instead of just standing here getting electrocuted on this boat”
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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si
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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I write for me but I share it with you
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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When does the first AI Supreme Court Justice get sworn in?
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Learn a European language Mansplaining sounds way fuckin better in italiano or français
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Plastic testicles? Only my third one
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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That’s a tremendous skill to develop over years And 4+ 6 = 10
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Oh damn I’m so late for my bsky shift
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Me, on my deathbed: Boss: can you just do this one quick thing before you go?
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Cool eyes
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Cool
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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you want me to work and play nice with others you don’t want me to be drunk at work please pick a goddamn lane
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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OMG this place is starting to turn toxic. FINE, I’ll stay.
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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sudo apt visual
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Let’s live totally separate lives together
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Practicing pulling my finger guns out of my jort pockets for the family gathering later.
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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Careful you can make alot of money doing that Would be a shame to give up the beat-up late 90’s white work van
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illumi
@illumi.me
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still can’t believe everyone’s dad was born today
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Come on, anxiety. It’s time for bed
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Happy Father's Day, thanks for finishing before mom
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