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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I have no idea what’s going on and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
2 replies 50 reposts 85 likes
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Juiceticles@juiceticles.bsky.social |
442 followers 376 following 569 posts
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I have no idea what’s going on and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
2 replies 50 reposts 85 likes
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Embracing my viking heritage by pillaging the free stuff bins at rummage sales.
0 replies 10 reposts 19 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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You could potentially eat four or five spiders in your sleep if you put in the effort
2 replies 13 reposts 28 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Tenderizing my resignation with the biggest mallet I can find.
4 replies 42 reposts 134 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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tomorrow i’m gonna wake up and ruin someone’s life
14 replies 36 reposts 128 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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“Bear with me.” Just kidding, I don’t have a bear.
14 replies 55 reposts 151 likes
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻
@instantghosts.bsky.social
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Get in loser we're going insane
2 replies 36 reposts 102 likes
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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drowning in a bog would probably fix me
4 replies 27 reposts 68 likes
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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I would like to move somewhere with a yard, as I feel the need to sit, unmoving, in the spray radius of an old school sprinkler for possibly around 16 hours.
2 replies 28 reposts 64 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Whenever I hear someone say “Vengeance is mine” I think “How selfish. Vengeance belongs to all of us.”
2 replies 59 reposts 141 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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the "that's so fucked up"-to-Repost pipeline
2 replies 53 reposts 150 likes
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Violetmusing🧚🏼♀️
@violetmusing.bsky.social
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I've fucked up a lot of things in my life, and I'm not giving up now.
6 replies 21 reposts 49 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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*pulls your jorts to the side
4 replies 30 reposts 60 likes
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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a fly just did a little back spin dance for me and made me feel special
0 replies 21 reposts 36 likes
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Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
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Stop normalising things, we'll run out of the weird shit.
3 replies 51 reposts 148 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Boss: You’re in big trouble this time, pal. Me: Raw dog me, daddy.
0 replies 20 reposts 32 likes
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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when i invisibly like your post, i kiss you on the lips
3 replies 12 reposts 24 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I can't see the florist for the bees fuck it send skeet.
0 replies 53 reposts 131 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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If you still go through the toy aisle every time you visit Target, then we can definitely be friends.
5 replies 37 reposts 94 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Gary Busey just called and asked if I’m doing okay, y’know, like, mental health wise.
4 replies 45 reposts 88 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Let’s be stupid together forever
4 replies 43 reposts 94 likes
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Nearing the peak of my chicken pot pie era
3 replies 26 reposts 55 likes
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Caffeine-free diet on the streets, Baja Blast in the sheets.
0 replies 2 reposts 6 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Involved in a low speed police chase around a Joann Fabrics parking lot
1 replies 40 reposts 98 likes
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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if acting didn’t work out, she was going to open a store called Jamie Lee Curtains
5 replies 21 reposts 63 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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my strength of heart is shaped like a slinky that spring in your step is me, falling down stairs the smaller the mass, the tighter the tension what's the matter with me? it's loss of momentum tryin my best to stay right where you left me but I'm a bit tender from being a toy
4 replies 38 reposts 79 likes
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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Banjo solo so good you accidentally stomp the parking brake
1 replies 14 reposts 51 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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*Sun in my eyes driving in traffic - Fuckin piece of shit sun
3 replies 23 reposts 89 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’m too busy having my own episodes to watch any
6 replies 41 reposts 108 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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got too much baby oil between my buttcheeks walking down stairs feels like i don’t have brakes
15 replies 76 reposts 285 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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being funny as a result of past family trauma is like sad nepotism
9 replies 114 reposts 323 likes
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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What the world needs now is bidets for cats
3 replies 14 reposts 41 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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No feelings were harmed in the making of this post
0 replies 11 reposts 18 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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LIVE. LAUGH. LAUNCH THE CYBORG BEARS.
3 replies 47 reposts 84 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I like you and all, but I wouldn’t pass up a really good cheeseburger to be with you.
2 replies 16 reposts 30 likes
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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muting the word butthole is gets a salad at mcdonalds behavior
0 replies 19 reposts 41 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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combining mental health with cardio by river dancing my phone to smithereens
1 replies 20 reposts 45 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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once my Invisalign® gives me a new smile in as little as 6 months, it's fucking over for you bitches
9 replies 27 reposts 125 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Taking a break from social media. I’ll see you guys in a couple of minutes.
17 replies 131 reposts 629 likes
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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if i wanted your opinion, I'd have yanked off the duct tape.
7 replies 14 reposts 61 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country
18 replies 67 reposts 219 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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annoying, like a christian rock band pretending to be secular
5 replies 25 reposts 50 likes
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Live, Laugh, Lumbar Support
3 replies 15 reposts 34 likes
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Super(kim)star!
@aquavulva.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, legalize marijuana at the federal level.
3 replies 19 reposts 53 likes
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
@amandabf.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, lull you into a false sense of security
1 replies 23 reposts 50 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Made it thru another day without spitting on someone else's junk.
5 replies 33 reposts 60 likes
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, but for the love of god, no LARPing.
3 replies 5 reposts 13 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Tempting the naked blades of the fan with my face.
2 replies 37 reposts 66 likes
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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😂😂😂
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes