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David_j_roth@davidjroth.bsky.social |
He is admittedly not my type of guy and I don't want to be mean but the new Murdoch Coaching Tree CEO of the Washington Post is maybe the most Tory-looking guy I've ever seen. "What if Dave Matthews was somehow also Nigel Farage" is definitely the future of something, but not anything I want.
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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brad garrett ass mf
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Nae Nae || Thee Ninjette
@theeninjette.bsky.social
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What the hell is a “Tory”
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Kelsey
@yeskelsey.bsky.social
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The ankle on those pants makes me want to [redacted]
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Jeff Golick
@jgolick.bsky.social
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Well he’s definitely getting ready to dump hundreds of pounds of shit on us.
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Proud Anselmo
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Why does he look like Jeremy Clarkson?
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Non-existent Patricia
@nonexistpatricia.bsky.social
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This look is so intensely casual, I want to fight him.
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Orca Spokesperson
@icecolddavis.bsky.social
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What would you say…to fascism
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Eccles Crisp
@watersedge.bsky.social
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Is that one of those Murdochian tory bros taking over the Post ?!?
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rone
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could literally be an illegitimate Murdoch failson
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Scott Burton
@scottburton.bsky.social
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I don’t know why you need to drag Dave Matthews into this
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Annagrace K.
@novalune.bsky.social
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Well that is QUITE an apt description. Well done and 🤮
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Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe
@jefemuka.bsky.social
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Has a man ever been this casual before? I think not.
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Patchouli Woollahra
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The Dave Matthews But Also Nigel Faraage Band is not a thing I'm expecting even from an AI powered prankster.
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Valerie 💙💎🤘🏻
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I look forward to dieworkwear's inevitable thread on this guy.
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Cliff
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This motherfucker is feeling absolutely nothing after handing 100 employees their walking papers in a single afternoon
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(V)i_i(v)
@rabbitwitch.bsky.social
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We want jeremy clarkson, but remove everything that makes people like him.
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Chris Lee
@chrisleein2d.bsky.social
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He looks like a 55 year-old tech intern back in 2014.
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peppermintjack
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excellent alt text
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libby
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that’s tory sitting yep
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Floating in lotus position
@gallantdimwit.bsky.social
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Clive Own
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Hunkychunkybaby
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Why do they insist on the dumbest fucking shoes
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TurtleBee
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Feels more Jeremy Clarkson than Farage. So many types of British Fucks.
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Tyler
@electriceden92.bsky.social
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Jeremy Clarkson II
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Hyperglobalist
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Saw a story in the Washington Post about members of Congress submitting dubious expense reports which is somewhat reminiscent of the scandal in the U.K. but seemed smallbore in the American context. I mean we have senators with gold bars. I also expect muckraking around personal lives of politicians
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jjjk7
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Neil Percocet
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Lee Rowan
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🤢
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Elliott Morgan
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Does he know that bigger dudes like him look ridiculous in skinny jeans? Bc I feel like he doesn't know this. Where's the suit guy when you need him?
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max
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Lights down, you up and die.
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Chris Taylor
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Affecting that look on that salary in that role is the mark of a twat, yes, but I'm more struck by the expression carefully chosen for the final version, which deliberately and unashamedly screams alpha wanker. Anyway there's a fucking million of them. Creatures of the system nobody built.
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Cat
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What if Jeremy Clarkson had some cosmetic surgery
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gary bjusey.
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"Hi, I'm Bob Dickhead!"
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Nicholas Slayton
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Well can't unsee that. Dead on description
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Bubbles
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One milkshake, coming up
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A new more dumber voyage
@omnisomni.bsky.social
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Bet he has so much to say, so much to say, so much to say.
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
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The face of sexual harassment
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Ryan Boyd
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The white soles on the shoes are the most terrifying part of this type of Guy
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Dutchdoor
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Was going to say "If Jeremy Clarkson and Dave Matthews had a child," but I like yours better.
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The Right Reverend Mayhem
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Midjourney: generate a photo of a Venture Capital Media Era douchebro editor
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Hugh Briss
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Is that a vape in his right hand?
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Perg
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What's that in his hand? Is it a pen, readers, or a designer shiv?
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Doug B ☔️
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An early Achewood comic had the line “all British celebrities look like middle school teachers” and honestly it’s proven to be an iron-clad law.
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RubberMatt
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How is it that he earns more than I can spend in a lifetime, but I can dress better than him for less than the cost of those fugly slippers?
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Mela Storm
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Yeah, not looking forward to the new regime.
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@banjo99.bsky.social
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Wanker
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Gavin Miller
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lol, have you seen a tory?! this dude is more like a Times Radio listening, tech-bro, cheese aficionado douchebag tory. The 'most tory looking guy' prize is reserved for those gammon faced, podgy cretins who can't dress themselves properly and have never left the home counties without complaining
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Joe Gannon
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The arc of editorial judgement bends in the same direction as the tax and regulation imperatives of the billionaire owner-class.
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Joe Gannon
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We got our people everywhere, Sport. Even the fucking Washington Post. Just remember who loves you...
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Jay Willis
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On my phone “Dave” displays right above “Nigel,” and since I read this out of the corner of my eye I saw “Dave Niehaus” and was instantly ready to drive through the night to fistfight you. I’m glad it didn’t come to that, since I appreciate your Whole Deal and also since I’d get sleepy quickly.
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Caleb Bryant Miller
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From a photo editing point of view, leaving in that glass wall on frame left, and the tangent with the table on his foot… no good. The dude also huffs his own farts, clearly.
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Jessica Ritchey
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"I have hunted an Irish child for sport, but I did it at Burning Man" is a wildly unappealing vibe, yes.
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anitamargarita
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Omgaaagh
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Jennifer Van Goethem
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Why is Jeremy Clarkson running WaPo now?
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@kateallday.bsky.social
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This is so creepily accurate. Kill it with fire.
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Kevin OMalley
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Alexa, show me a photo of a man who absolutely has a paid Seeking Arrangements account.
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lanyardigan
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Jeggings are the move for comfort when you’re laying a lot of people off
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