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Coffeemancer Vanvidum

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Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty. Drifting around inner New England. he/him


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Gravel Influencer's avatar Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
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Something that really annoys me is that if Stephanopoulos wanted to make this about Biden's cognitive ability, then he could have asked pointed and substantive questions about policy. Make Biden get into details, and put him on the spot. That would have had actual value for voters.

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Proof of Burden's avatar Proof of Burden @proofofburden.bsky.social
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I'm not watching the Stephanopoulos interview closely, but someone here has it on and he keeps asking what Biden thinks of articles that have been published in the last week. If I wanted to watch the press jack off, I know how to find porn online, thank you

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Alex Newhouse's avatar Alex Newhouse @alexbnewhouse.bsky.social
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Trump's supporters pre-Jan 6 spent months sharing blueprints for guillotines and gallows, planning chemical weapons attacks on the tunnels beneath the white house, and discussing the most painful ways to kill Pence, Pelosi, and Schiff. Trump egged them on. I personally don't want round 2.

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Larry Glickman's avatar Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social
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Trump also said, “I don’t know anything about David Duke” in 2016, and “I know nothing about QAnon,” in 2020. This is his go-to move.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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Humans in the real world just don’t freak out about threats in the relatively logical, comprehensible way that they’re portrayed freaking out about things (alien invasions, fascist takeovers, mutant robots) in most mass media.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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The Heritage Foundation “don’t make us kill you, Democrats” statement may mark one of those moments people will read about in 100 years (hopefully!) and think to themselves “why didn’t they freak out when they heard the extremists say that?” (Sadly, it’s just not how humans work most of the time)

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If you see this, post a #bird

#Art

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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I think I've spent 70% of the past 24 hours sleeping or trying to sleep.

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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪'s avatar ✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social
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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

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Sitting at my desk working and hear a big splash in the pool and I know who it is! I hope he wasn't too freaked out by all of the fireworks last night, poor big buddy.

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acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT)'s avatar acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT) @acerbicotter.bsky.social
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I didn’t learn my lesson with that terribly fiddly Wednesday Addams kit…

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🌈✨ Wzl @ Fur-Eh🍁🏒🌲🌈✨'s avatar 🌈✨ Wzl @ Fur-Eh🍁🏒🌲🌈✨ @ibolt07.bsky.social
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tree puppy

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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i also think about how lincoln was famously up at all hours and had a wildly unpredictable schedule and how the last photos of him look like a man who would not have survived another term even if booth had never been born

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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Better than I was last night, yes.

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Jody Pawster, an Interstellar Coyote's avatar Jody Pawster, an Interstellar Coyote @jodypawster.bsky.social
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Oops! All Jeffrey Combs!

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If you see this post a bird! (I’m saying this counts 😂)

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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2 of the top 3 candidates for the US presidency have shown a repeated willingness to believe any conspiracy dangled in front of them like a set of keys, including wildly anti-american ones, which are straightforward cognitive deficiencies for what we should demand in a president. neither are biden.

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Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn's avatar Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn @trungles.bsky.social
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In a Joanne Fabrics, my niece, who just turned nine, pulled a ream of sheer black fabric over her head and goes, “Why officer, I have no idea what happened to my husband.” She’s my favorite child.

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Abby's avatar Abby @arobertswrites.com
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Grond the ban hammer of the underworld

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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Been a while since I had to try to sleep through a fever of 102F/38.88C. Don't recommend. At least it's responded to flu medicine last night, and came down a bit on its own later.

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🏳️‍🌈 Hugo, Gay Furry Mafia Boss 🏳️‍🌈's avatar 🏳️‍🌈 Hugo, Gay Furry Mafia Boss 🏳️‍🌈 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social
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Project 2025 would effectively kill this fandom. No ifs or buts. Most furry websites would either need to be hosted outside the USA or risk disappearing completely. And FORGET about conventions. Since most of the content produced by furries is LGBTQ, it would be classified as porn regardless.

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Very Very Common Mike Dunford 's avatar Very Very Common Mike Dunford @questauthority.bsky.social
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"Independence from Britain" is the world's most celebrated holiday.

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Gwen C. Katz's avatar Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social
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Us: How about we talk about the candidates' felony convictions and plans to overthrow democracy The Economist:

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Andrew Mercer's avatar Andrew Mercer @awmercer.bsky.social
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Mischa really wishes it could hurry up and just be July 5th already.

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Merkur the Fennec Poster 🦊's avatar Merkur the Fennec Poster 🦊 @merkur.bsky.social
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Dandolo didn't report seeing anything bad, I say we trust him.

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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"So the Pope goes, 'Hey guys, how's that Crusade to Egypt going? Take any big cities from the Muslims yet?' And we're like, 'Well, we definitely took *a* big city, Pope. That's what really matters, right?"

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Qrik's avatar Qrik @qrik.bsky.social
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Hello sad-pathetic man-thing! Qrik is Qrik! Superior to you-you in every way! Submit to will of Horned Rat now-now! ... See-see? Very simple-easy! Qrik has sent this-this as introduction as initial IM before... Has led to strong-strong working relationship!

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Qrik's avatar Qrik @qrik.bsky.social
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Qrik claiming all this-this after Vermintide!

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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You're welcome, Britain!

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Mr. Grift's avatar Mr. Grift @djdunclive.bsky.social
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I mean, personally, were I the paper of record, I'd be batshit terrified of the fact that neither of the two candidates seems to give much of a shit about sitting down to chat with me and maybe reflect on why that might be. Ah well, trying to make fetch happen seems a perfectly sound alternative.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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I've wondered specifically about this automatic-spam-call-blocker aspect of The Polling Issue, and whether we're like, sampling only people who have old or shitty cell phones or something?

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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"So eventually I just said, 'What's the deal with this turbulent priest!?'"

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Canis Latranscendental's avatar Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
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"Stephen, Matilda, Stephen, Matilda. I mean pick an heir and get on with it!" Jerry Seinfeld, 1135 AD

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Shad Badger's avatar Shad Badger @shadgerbadger.bsky.social
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Happy 4th! Hope everyone remembered to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America!

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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It's a glorious experience!

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legal cat 🐾's avatar legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social
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I was 20 and my college boyfriend came to visit. My mom made him sleep on the couch. I fell asleep watching a movie next to him. She came out at 3 am, ripped the blanket off us, and accused us of fucking right then and there, despite being clothed. Embarrassing and didn’t teach me responsibility.

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Dwuff 🇿🇦✨'s avatar Dwuff 🇿🇦✨ @dwuff.bsky.social
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My commissions are open! I do watercolour, graphite and ink work, animals and animal-adjacent are my favourite! bsky.app/profile/dwuf...

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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Why not a leader with centuries of experience and fashion sense? I can't see how that could go wrong.

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ManhattanJuryAppreciator 's avatar ManhattanJuryAppreciator @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social
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It’s legitimately amazing no donor would give their name to call Biden old or forgetful.

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Coffeemancer Vanvidum's avatar Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social
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Now that's a comfortable bed.

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Tibor Tiger's avatar Tibor Tiger @tibortiger.bsky.social
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Happy Fourth of July from Goonies Land!

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