Travis, bluesky elder

@prof-hinkley.bsky.social

1105 followers 297 following 4636 posts

Young and hostile but not stupid

Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

I'll just floss tomorrow

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

This guy called me a stewardesses and grabbed my ass

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

I thought we were going to try a thermonuclear weapon?

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

There is a whole subreddit about this and no one can figure it out

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Adam Jay @bullgooseparty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Making a show about jumping over sharks that will be fucking critic proof

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

yeah

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

girls only want one thing and it's to murder

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

I've been figured out for a long time. My kids picked up on my foibles early.

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

I should get 1.1k likes on every post

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Being the parent of an adult is a trip. It's like, no voting until you clean your room young lady

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

Lmao

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

My gravestone reads "I don't deserve this"

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Narrator: he wasn’t fine after all

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

Holy shit lmao

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Happy Birthday, Odin!

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

aw man, I was just about to respond 😞

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Of course, of course. I'll set a reminder

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

Air conditioning is cool and all but lorem ipsum dolor sit amet (draft)

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

Gonna make you sign an NDA next time

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

That was a private message, James

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 10, 2023 at 09:32 UTC

No one’s allowed to be sad but the people that I hate

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

thx though, bestie

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

Honoring the one-year anniversary of his giving CTE to her heart

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

😂

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

guy who puts change in the Coinstar machine one coin at a time yelling, "You can take that to the bank!"

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

I do not appreciate getting doxxed like this

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

Canceling my therapy appointment with the note "I'm fine after all"

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Keep emailing,,,,,, I'm reloading

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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and the new game I invented where you play with hand grenades tied to horseshoes.

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haus of hawktuah @hausofholes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

freeways are nature’s circulatory system

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

I want this for you

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

HOT

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

He says thank you, Doof! And say hi to Arlo!

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Beryl is being a fucking drama queen

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:51 UTC

I'll just floss tomorrow

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

He said "rank roo" in a Scooby voice

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

everyone say good boy to Django for being brave today.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Mike’s Hard Look at His Life

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

I respect your decision

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

None taken. I love you too

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

Who called it a BBL and not assthetic surgery?

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Every time Mark or Tom say the f word it shocks me

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

Du hast mich gefragt

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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 10, 2023 at 13:54 UTC

Dinosaur boss: i need you to come in tomorrow T-rex: but it’s my day off Dinosaur boss: i know but we’re a bit… T-rex: here we go Dinosaur boss: short-handed *they try to high-five, but, ya know…*

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

Nothing fucks up a Friday faster than realizing it’s Tuesday

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

this is what dating me is like

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Alright, that's enough bluesky for the day. Time to put on the shock collar

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

*first person to find out that all roads lead to Rome, getting out of his chariot* you are kidding me

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