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Uncle Big Bad

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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I’m done with politics in news media until Election Day. That frog is already boiled.

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You can tell the Moderna Covid vaccine was developed at Vanderbilt because the next morning after the shot I feel like I got beat by 24

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If aliens came to earth today, I’m pretty sure Jon Bon Jovi’s hype team would be the first ones there to welcome them.

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Monsters lead such interesting lives!

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Imagine how many of us there would be if we could fledge our young in 18 months or so.

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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general ignorance of science + insecurity about intelligence + smug science knowledge cops ____________________________ Distrust of science

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Every few months I get multiple toxic discourses metastasizing on my timeline at once and I have to decide whether to do the work of cleaning it up, or just give up on it. It gets old.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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I appreciate the reminder from rich democrats that all rich people are terrible regardless of their superficial politics.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Bro dost thou even crown thy good with brotherhood?

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The last time I remember life being this unstable was in the 70s, and everyone went nuts then too.

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James T. Kirk is a direct descendant of Charlie Kirk, you nerds.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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July 4 exists because we need to be reminded regularly how many fucking morons live among us.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Stop making excuses for why you can’t be part of the solution, just admit you don’t give a shit.

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thee kendal mintcake's avatar thee kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social
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There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Going on social media to tell people not to be afraid to fail is like going to a fishing tournament to tell people not to be afraid of the water.

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I told one of them I don’t like amateur group therapy and he looked like he got caught stealing from his mother’s purse.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Remember when businesses were all hiring consultants and sending employees to seminars about how to thrive in the workplace that all amounted to “Suck It Up”? Good times.

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I don’t understand why there isn’t a thriving cult fandom for old Waltons episodes.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Filming everything with constantly moving, shaky, jumpy portable cameras gave us all vertigo. We’ve been a broken people ever since.

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Dak's avatar Dak @dak.bsky.social
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911: what’s your emergency Me: I’m in bed with my girlfriend and a shirtless man has broken into the house 911: is he a threat? Me: [noticing my girlfriend looking at his abs] ya

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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You can’t fix a thing that shouldn’t even work in the first place!

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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To me it feels more like America is a river and the fiends are making a big dirt pile to divert it. They may be able to starve out a few sheep farmers, but eventually the river will wash them and their dirt pile away.

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senseless fool's avatar senseless fool @senselessfool.bsky.social
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but i, we, what do we know. we're fools. we're a fool.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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It feels like a drunken wake for America in here and I don’t care for it.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Rod Serling: There is a fifth dimension… Me: UP, UP AND AWAAAAAY IN MY BEAUTIFUL MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOOOOOON!

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Has anyone seen my happiness I was pursuing it and I had to stop to pee now it’s disappeared

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soup_'s avatar soup_ @ambientsoup.bsky.social
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sliding face down on the old mcdonalds slides cause i can't afford electrolysis

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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There seems to be a lot of confusion about the difference between activism and panic.

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I never get panicked over real world events, only over the stupidest imaginary things my brain can produce.

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Normal Pru's avatar Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Fun summer activities: - go to the beach - have a picnic - burst into flame

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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What’s with that big knob on top?

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People are pretty funny-looking if you think about it.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Everyone meet Penny the toad

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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I’d rather be a nameless drone than be famous for misspelling hock-tooey.

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I think it’s both: seed the enemy’s ground with fear so as many as possible decide not to fight, and seed you side’s ground with bloodlust to prepare the troops to fight those who don’t run away.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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They know they’re considered dangerous. They want to ramp up the fear to the point that people give up and don’t fight back. More than anything, they want everyone to step back and let them have their way without a fight.

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Not believing the earth is either flat or round is a perfect illustration of the aggressive idiocy of modern centrism.

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Every time republicans get another of their wishes granted, I imagine a disembodied monkey’s paw curling one finger.

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When I say don’t trust the media for an accurate picture of what is possible or likely, I include social media in that.

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Ross in Detroit 's avatar Ross in Detroit @rossindetroit.bsky.social
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When things get grim I have to listen to this. Because it’s simple yet incomprehensible to me. Reminds me that it can still be okay even if I don’t understand.

youtu.be/3iybCwJdudM?...

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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Kilimanjaro pizza

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Bridget Copley PhD's avatar Bridget Copley PhD @moppety.bsky.social
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Speaking as a semanticist, it's wild to me that they are phrasing it in terms of whether an *act* is characterized as "official", when what they seem to actually be talking about is whether there exists a *description* of the act that can be characterized as "official".

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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I don’t go off half-cocked like when I was younger. Best I can do is quarter-cocked, on a good day.

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The human body is an incredibly complicated thing. People who get to, say, 78, after a lifetime of abusing theirs, are living on borrowed time.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Idk why I’ve come around on tactical optimism lately, I guess I’ve been thinking of what Rudolf Abel says in Bridge of Spies: “You don’t seem alarmed.” “Would it help?”

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DrunkGrunkle 🗡️Guts Arc's avatar DrunkGrunkle 🗡️Guts Arc @tiamarie.bsky.social
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Bwahah, I followed this story while the guy posted it online.

Holy Crap.

@burrow.bsky.social did you see this one?!

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