I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
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Every day proves Thaddeus Stevens right: there should've been big Nuremberg-style public trials of leading Confederates, accompanied by seizures of the assets of all pro-Confederate large landowners and businessmen, which should then have been distributed to freed slaves as compensation.
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Can't argue with a word of that.
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Oh we are all stuck in Copeville right now.
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This is my Prime Directive on social media and it has never steered me wrong.
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Those goalposts aren't going to move themselves.
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Well I woke up this morning and got myself a beer.
The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
The Doors, "Roadhouse Blues," Recorded in November 1969
Q.E.D.
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I was a soon-to-be-draft-age American male in 1969 and yeah, that was a fucked up time.
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Print this one out and stick it on your fridge so you see it every day...
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Secret Service gonna spring into action.
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That seems ... bad?
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I understand the pull of doomerism but I'll also point out that "red-state" organizers and activists have been living under, and resisting/rebuking, many and various forms of oppression for a long time and should be considered leaders in this moment.
Like I said back in 2017:
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I’ll cheer on this country when it stops trying to kill me.
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I hear ya.
More than half the battle is knowing that you can recognize those days and have the confidence that you CAN ride them out.
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Seal Team 6, assemble!
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I've seen enough -- this is the most radical, dangerous, arrogant, out-of-control Supreme Court in American history, and it needs to be treated as such.
open.substack.com/pub/kevinmkr...
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There is a pro wrestling Royal Rumble Surprise Entrant element to this that Dems are underplaying. People forget that McCain shot up in the polls because he picked a popular female governor who wasn't 1 million years old. It was only later revealed she was one of the dumbest people alive.
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The NYT editorial board presents itself as like a wise adjunct group of strategists advising Democrats how to run their shop, but (a) it’s run and largely staffed by de facto Republican operatives and (b) it has no similar paternalistic scrutiny for Republicans.
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Goddammit.
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Nice.
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lol this is the saddest thing I have ever heard
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Fct check: true.
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MAGGIE!
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howdy neighbor isnt it nice out here in nowhere
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The requirement forces Oklahoma teachers to "reference" the role of the Ten Commandments in America's founding, so as a historian & teacher, let me offer this suggestion:
"Although some idiots today insist that the Founding Fathers were inspired by the Ten Commandments, they absolutely were not."
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If ever there was a time for Biden to drop all the usual fake politeness this is it. Call Trump a “sick fuck” to his face.
But he won’t.
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Dear @jaketapper.bsky.social
Can you maybe ask him why he doesn't use his supposed power to free Evan now? Why wait?
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I hve some bad news for you.
Oh wait. It's good news.
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It wasa gift from the Good Lord, Dell.
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Kinky Friedman was a damn hero. May his memory be an inspiration.
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Shorter Newsmax: Please do not sue us again.
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LOL. Sure, why not?
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BROWNIE!
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Holy shit. I just found that Adam West, who famously played Batman in the 1966 TV series, also played millionaire Bruce Wayne. What a talented actor.
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Ahem.
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Have you ever seen him live? Such an incredible performer, and a world-class band.
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I am sorry, I am having trouble processing the part about "margarita too strong."
Is that really possible?
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I am sure this is just a floating point error.
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Thanks to the neural processing unit, my new Copilot+ PC is able to be wrong at blinding speed.
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Water wet, Pope Catholic, woods full of bear shit and ...
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"here's the notes miles davis left out!"
oh god, miles would have beaten the shit out of sam altman by now huh
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Dear Reporters,
If you’re interviewing a theocrat who says “all our laws are based on the Ten Commandments” and you don’t immediately ask them to provide evidence and examples for that laughably stupid claim, just go ahead and quit your job.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/21/u...
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