Pwnallthethings

@pwnallthethings.bsky.social

lol this is the saddest thing I have ever heard

Jun 28, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

I mean, he's arguably spent his entire life preparing for this moment, decades of going on television shows and giving sixty second mendacious sound bites to convince the rubes to send him money, all because he's in politics (by birth), he probably is genuinely upset he couldn't be on stage.

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

I just wish I knew where RFK Jr. was going to debate himself so I could be there with twenty droogs all holding this banner aloft:

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

...he's doing a fucking *reaction video*.

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Horses for Courses @horsecourser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

at this point, he's just talking to the worms

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jtgyk @jtgyk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Will he be holding the debate at the Four Seasons?

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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

Yeah. Makes me smile a bit.

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Andrew Sterian @steriana.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Sadder still is John Stossel a one-time interesting reporter, is supporting the whole thing.

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

it's like hearing that Mike Pence is going to put on a suit for the debate, stand alone in his living room, mute the TV after each question and give his own response, then unmute the TV

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GenXJamerican🇯🇲🇺🇸 @genxjamerican.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Even sadder than the fact that he literally had brainworms and is still running?

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Is he….is he debating himself?

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Wilma Marlene Fine @wmf5.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

🤢

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ljohn44 @ljohn44.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

🎶One is the loneliest number🎶

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Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

"The same questions." So, he's answering "how should voters respond to you being a convicted felon?" and the like?

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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

Absolutely s-tier levels of pathetic

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Ersatz Haderach @striderhlc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

He’s gonna debate the worm

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Don Macfarlane @revmod.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

I think I can beat it.

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Tredain, Writer In Potential @tredain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

this is up there with Clint Eastwood yelling at the empty chair

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

www.theonion.com/rfk-jr-mutes...

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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

It's no "Microwave Cooking for One" audio cookbook but yeah that's sad.

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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

I did this when Number One Hot Katie decided to go with some loser quarterback to the prom instead of me. Dan's basement prom was way cooler than whatever those dorks got up to. I had chips. And soda. And cable.

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