Jonathan

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

‘Liberals are beating up on Biden but oddly can’t muster a coherent message against fascism’ is correct in a way I think you might have missed

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

Feel like he’s disproving his own point there

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

That’s Dr. Seuss

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Ngl that is a way less crazy answer than I was expecting

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Why do you refer to yourselves as an “army”?

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

They literally endorsed her for President

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

The entire liberal media apparatus lined up for Clinton and she still ate shit.

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gay (derogatory) @disco-socialist.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

"enjoy the camps" starter pack.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

mr president: you must beat splatterhouse 3 on the sega genesis live on stream with no save states and no game genie codes. no bathroom breaks

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

His team pushed for the debate to happen, to happen early, and to happen during prime time. They also notably failed to call in a bomb threat after he corpse-walked onto that stage

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

people have pointed that these things to have air vents and that it is possible to pour certain liquids into things like air vents

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Something of a non-sequitur but this is way more accusatory language on behalf of a robot than cops have to deal with after they execute someone for speeding

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

God we should be so lucky

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

one of those scenes where the good guy is chasing the bad guy in a house of mirrors but it’s my boss trying to find the Zoom meeting with the real me so he can fire me

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

Yeah that is super bad

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고모 Gamer Abby Denton @abbydenton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 06:37 UTC

Inspirational quote of the day

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 11:05 UTC

I spotted one in my city and the guy who owned it lives near one of the parks. I know this because I was in the park to watch the eclipse and saw him take it out of his covered garage, do exactly one circuit of the park, then put it back in his garage.

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

Being non-judgmental and an active listener seems to be enough for most people

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

We’ll all remember where we were the day the music died…

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

My wife, an avid amateur vexillologist, loves flying controversial historical flags at our various properties and I am powerless to stop her. I hate my flag bitch wife.

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

Worship Elon Musk, beat your children, save the world.

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

Can someone security conscious explain why anyone with a Signal account would ever do this if they’re actually worried about privacy?

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

his cat featured prominently in one of his shorter stories and was mentioned by name like twice a page

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Why the fuck do I have 30 notifications because of your dumb ass

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 09:08 UTC

Holy shit the students are doing guerilla warfare in Gaza?!

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

I’ll do it

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

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Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

Have you ever got a concussion from a series of words

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Jonathan @einang.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 14:53 UTC

Me keeping the cash:

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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 02:10 UTC

Hi, I’m Sam Handwich, owner and founder of Sam Handwich’s Ham Sandwiches. When my father gave me this name, I vowed to one day kill him. I’ve harnessed that anger into a passion for quality meat and deli products, and I’m here today to tell you about our new spring menu

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sea shanty stan account ⛵ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 09:02 UTC

The Art of War is so funny when you realise it's basically a very frustrated Sun Tzu writing The Absolute Dipshit Entitled Brat Silver Spoon Nepo Baby's Guide to Not Immediately Fucking Up A War, which also explains why CEO's like it so much

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 20:49 UTC

Uhhh nice joke you just posted. I’m going to act like you were serious so I can make a weirdly hostile yet incomprehensible reply

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 14:53 UTC

A '54 convertible is a classic now so asking for one as an extravagant Christmas gift still works but there was a whole period where it was just a song about sexily asking Santa for a like 10-year-old car

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Stella @antlervel.vet
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 06:31 UTC

COLUMBO: Y’know, Doc, I think you got the wrong idea about me. HANNIBAL: To the contrary, Detective. Jung posited that we all of us wear masks. False identities, or true ones. Yours is the mask of the Fool. But what of the face beneath it? COLUMBO: Well, sir, my wife likes my face well enough

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 16:46 UTC

PSA that you don’t have to go high on this, this lady is not gonna stop trying to revive the Briggs Initiative because you were charitable about her private behavior

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Drew Morton @damorton.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 05, 2023 at 01:34 UTC

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 05, 2023 at 00:57 UTC

(strapping on guns and throwing knives, slowly putting on eye mask silhouetted against a full moon atop a tenement in Hell's Kitchen)

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 12, 2023 at 00:00 UTC

Julius Caesar justified his conquest of England by claiming that the inhabitants were ignorant barbarians on account of the fact that although they had milk, they didn't make cheese. That might be the most Italian justification of colonialism I've ever heard.

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