Alejandra Caraballo

@esqueer.bsky.social

Why is he built like cybertruck?

Jun 23, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

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BLTSoftTaco 🏳️‍⚧️ @triptow99.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

This discussion needs an Animorph cover of him turning into a cyber truck.

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Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

It's two of his many neglected kids NCC-1701D and OU-812. He paid one horse each for their conception.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

this Kenneth Dredd (of Threads) meme really captures the horrifying reality here in a way that takes it beyond mere body shaming

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PissyWitch🧹 @skwirellmom.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

🤚🏼

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E. Perkins @hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

He's like a giant, evil Warwick Davis.

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E. Perkins @hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Wonder if he can serve briefly as a boat.

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Ciarán @ciaran84.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

He was called the real Iron Man for so long, why wasn't he called Ironic Man?

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Logan @loganws.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

I adore your work. Can we not body shame? even for this sad attention-seeking, pathetic, trans-rights-denying, apotheosis of 'divorced' in the flesh, tax-evading loser guy?

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thislittlelog @thislittlelog.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Body armor? Because that would mean he's one paranoid motherfucker if that's the case due to all the trouble he seems to get himself into

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Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

I flashed to Ralph Kramden.

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Toe1 @toemek1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

White supremacy bod

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Kevin Logan @kevinlogan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Coke bloat!

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Claire 🐝 @isolinearchip.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

It's like he has a serious, untreated hernia

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Endless Mike @itsendlessmike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

Taking standing lessons from Trump

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Dess! @dessarts.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

I wonder if that's a girdle I'm seeing. He's very Shatner-shaped.

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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Swole (derogatory)

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FinetalPies @finetalpies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Uncalled for tbh, the guy is the worst but just let men be fat

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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

should be running mcdonalds like the navy, not running a bunch of companies to failure and blowing up rockets or whatever

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Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

It's always valid to body shame someone who believes their race has superior genetics

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🌙🥀Ithewin🍂✨ @sladeofyaupon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

And he dresses like a child.

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Believelander Says Trans Rights @says-rights.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

Oh god they're his MUTANT CLONES

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SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️ @simplypsyke.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

The only kid he can relate to

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R1Airport @airportline.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Did you really just call Elon thicc?

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Elijah Woodn't @rootofalleli.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

Getting posture lessons from the same guy Trump goes to

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Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Looks like he grafted a bulletproof vest to the very bottom layer of his skin. & he's standing like Trump stands.

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David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

It kind of looks like he is wearing body armor.

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Glen Jackson @glenjackson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

He’s gross.

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Sarah Ford 🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now! @angeloslh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

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cj- @grumblegutz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

i think i figured it out. it’s palumboism, a side effect of HGH abuse www.gilmorehealth.com/palumboism-a...

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Rob of Denver @ro86nin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Is that his real figure now? The figure that “loves war” and wants to MMA fight? Dudes the original nunchuck to his own face guy…

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VoteBlue4ever @voteblue4vr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Guess he stopped taking the Ozempic?

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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

Maybe he had that weird Steven Crowder surgery to put a steel rod in his chest?

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Dan Fellars @dfellars.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

Is his liver distended?

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orangeandbald73 @orangeandbald73.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

Closer and closer to Jabba the Hut

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Upfull Joe @upfullman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

I think it’s what happens when you’re taking steroids but not lifting nearly enough

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Dougal @doogface.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

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jace cavacini @dysamoria.com
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

I’ll be the fourth (?) person here to point out that he stands like Trump. Hmm.

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💤arleck from Space @zarleckazpa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

The black clothes are so slimming!

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Sancho Pansy @nataliereed84.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

Cybertrucks would probably be less ugly if they were a bit more rounded. :P

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@vitamot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

He actually may have a condition called pectus carinatum.

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Isaac 🍉 @isaacoftheweb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

He's got that divorced dad body

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Dot 🧶 she/her @daughterofmercury.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

The world's stiffest man. Like the cybertruck, I think he also has an aluminium sub structure that is designed to shatter in the event of an accident instead of crumple zones. It is equally ineffective in human form

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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

Cybertruck is built like him. Grrrroww.

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David @scotinus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

That comes from the "ultra hard core" lifestyle. They all look like that now at X.

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@veri-t.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Thanks for not posting how he looks on a beach. Don't need to see that, ever again.

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Even the iron still fears the rot @housano.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

It's like someone took the head of one doll and put it on the body of another

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jess m. ☁️ @jam-etc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

Somebody on twitter pointed out that this is what happens when you shoot roids but then don't actually work out I don't know how this is drug related but I can just sense it is

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