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juice button—————————⬇️

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i am become cheugy, destroyer of rizz

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the morning juice is morning loose

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Travis, bluesky elder 's avatar Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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Ruined another date by getting the zoomies :(

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disappointing post πŸ˜” can’t believe you’d disappoint the fans like this

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Rogs πŸ€–'s avatar Rogs πŸ€– @stev.bsky.social
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πŸ«‚ πŸ‘–

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Villein's avatar Villein @villein.bsky.social
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view or download pdf. chat with pdfs in your area now

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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i think every major city should widen its entire street grid so that every street is about 1400 feet wide, and then have one really huge, really fast car that everyone rides around in. anyone who is caught walking would be arrested and sent to mine the coal required by the huge car

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Groimes Me Coybertrick Got Stack In The Snew

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i now respond to every spam text with β€œi’m outside of your house” and have yet to get a follow up πŸ‘

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the bondulance is on its way 🚨

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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in the nfl, these days are the fans around the world of what’s more and more β€” and that’s when it’s most of all

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Cullen's avatar Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social
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good trash talk if youre playing basketball with a corny white guy who sucks at defense would be "i know you have a subscription to Better Homes and Gardens but you need to get Better Guardin' Homies

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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If you're too scared on Halloween, let someone know. Tell a friend or family member

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i trust tyler lockett with my entire life

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fredesque's avatar fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social
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me: who wants to play two truths and a lie guy who named the red delicious apple: me first

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melissa~'s avatar melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social
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man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. doctor says "here, have antidepressants" man asks "no clowns today?" doctor says no. man nods and says "an age has come and gone. i will mourn its passing, but not be buried in its ashes. I was Pagliacci. who i'll be tomorrow, who can say? thank you, doctor."

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Ali Garfinkel's avatar Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social
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*composes email* *proofreads* *hovers mouse over send button* *proofreads again* *is about to send* *proofreads a third time* *gets glass of water* *proofreads once more* *finally sends email* *re-reads email just for good measure* OH NO I SAID HITLER INSTEAD OF HELLO

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everyone remember to leave milk and cookies out for Earth Wind & Fire tonight

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drewtoothpaste's avatar drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
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companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

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35 year old trying to become a bucket hat guy's avatar 35 year old trying to become a bucket hat guy @stefanheck.bsky.social
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Koko the Gorilla has passed away. She was β€œape” years old (8).

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when you watch the delivery person completely blow past your place

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Rob Cee's avatar Rob Cee @robcee.bsky.social
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*in the crowd at Beach Boys concert* PLAY THE ONE ABOUT SURFING!

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Nate's avatar Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social
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*At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.

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