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Gregory Possum-Finder@gregerskine.bsky.social |
an ex of mine did wildlife rescue and said the raccoons would fuckin slit a throat for an oreo. One morning the staff came in and discovered the raccoons had managed to open all the cages and let each other out, and were just lying all over in a stupor, stuffed with Oreos stolen during the night
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PissyWitch🧹
@skwirellmom.bsky.social
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I had one wild raccoon,I called her Lucy.she loved Raspberry danishes from Publix..she'd come when I called her nightly. now she brings her babies to eat on our back deck.
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Joel Pelletier 🍩
@joelpelletier.bsky.social
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Bandits gonna bandit
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Brian Spears
@briankspears.bsky.social
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I briefly worked in a redneck bar in Louisiana that had a tree growing through the middle of it and policy was that we had to put the Irish Cream in the cooler overnight because raccoons would climb down the tree and drink it all.
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Dark and Wondrous - it's in the trees! it's coming!
@darkandwondrous.bsky.social
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Since we are deprived of pictures of this blessed event, here's the legendary possum what broke into a bakery in Australia, and was found in the morning in a similar condition.
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Nope
@torshi.bsky.social
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Relatable
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Barbiewithatude
@barbiewithatude.bsky.social
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Neighbor used to have enormous old avocado trees, and the raccoons would stuff themselves to the point that all they could do was lie under the trees with distended bellies. And there were still enough avocados left over for most of the rest of the neighborhood.
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Evil Bat Witch
@evilbatwitch.bsky.social
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While I'm not an oreos fan (unpopular opinion), I would stab a bitch for some chips ahoy!
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Kath
@kathmarval.bsky.social
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Curious - does this mean that raccoons do not share the dog characteristic of being poisoned by chocolate, or does this mean that the type of chocolate in oreos is not the bad kind of chocolate? (or does this mean the wildlife rescue org staff ate vanilla oreos?)
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surf dracula
@feldspar.bsky.social
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l left a 12-pack of beer outside at a cabin once and those mfs drank all of it
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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INNOCENT
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Mayor of the Moon
@moonmayor.bsky.social
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Bunch of little communists
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Kris Nuttycombe
@nutty.land
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Awesome, I will use this knowledge when baiting my raccoon trap (live-catch, I relocate them because in addition to loving oreos, they love eating my chickens, often without killing them first.)
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Adam P. Knave
@adampknave.com
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@chrisraccoons.bsky.social so, Oreos?
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Lee Ann Thill
@leeannthill.bsky.social
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We've been annoyed that raccoons have been coming to our porch to eat the feral cats' food. Then a skunk started coming for late night snacks. We can shoo the raccoons even though they can be mildly resistent to leaving, but the skunk? Nope.
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AQR
@alexqryan.bsky.social
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awww, they shared the oreos
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Fabulous Abomination
@fababomination.bsky.social
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*giggles*
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Apples
@applebytes.bsky.social
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nah man they didn't do it I was there I was the dust particle
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Kathy Castro
@kathycastro.bsky.social
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Whomst amongst us etc etc
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Jethands 🔞
@jethanded-wyvern.bsky.social
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This is a @feral-bear.bsky.social skeet.
And a @loosf.bsky.social skeet.
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Colin Simpson
@gamerlearner.bsky.social
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Relatable
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Carpinche
@claiborne.bsky.social
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that they let each other out is the most beautiful thing
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HudsonRiverCroc
@hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
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Amy Hoy
@amyhoy.bsky.social
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proof that they would in no way slit a throat as they freed their comrades to partake in the bounty with them!
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Sheo
@sheologian.bsky.social
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This story just made me like them even more, and I was already a big fan of them
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Wool-Encased Tea Addict
@passeriform.bsky.social
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www.reddit.com/r/todayilear..., scroll down -- bear did not like Bud.
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LilyWight
@lilywight.bsky.social
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Oh good. Now I know how to bait the live capture traps so I can get the pestilential nuisances out of my garden and removed to a wild area far far away. Oreos.
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DeryckEleven
@deryckeleven.bsky.social
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Red Lori Bright Eyes
@redloribrighteyes.bsky.social
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once after racoons ate my cinnamon swirl bread they took off with our light sticks and played - sugar high powered - to have lightsaber style fighting in the bushes for the next half hour. racoons are amazing
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C
@redeight.bsky.social
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Let those amongst us who would not partake in an oreo-rgy until stuffed with regret cast the first stone.
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John Romero's Bitch 🏳️⚧️
@triplanetary.bsky.social
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I do find it very touching that the first raccoon to get out let the other ones out instead of just hoarding the Oreos for himself
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Rumpus
@thisdumbrumpus.bsky.social
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"allegedly"
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Mela Storm
@melastorm.bsky.social
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Based on my knowledge of raccoons, this sounds typical. If they ever align with the squirrels, we are screwed.
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Lebanon Link 🌎 ✨ ❤
@lebanonlink.bsky.social
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I can see raccoons making a shank.
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Viola Smart
@smartvpants.bsky.social
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100% checks out. My SIL had a raccoon break into her cat door and she discovered it reaching into her Oreos at the same time as she was watching a movie in the dark.
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Falanx, son of Fenix
@falanxzealot.bsky.social
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[Screams in procyonid cytochome p450 unable to process theobromine]
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat
@shaidorsai.bsky.social
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I mean, when I’m in an edible or two, I’D slit someone’s throat for an Oreo. I’d even beat someone up for a Hydrox. I feel like I’m in “Requiem for a Dream,” but it’s junk food.
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Annie Heffernan
@annieheff.bsky.social
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Was this in Toronto? Because this has strong “Toronto Raccoon” vibes.
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AmethystBlue
@amethystblue2.bsky.social
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Welp. Looks like the rumors are true. Raccoons don’t play when it comes to territory or their food, especially the snacks.
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Jeff (no, the other one)
@jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
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Family at Peach Park. Got nice basket full. Left in car w window cracked 2-3”. Went to lunch… Raccoons got in, ate all the peaches, the gum & peppermint Lifesavers in the console, pooped in the seats, then skedadaddled
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Sean
@publichealth.bsky.social
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Barry
@barrydancer.bsky.social
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This is the movie I wanna see!
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He's Just Adam
@barely3d.bsky.social
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Let he who is without sin sling the first cookie
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Sun Dog
@kristenarden.bsky.social
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The Racoons of NIMH.
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LilithLiberated
@lilithliberated.bsky.social
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They did not slit any throats. In fact, they cooperated and shared. The raccoons are noble and believers in equality.
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Mars Rover
@marsrover.bsky.social
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Raccoons have better solidarity than us, ffs.
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TooPlain
@galbo.io
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Lmao reminds me of the of a childhood movie Over the hedge
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