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No one of consequence... get used to disappointment. I have a fear of unintentionally misusing homophones when writing, not so much when speaking. (he/him) #BLM

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Kate Lister 's avatar Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social
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My dad’s right. If you swap “and low it came to pass” for “I shit you not,” the Old Testament is a much better read.

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NanBP's avatar NanBP @nabbp.bsky.social
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I hate FB. I have always hated it, but, I ck it 1/day to see if friends are celebrating anything. But last week and again today I posted about Project 2025. Today I posted this handy visual. We all need to do our best to make sure ppl understand how Project 2025 will end democracy.

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Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, Jimbo.

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The world is a slightly better place. May Inhofe end up where he belongs. #RipAsshole

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Whatever's avatar Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social
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We had 24-hr access until someone vandalized the PO Box/self-service area. Now access is 5am - 7pm Mon-Sat.

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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In the earliest days of the space program, weight-conscious NASA engineers described the perfect space food as a paper-like ration that would be "tasteless, flexible, and tenacious." That’s how I want to be remembered.

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Make it into a Michelob starred restaurant instead…

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andy™'s avatar andy™ @andylevy.net
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dick cheney invite trump hunting challenge

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Chris Levesque's avatar Chris Levesque @levesque-chris.bsky.social
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What this article leaves out is that if you hand your unlocked phone to a police officer, they can legally search it. Unless companies develop a method that allows you to show officers insurance cards and driver license without unlocking the rest of your phone, don't.

www.zdnet.com/article/digi...

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Whatever's avatar Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social
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If they don’t win, print your own…

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Scissors's avatar Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social
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From Insta: When your therapist tells you: "The fact that you're considered 'high functioning' doesn't mean your illness is easier for you to deal with. It means it's easier for others to deal with." ☝️Interesting bookends to my day👇

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Maladroithe's avatar Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social
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It would really behoove some of you knuckleheads to ask a couple follow up questions when someone posts an infographic with zero citations or links

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Best of Hasbara's avatar Best of Hasbara @bestofhasbara.bsky.social
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An article in the peer-reviewed medical journal The Lancet, using the conservative estimate of 4 indirect deaths in Gaza for every one direct death (in other conflicts it’s been 3-15x), calculates that Israel has killed approximately 186,000 Palestinians. That is 8% of the population of Gaza.

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Gentlemen, it is with deepest regret I must inform you that I am straight up not having a good time

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Whatever's avatar Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social
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Thanks for finally doing a story that wasn’t about replacing Biden.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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I want to explain how Project 2025 is essential to the Trump campaign and the only way to understand it. But first, let's do something the press refuses to do in 2024: Take Trump's threats seriously. Think about the core message of his first post-1/6 rally, delivered deliberately in Waco, Texas.

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Amanda Smith's avatar Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
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This!! Start with “they want to end no fault divorce, sell national parks, and ban porn” end with tax structure.

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Whatever's avatar Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social
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It’s a black eastern Allegheny rook…

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Whatever's avatar Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social
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Henceforth I will be referring to Michelin starred restaurants as Michelob starred restaurants.

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Adam Sharp's avatar Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social
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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck

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Xavier's avatar Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social
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Celebrating the Fourth of July by dressing up like the Hamburglar and throwing crypto mining rigs into Boston Harbor.

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Whatever's avatar Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social
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One day I’m not going to bother fixing autocorrect and just let everyone think I’m having a stroke.

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Behold!! The anti-cat flower bed! Let’s hope it works…

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