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I spent a lot of time in that other place. immaculatepizza in other places as well: twitch, Instagram, and if you've found yourself in 2001, AOL Instant Messenger. gay person, geriatric millennial, he/him


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Peter Sagal's avatar Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
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The very worst thing about social media, including this site and the Bad Site and every other site, is the illusion that by posting on it you’re accomplishing anything.

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How do they order different kinds of soda!

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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Rolling into the oval office at 11, zoning out for the intelligence briefing, whining until they let him wander away and watch fox. That was Trump every damn day

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared

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Extremely. Whenever two people start conspiring it feels like they are very self consciously Doing Some Real King's Landing Shit, Hell Yeah Bro.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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Jacob Bacharach's avatar Jacob Bacharach @jacobbacharach.bsky.social
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LMFAO at NYT *not* disclosing that the guy who wrote this was a clerk for John Roberts! Honestly gotta respect the game.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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it could not possibly be clearer that Sulzberger has an explicit pro-Trump agenda

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Very Serious People can't resolve the cognitive dissonance involved in the knowledge that Trump was involved with Epstein's pedo ring and so pretend its a conspiracy theory or didn't happen. Trump inexplicably gave the guy who let Epstein skate a cabinet post! All out in the open!

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social
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there's a certain irony that liberals who have spent four years yelling at leftists who criticize Biden at all for any reason have now, in one week, done more damage to Biden's candidacy than all those leftists combined

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I seem to recall a time when one's phone tried to learn what words you were more likely to use. That's mostly just gone now. Fucking. Fucking. Fucking. I say fucking all the time. This piece of shit keyboard thinks I want to say sucking it thinks I want to say ducking it thinks I want to say docking

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Thousands of years of philosophy but people want their morality from the cartoon version of Batman.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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sam alito salivating at the chance to make this life for americans

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"we heard you people can't stop living through the 2016 primary so we're going to let you do it all over again"

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Such a disappointment. Was it terrible? Did they only have it streaming for one night?

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Yeah it seems like all the major news outlets are explicitly in it for trump at this point.

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Are we sure you don't want someone aboard who can put a door back on real quick???

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉's avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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"Crimpy and Xx_snud_xX are abusers." "Inflation_Gary is LITERALLY a gaslighter." "Mingus and Bonko are doing elder abuse scams on a private darkweb server that violated pet play consent." We are teetering on the brink of a permanent planet-wide psychotic break. Log off.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Traveling back in time to explain our current moment to the founding fathers, who react with horror; when I return the constitution explicitly forbids appointing Catholics to the Supreme Court

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Electrichead's avatar Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social
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This 100% explains why the pope keeps calling people the f slur.

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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To be fair to you (and me), before this opinion I’d say SCOTUs wasn’t making any “I’ll do anything for Trump” moves — they didn’t intervene in the 2020 election and rejected some other outrageous demands. This was a huge huge jump in the depth of the tank they are in.

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Mitchell Epner's avatar Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social
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5/5 It turned out that Trump was right and I was a naive fool. Trump carried around Supreme Court justices in his pocket like so many nickels & dimes.

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Fellow Member of Your Preferred In-Group 's avatar Fellow Member of Your Preferred In-Group @immaculatepizza.bsky.social
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Oh. I want. A reality show. Of the couples where specifically it is the woman trying to make the man do whatever this is. Hot damn. I'll watch ten episodes of it this very night please.

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They must be thinking of some other tradition. Maybe they're really into Fiddler on the Roof.

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Yeah dude you're always building vehicles and shit; if you can't feminize these gals no one can.

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Those are Mongolian LARPers who left earth shortly after First Contact; Q'o'nos is a myth.

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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for real, stop hanging out at the nazi csam bar, it does bad things to your brain

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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this basically serves the same purpose as QAnon shit on the right. it projects itself as an aggressive form of political engagement, but it’s really just a retreat into fantasy and nihilism

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See that phrasing reads to me as unremarkable woo woo. I'm getting curious about the taxonomy of it all now.

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I support you. I want to know who this influencer is so I can follow their family court proceedings in a year or two.

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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After the Court’s decision yesterday, I think there’s an argument from necessity for Biden seizing Trump and trying him by military tribunal, given the sudden unavailability of Article III courts. Plus, itʼs just the sort of thing they’ve authorized an active and energetic chief executive to do.

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Tens of millions of people really responded to him calling Mexicans rapists. I truly believe that's when he locked them down. Make America Feel White Again was always the whole thing. A decade of heartbreak.

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Appreciate that! I'm in New York so democracy usually feels theoretical to me.

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Must have been nice to be a primary voter that year.

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They often make their own. Really makes you think.

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Megan Morgan 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Megan Morgan 🏳️‍🌈 @m3writes.bsky.social
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Did you know the word “spinster” originally applied to a woman who was so good at weaving/spinning/cloth-making that she didn’t need to get married to support herself, and so she didn’t? They were considered upstanding members of society until marriage became glorified in the Victorian era.

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social
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"Now the president has no limits on his power, so I can't do anything to stop Trump." - Biden, the sitting president

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Every job I've ever had has given me a clearer sense that lots of people are figuring it out as they go. This can be either a comfort or seen as license to destroy everything you come into contact with. Parental income a big determining factor there.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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very much reflective of the lack of any real survival instinct among journalists that they think the big story today is whether biden will step down

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Karl Bode's avatar Karl Bode @karlbode.bsky.social
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gosh I hope there are ambiguous platitudes

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Asawin Suebsaeng's avatar Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social
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“Plans are already in motion to use this new, historic court decision as a legal shield to help a potential second Trump administration implement his extreme policy agenda with less concern for rules and laws, sources with knowledge of the matter say.”

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