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Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social |
cabbage is a top-tier vegetable by virtue of its accessibility, value, versatility and flavor. it's a truly excellent vegetable of the highest order. the only thing holding it back is that it makes you fart. real shame
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Zaznayka
@zaznayka.bsky.social
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Cabbage would be more successful if not for this avatar and their gang constantly destroying the supply chains!
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THR
@teeaitchare.bsky.social
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Ever since I discovered okonomiyaki, cabbage has rocketed to my top five vegetables, which is a very competitive field
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@uruzrune.bsky.social
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As someone with both Irish and Polish/Ukrainian heritage, cabbage ownski
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Phasmatic
@phasmatic.bsky.social
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www.tiktok.com/@rachelbillu...
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Barrington Kenilworth IV
@barringtonk.bsky.social
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Never stops me from eating gołąbki.
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Dr. Lucien Sanchez
@burls-gone-wild.bsky.social
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Savoy cabbage does not in my experience!
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drug-addicted loser
@drugaddictedloser.bsky.social
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anything that's 92% water can't in good conscience be considered a vegetable
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Patchouli Woollahra
@woollahra.bsky.social
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If we all fart, what's the issue?
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Nomad Void
@nomadvoid.net
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On the pro side, it makes your boobs grow bigger.
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Dëad Børkchettå
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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Jon I think you are forgetting that farts are very, very funny. Cabbage wins this round too
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Donna Huntriss
@donnahuntriss.bsky.social
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Red cabbage with apple, currants. Dijon mustard, apple cider vinegar and sugar is really good! Hot or cold!
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Secrest the Human
@secrest.bsky.social
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Seems like a win/win to me.
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Jenn
@jennwa.bsky.social
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It's in my top four veggies. Onions, garlic, potatoes, cabbage.
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Spica LeChat
@spica-lechat.bsky.social
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Be glad it *only* makes you fart. It does far worse things to me if consumed raw.
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Fuzi
@fuzi60.bsky.social
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Bubble & Squeak is a delicious dish, with the name indicative of the sound it makes while cooking as well as the sound you make after eating it.
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Pete Bones
@petebones.bsky.social
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Feature, not a bug
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St. Patrick’s Gay Parade
@drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social
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There are few vegetables who can pass the velvet rope to the slaw party. Cabbage is the bouncer
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Marie 🧪🇺🇸🌈🏳️⚧️🚴♀️🐟🐕🇺🇦☮️
@rmholt.bsky.social
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Apparently the same nutritional benefits as kale. That’s a plus.
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Simon Little
@simonplittle.bsky.social
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You forgot the cronch
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Ruth Nineke
@ruthnineke.bsky.social
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FLAVOR? Cabbage has flavor?
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@loremanlear.bsky.social
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unnecessarily large chalkboard drawing in the middle of a failing whole foods' produce section: "even better fermented!"
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Anatoly Cherdanko
@analdank.bsky.social
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if people don’t want to deal with my cabbage farts they can buy me alpha-galaxyquest supplements, not doing so signals their acceptance of the high methane atmosphere i bring to the office
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Tully Quinn
@tullyquinn.bsky.social
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That's a bonus
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Storlom 🇵🇱🇺🇦🇵🇸
@storlom.bsky.social
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just ignore the farts problem solved
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cidonnelly1
@cidonnelly.bsky.social
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But you could say that about beans, too, yet people do like their beans burritos.
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Pierre 🀄
@limica64.bsky.social
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Not a weak point in my opinion 😏
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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I dunno about the flavor part, but the sheer volume of food / amount of meals per dollar is definitely top-tier. the Irish were onto something.
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andyroz Go Green
@andyroz.bsky.social
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Everybody loves a fart though. Except in a lift - that's bad on so many levels. 😄
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@jakedotworld.bsky.social
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Vegetables are proven to have a higher likelihood of resulting in old age, and old age is the number one killer of people of all time, so I avoid all of them and strongly encourage you do the same.
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Ivan Monteiro
@ivanmonteiro.bsky.social
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If you're not fermenting or thoroughly cooking it, add fennel seeds to the dish to reduce fartulence.
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Mungo5
@mungo5.bsky.social
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Jerusalem artichokes grow like weeds in all soils, are pest free, packed with carbs, tasty, very productive and make you fart so hard you spend the next day doubled over blasting furniture around the room
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@zpaudio.bsky.social
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Feature not a bug. Less stinky than meat farts.
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Hagatha Crusty
@obviouslycloe.bsky.social
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Farting is fun and good tho fr
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Drayden Dinh
@draydendinh.bsky.social
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So that means them farts were coming from the cabbage I ate??? 😭
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schuettc
@subaud.io
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It’s perfect. (Just restarted kraut manufacturing )
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JoyComethInTheMorning
@sheadapts.bsky.social
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Get some beano or charcoal capsules, problem solved.
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A hermit's night
@ahermitsnight.bsky.social
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They were on sale at the store🚶🚶♀️🚶♂️.
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Love & a Broken Clock
@luvnabroknclock.bsky.social
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It's not a bug, it's a feature?
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Dar Dixon
@dardixon.bsky.social
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It makes you fart, so technically, nothing holds it back. More like, pushes it out. And then there’s… never mind.
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Debra Double-U (she/her)
@debwezz.bsky.social
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I see these IG posts about “cabbage steaks” (thick slabs of cabbage, roasted) and all I can think is “That is a days worth of farts on a plate!”
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Kalanai
@kalanai.bsky.social
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I love boiled cabbage w a bit of butter and a splash of vinegar. Yumm
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katie 🏳️⚧️
@katiep123.bsky.social
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Eagerly awaiting your take on beans next
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German Landis
@germanlandis.bsky.social
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Slow roasted cabbage braised for a couple of hours is the food of the gods.
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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That, and if you cook it wrong it smells like farts.
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@verifiedvendor.bsky.social
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Mike tha Bike
@mwookie.bsky.social
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not if you make farting an art form.
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Charley
@charley4sure.bsky.social
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Pretty sure that all vegetables are actually just different cultivars of cabbage.
xkcd.com/2827/
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@AnnWilliams
@annwilliams.bsky.social
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A reach movie of the 70s "CABBAGE SOUP" 2 Old hicks made soup from their garden cabbages, had farming competitions outside, until one day it drew a Martian 😂 It was his language
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Nick Huntington-Klein
@nickchk.bsky.social
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Cabbage OP
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OneDishwasher
@onedishwasher.bsky.social
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cabbage also is huge, only need one cabbage to feed a whole family. absolute unit.
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